The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

July 8th, 2014 // 418 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I’ll describe the questions that my in-no-way-severely-damaged brain created for my favorite pic of the day. Here’s perpetually shit-faced Kiefer Sutherland drunk shuffling down the sidewalk in NYC. Is he about to slur out a show tune and attempt a swing around a lightpole? Will teenage Ben Foster heading home from his shift at T-Mobile catch him when he falls?

I like to think so…I like to think so, *pushes thumbtack into Pierre, SD on wall-size U.S. map, pets imaginary cat on shoulder* It’s all coming together now, Prince Charles, soon, soon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Reggie Bush Outdoor Lunch Street Performer
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    LOL Billy Banks need work!

  2. Anastasia Ashley Butt Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    She really needs someone to be putting it to that ass on a regular basis and I volunteer for the job….

  3. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
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    Not Pictured: His son off camera screaming “WALK HEEL-TOE DAD!”

  4. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    “Check me out! I have a shake for for breakfast, another shake for lunch and dinner and another before bedtime.”

  5. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    If bumper cars were human.

  6. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Jethro
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    I gotta pee.

  7. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
    Jethro
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    The face of AIDS.

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Jeff Toe
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    Gold Digger

  9. Kelly Brook Panty Flash Upskirt Riding Bike David McIntosh
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    She knows what she’s doing here–dirty little hussy. Strike that — large hussy.

  10. Kelly Bensimon Sweaty Buttcrack Spandex Shorts
    Ralph
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    Pee?, sperm?, vag juices?, sweat?…no matter what. Wear something different. This can’t be your first.

  11. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    “You are my only fwend finger booger.”

  12. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    Alex
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    shit, i thought it was Chandler Bing….

  13. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
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    JWargh!

  14. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    That SUV holds 9 adults. Or 2 Kardashians.

  15. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
    brendalicious
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    She’s not covered in dirt, she’s on a black sand beach, prob in Hawaii. Ya, sand in orifices is always fun, eh?

  16. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
    Natty Ice
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    “Help!! Does anyone know what happens after the bunny goes round the tree?”

  17. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Natty Ice
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    Ugh. I do not know how to feel about this family. I should ask someone who likes big butts. They cannot lie.

  18. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    T’is true she is a plain woman, but she doesn’t distract the men folk from their barn raising.

  19. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    “If I give you more money, will you stop dressing like an unkept douche?”

    “Don’t try to control me stupid lady!”

  20. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
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    I like her better with a bit more meat on her bones. That being said, you can definitely tell that they’re natural, since they disappear when she loses weight.

  21. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    He says he’s lost a hundred pounds…how do we break it to him that he can’t count his wife walking out on him as weight loss?

  22. Chantel Jeffries Sports Bra Plaid Shirt Belly
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    She looks like a hot version of Madonna’s poor uni-browed daughter.

  23. Hofit Golan Cleavage Christian Dior Show Fashion Week
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    Fresh bolt ons. It’s good that she at least hid the bolts on her temples.

  24. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
    jon
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    AAND Laura San Giacomo. Isn’t this a site about celebs?

  25. Kelly Brook Panty Flash Upskirt Riding Bike David McIntosh
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    She’s hot and curvy in a sexy way. I wish she’d post some photo-shoot pics on Instagram of her at this size.

  26. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Bra Pulling Shirt Open
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    Definitely a ‘spotted the paps, opening wider’ move.

  27. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    Yo! Ding dong! Ding dong, yo!

  28. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    The well-dressed, clean-looking model behind him just makes him look even more like a raging tosspot. Guh.

  29. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    She has permanent deer-in-headlights face. Almost as though there is some sort of lack of comprehension going on behind the eyes, some sort of vacancy …

  30. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Back pain
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    Even an overdose of viagra wouldn’t get me hard after looking at these two water buffalos…ewwwwwwwwww!

  31. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    Anyone who gives their white daughter a name ending in double vowels needs to be clubbed over the head.

  32. Chantel Jeffries Sports Bra Plaid Shirt Belly
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    So, women just go shopping in bras now? There is a bizarre form of lazy effort going on with women lately.

  33. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
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    Go home, Jack Bauer! You’re drunk!

  34. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
    Statingtheobvious
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    This isn’t very fair. Not because it’s a woman tying the shoe for a man, but because when standing, Kevin is closer to the ground than she is

  35. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I watched Letterman last night, she looked old and tired and cranky.. though wearing this dress in 90F weather might’ve accounted for some of it. Holy dumb, Batman.

  36. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
    Vladimir
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    If she were a squirrel, those cheeks would indicate a long winter…but in this case, it just indicates bulimia.

  37. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
    Hopalong
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    “I’ll do the Cleveland Steamer but a Dirty Sanchez is an extra $20 and that’s my final offer.”

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Hopalong
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    Hey at least she’s not wearing acid washed jeans.

  39. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
    Sloppy Redneck
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    What the hell happened to Bradley Cooper ?

  40. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Getting Hair Done Instagram
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    “Wow…You’re gorgeous!”
    “Thank you.”
    “I’m talking to my reflection…I forgot you were here.”

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I wanna go cannibal on that butt .

  42. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    It is smart not to make eye contact and take pictures of her from behind the barrier. You never know when the crazy will come out.

  43. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    Tom: ” Yea I know HA HA HA I can’t see my penis!!

  44. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
    Wayner
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    Who pissed in Sindbad’s cornflakes?

  45. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    DML
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    On the top of his head there…what is that?

  46. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    As we see Godzilla and King Kong have a ass off, it’s really brutal to watch.

  47. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh
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    Saying she looks like Rachael Ray would only be a compliment.

  48. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    As Jared Leto leaves , he has considered in changing his name to “Twink”.

  49. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
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    She is just looking better and better all the time.

  50. Ashley Greene Butt Overalls
    DML
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    That is not the look.

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