The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

July 9th, 2013 // 311 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Dick Cheney this whole time, Gerard Butler and the time soft serve got herpes, and Cameron Diaz, who’s transformation into Magda from There’s Something About Mary is complete.

Whoa Bruce Jenner, easy, I’m sorry about that Kendall line up there *wets pants*,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    I thought Richard Ramirez died in jail.

  2. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    EricLR
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    Ssshhh, now werez not gonnna tell mommy about daddy’s smelly drink arez we?

  3. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
    EricLR
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    Well, better naked than Iggy Pop, anyway.

  4. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    EricLR
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    Smithers, get me Alfred Hitchcock, or his his non-union Mexican equivalent!

  5. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
    EricLR
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    If you want to look better, just make sure you hang out with a friend who looks like Eddie Money.

  6. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    EricLR
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    …and that’s when I started pimping my 12-year-old.

  7. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    “I’m….an alien!”

  8. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
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    I hope that wrist tatoo says “cut here.”

  9. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    That was nice of Anne Hathaway to share her ice cream.

  10. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    The electorate gets what it deserves.

  11. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    In every picture there is a pair of breasts saying everything with its nipples.

  12. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    That is the facial expression of someone whose career high was “Charmed.”

  13. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    “Wait til they get a load of me.”

  14. Minnie Driver Bikini Fedora
    EricLR
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    So still would.

  15. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
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    She used to live in his balls.

  16. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
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    Murphy Brown Spots.

  17. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    The last thing Kris Jenner will ever see.

    You know, God willing.

  18. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    Jennifer Aniston is not impressed

  19. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Damaged goods

  20. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    Now google Vicky Vette

  21. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
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    Is she that much taller than him, or does he seriously put his head at boob level when he hugs his own daughter?

  22. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
    caley
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    So, is he doing an impression of a giant cartoon snail? Or is a giant cartoon snail doing an impression of him?!

  23. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
    tom
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    Who?

  24. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    caley
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    Her elbow looks like a portal into another dimension where she’s still attractive.

  25. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    One grenade….

  26. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    caley
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    Well, he is performing to the best of his abilities: there’s not a single crow on that balcony!

  27. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    caley
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    “Hey baby, I hear the blues-a-callin’, tossed salad and scrambled eggs…I’m gonna throw up.”

  28. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    caley
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    “No, I’M a worse mother!”
    “No I AM!”

  29. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Again with the farting face? What the hell is she eating these days?

  30. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    It was 90 degrees in NYC yesterday…Imagine what a cool breeze would do.

  31. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    Has anyone notice how much he looks like Candace Bergen in the picture just before this one?

  32. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
    David Ringler
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    He can still taste skanky hooker juice on his lip. Mmmm…the taste of fish oil mixed with Camel cigarettes and despair…nectar of the gods.

  33. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
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    “Ok, I’ve almost got a good coat of suntan oil on your ass…almost…almost…wait…”

  34. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    That is the suit of a man who doesn’t care that everyone knows he has shitty taste in suits.

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
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    Work release is getting classier and classier.

  36. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
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    Relax. I’m just looking for my wrist watch.

  37. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    David Ringler
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    I’m so glad I’ve never seen pictures of her from 15-20 years ago…my penis would explode and take out half the office building. The best foreign import EVER.

  38. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
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    Michele is constantly on the move, and her assistant is never far behind with her hot cup of coffee, iPhone, and vag thumper.

  39. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    You don’t wanna see the back of her. All duct tape and safety pins.

  40. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
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    Glad she’s embraced her inner granny

  41. Diane Kruger Demián Bichir The Bridge Premiere
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    “Yeah, that’s the spot…now dig!”

  42. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    Urbanspaceman
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    You poor naive kids. She’s wearing a bra that is designed to appear like her high beams are on.

  43. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Skippy86
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    You know how everybody always says how a certain fat girl would be cute if only she only lost weight, well….

  44. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    Grand Dragon
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    Turkey’s done

  45. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    Grandma stares into the reflecting pool and remembers when she had her pick of the ladies.

  46. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    MeanMrsMustard
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    “I’ll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! “

  47. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
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    Geez, you coulda let him get his damn hair cut finished before demanding a picture.

  48. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    tlmck
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    So “troll doll” is a hair style now?

  49. Enrique Iglesias Bandana Anna Kournikova Bikini Covering Stomach On Boat
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    Still wanna bang her.

  50. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    Rick James
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    Boobs the boss.

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