The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

July 9th, 2013 // 311 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Dick Cheney this whole time, Gerard Butler and the time soft serve got herpes, and Cameron Diaz, who’s transformation into Magda from There’s Something About Mary is complete.

Whoa Bruce Jenner, easy, I’m sorry about that Kendall line up there *wets pants*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If the other man was holding the ice cream cone, I can’t help but think an arrest would soon follow.

    (BTW, this pic sheds some light on the Butler/Cooper pic from yesterday.)

  2. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
    johnny p!
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    Ed Grimley’s looking young!

  3. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She splurged for the large.

    Not the drink… the teeth and camel toe.

  4. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
    Little Tongue
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    This picture makes me feel all dirty and stuff. I need a shower.

  5. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They’re not related, but it still looks just as creepy as Hulk and Brooke Hogan.

  6. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    Slappy Magoo
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    Fire Marshall Bill?

  7. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    I give him a year before he just pins his ears together behind his head.

  8. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    johnny p!
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    “Hey you kids! Get offa my lawn before I—”
    Hey wait a minute, these are my young daughters that my wife is whoring out…
    “Never mind girls, keep playing! Have fun and remember to wave to the cameras!”

  9. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    nice vulv.

  10. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    Slappy Magoo
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    No, Daddy, I don’t want to hear about how you’re all dead inside again!

  11. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ignatowski, Cab 749!

    Oh-kee-doke!

  12. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess it was too hot for the dalmation fur coat.

  13. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
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    “Note to self: Ask agent why young men with neckbeards keep asking me about a Voyager revival.”

  14. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    Frank Burns
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    Who’s the Bras?

  15. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    This looks an awful lot like a brunette version of that Gwynneth Paltrow pic from yesterday.

  16. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Teeth and cameltoe..that´s all I can see here.

  17. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
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    Ironic name considering she makes plants wilt and die. Boners too.

  18. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
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    “Hi mom!”
    “It’s dad, honey.”
    “Oh, sorry.”
    “It’s okay. Your mom does that, too.”

  19. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    C’mon, two Candice Bergen pics in a row?

  20. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    Little Tongue
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    “Haaaaahhhh… You know that smell, little one, don’t you? You too have been through your mama’s smelly tunnel, haven’t you?”

  21. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
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    I’m not sure I can make it past the paparazzi before I throw up lunch.

    Here, just do it my purse.

  22. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
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    Jimmy P: The Buster Poindexter Story?

  23. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
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    Something about the eyes… she looks like a Latina Bertney.

  24. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    looks like someone needs a diaper change!

  25. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    I’ve suddenly a craving for some Milano cookies.

  26. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    Great. Two terminally self-centered people in the same room. Makes me wonder if there’s some sort of Lagrangian point between them where the ego and attention-whoring exactly balance each other out.

  27. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    These modern updates to the Wizard of Oz franchise are really getting out of hand. That looks nothing like the Lollipop Guild.

  28. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
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    “Dibadabadibadaba sorry about your childhood. YEAHHHHHA!”

  29. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
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    Wax on, wax off.

  30. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
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    Anyone else think of that scene from Blazing Saddles where the town drunk knocks out one of Lamarr’s thugs by breathing on him?

  31. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    Enidaj
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    Angry bird.

  32. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    In asking about Spitzer’s newest campaign, the reporter mistakenly said ‘cumtroller’. Even though he knew what was meant, Eliot didn’t care. His mind was already there.

  33. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    BB
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    Ghastly.

  34. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I’d blame this on motherhood, but we’ve all seen the show.

  35. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    joe
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    Hey baby, I smell the fumes a-callin — boiled spinach and mashed-up beans.

    Oh my.

  36. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    joe
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    Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

  37. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    She still looks damn good. I’ll always have her nude pics from the early 90s in my spank bank.

  38. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    “Honey! Come in and look at these pics of Kylie’s tight ass, they’re all over the internet! They look great!”

  39. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    Wow. Just wow.

  40. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    “Brandi loves it like this”

  41. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    Here, the former governor demonstrates the technique he used on the prostitutes….

  42. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, she is fucking ageless

  43. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    I think I speak for all of us when I say: pewpew pewpew pewpewpew.

  44. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    Mohambi Johnson
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    9am seems a tad early for your first glass of Merlot…

  45. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Ugly, stupid woman.

  46. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    “And then Cooper was all like…”

  47. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
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    (*hiccup*)

    “….Do….do….youuu WaNt a BOOB JOB?!”

  48. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    emma watson's vagina
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    I swear. I actually thought this was Rose McGowan with a new hair color. I shit you not.

  49. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
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    This result when you Google ‘Milquetoast’.

  50. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    emma watson's vagina
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    BTW I would still do both of them.

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