The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

July 9th, 2013 // 311 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Dick Cheney this whole time, Gerard Butler and the time soft serve got herpes, and Cameron Diaz, who’s transformation into Magda from There’s Something About Mary is complete.

Whoa Bruce Jenner, easy, I’m sorry about that Kendall line up there *wets pants*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
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    “Like, this coke sucks! My nostrils are on fire!”

    “Coke? Have you seen my Gold Bond?”

  2. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  3. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    Gin&Tonic
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    tainted meat and she knows it

  4. Enrique Iglesias Bandana Anna Kournikova Bikini Covering Stomach On Boat
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    Is she still banging this 2nd generation has been?

  5. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
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    Margaret Thatcher’s last photo.

  6. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    Nurse Ratchet still on the job.

  7. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
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    He’s reminiscing about back when he used to nail Scarlett Johannson. Good times.

  8. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    “WHAT’S THE MATTER? I will tell you “what’s the matter!” I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? “Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie, I can’t write on this paper, Annie!” Well, I’ll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN! “

  9. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    Why is everyone she dates a member of MS-13?

    • thespiral

      I came here to say the exact same thing. She has a type and that type is petite Mexican gangbangers.

  10. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    Just pretend it’s Bradley’s c*ck.

  11. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
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    The paparazzi should be commended for avoiding the close up.

  12. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
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    It’s so sad when old people shrink.

  13. Diane Kruger Demián Bichir The Bridge Premiere
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    “Heroin…Oh fuck yeah.”

  14. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Aside from the teeth, she looks good. I totally would.

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
    emma watson's vagina
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    actually here she looks very fuckable.

  16. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
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    “If you scope any hotties in your preschool you let poppa know, right?”

  17. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    He’s awesome.

  18. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    Wow, she doesn’t look a day older than 40 years after she was on Laugh-In.

  19. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
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    “Oh God, did I just eat a fly!! How many calories is that?”

  20. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
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    “I totally farted! But I think it actually smells pretty good!”

  21. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    EricLR
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    Haaaaa…you’re like my priest!

  22. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
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    Are they bringing back “Murder She Wrote?”

  23. Enrique Iglesias Bandana Anna Kournikova Bikini Covering Stomach On Boat
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    I’m glad to see that they’re still together. I haven’t heard about her in years.

  24. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
    EricLR
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    I think I’m going to stop by the malt shop later and say hello to the fellas.

  25. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    And just after they sat down the universe imploded and all matter was rendered null.

  26. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    She is an enigma.

  27. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    I would rather lick that asphalt.

  28. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
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    Gross.

  29. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    Gin&Tonic
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    granny’s still go it. if her daughter comes along, count me in

  30. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    She can even make that plain outfit sexy.

  31. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
    EricLR
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    Ninth Avenue, a great place to find hookers. Also, every other avenue.

  32. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
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    the newest member of Just for Men.

  33. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
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    Do you get a slice of tomato with that cottage cheese?

  34. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    EricLR
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    America’s Sweetheart has the sweetest case of radiation poisoning.

  35. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    I thought Michael Jackson was dead.

  36. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Gin&Tonic
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    now that’s a fucking side profile!

  37. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
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    Sexy.

  38. Diane Kruger Demián Bichir The Bridge Premiere
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    Doing his very best RDJ impression.

  39. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    EricLR
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    He’s not angry. They just re-tightened the wires.

  40. Minnie Driver Bikini Fedora
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    Looks great.

  41. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    renotastic
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    Why does she always look Hawnstipated when she smiles?!

  42. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
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    I like the name Faith for a girl.

  43. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
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    She’s competing with Pippa for the most shots taken from behind.

  44. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    Gin&Tonic
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    enjoy being in your late 70s by the time your kid goes off to college, a-hole. that’s a pretty shitty burden to have to dump on someone

  45. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    Berserk screaming!

  46. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    EricLR
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    Looks like they’re shooting one of those movies where the old criminal teaches the new kid how the heist works. But I don’t seem to see any cameras.

  47. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    EricLR
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    There’s something about scary.

  48. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    “I’m the pimp daddy and New York is my bitch.”

  49. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    Mista Snazzy
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    Oh yeah baby, Coke on a Penis!!
    Talk about a double whammy!!

    Bet John Travolta is soooooo jealous, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  50. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLR
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    I’d give Florida back to Spain for that.

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