The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

July 8th, 2014 // 418 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I’ll describe the questions that my in-no-way-severely-damaged brain created for my favorite pic of the day. Here’s perpetually shit-faced Kiefer Sutherland drunk shuffling down the sidewalk in NYC. Is he about to slur out a show tune and attempt a swing around a lightpole? Will teenage Ben Foster heading home from his shift at T-Mobile catch him when he falls?

I like to think so…I like to think so, *pushes thumbtack into Pierre, SD on wall-size U.S. map, pets imaginary cat on shoulder* It’s all coming together now, Prince Charles, soon, soon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Anastasia Ashley Butt Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    She can get me and my little dog too. My dog’s not so little though. If you know what I mean. I’m talking about my penis.

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Not wearing your ring, hey? I guess the old man is on his death bed, and you’re telling other rich, decrepit fellows you’re re-opened for business.

  3. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    I always picture her in Brown Bunny.

  4. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    Someone should tell her that Big Love ended 3 years ago.

  5. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
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    The only bad thing here are those fucking tattoos.

  6. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
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    “Hurry up, bitch. Befo’ somebody see you.”

    “Learn to tie your own shoelaces then, motherfucka!”

  7. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
    JimBB
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    “Got to diffuse that bomb….Got to get a Jägerbomb first….Got to get a bunch of Jägerbombs….”

  8. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
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    I see she’s discovered heroin.

  9. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    J
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    They should be shopping at “Big Butts R Us”.

  10. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    alex
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    Dear lord, what is going on here today. Does ANYONE find that attractive? Seriously, are there people out there digging that look?

    • Well…(wait a second, I’m thinking)…Khloe’s legs look fairly decent. Unfortunately neither one is flashing tits, so I think that’s about the best I can come up with. OH WAIT! Khloe’s hair is almost clean.

  11. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    BoomBoomDap
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    Robin Williams looks like he’s ready for Flubber 2.

  12. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Dina
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    Have you seen my baseball?

  13. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    Opie Cunningham
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    Hey Halle, see that wall over there? Your about to hit it.

  14. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
    JimBB
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    That Michael Bay really loves him some dinosaurs.

  15. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
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    JWTF

  16. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
    BoomBoomDap
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    Lowest job in Hollywood

  17. Reggie Bush Outdoor Lunch Street Performer
    JimBB
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    In Detroit we call that a robbery.

  18. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Jesus just found out that being the figurehead of the largest religion in the world doesn’t get you laid.

  19. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
    alex
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    “Clearly Mr. Leto was unaware of the strict “no blue” policy at the Chanel event.”

  20. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
    J
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    Anyone remember how hot he was in Urban Legends? What happened to you Jared?

  21. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
    JimBB
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    Wanted: Air Jordon specialist from 1987.

  22. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
    alex
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    Is it me or can you see the nicely groomed mustache?

  23. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
    JimBB
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    Never go full Brand.

  24. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    “I’m sorry, sir, but the part of Huell has already been cast.”

  25. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if the man they chose to play the baddest Sith Lord in the galaxy turned out to be a little pansy.

  26. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
    j/k
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    She seems to like them on the verge of gay.

  27. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    JimBB
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    Knew your father, I did. Powerful stoner was he. Powwwerful stoner.

  28. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    Seriously, what the fuck is happening to her hand?

  29. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    “Derp are not the derp you’re derpa derp.”

  30. Ashton Kutcher Derpface Sao Paulo Airport
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    Brazil is way too close to my country for me to be comfortable with this.

  31. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
    JimBB
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    No sweety, the Oregon Trail starts in Missouri.

  32. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    duh
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    I can go at anytime Gilbert.

  33. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
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    saddest/most ironic part of this picture is the fact that her ass actually looks better than Kim’s

  34. Hofit Golan Cleavage Christian Dior Show Fashion Week
    j/k
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    Dat Hofit.

  35. Ashton Kutcher Derpface Sao Paulo Airport
    JimBB
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    “How am I going to look my wife and kids in their eyes tonight knowing I could have stopped this????”

  36. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
    papaschmurfenstein
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    Mmmm, this crack-soaked buttplug definitely does the *FARRRT* uuughhh…trick

  37. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    She got a tan. Looks good.

  38. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
    JimBB
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    ….But, it turned out that the construction workers of New York didn’t want to play along with Taylor’s game of 1940′s dress-up.

  39. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
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    No. Those construction workers weren’t catcalling you. It was the chick behind you.

  40. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
    JimBB
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    Looks like Will Smith has moved on to getting Jaden stylist jobs now too.

  41. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
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    “Lay off, Pal! I’ve been in London for six months, and over there they walk on the other…. Jesus, I’m an alcoholic, aren’t I?”

  42. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
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    “Hey, Ellen! Wherever you go, THERE YOU ARE!!!! GET IT? GET IT?”

  43. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Getting Hair Done Instagram
    JimBB
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    Behold in amazement as we witness the amazingly freakish phenomenon that we call….

    T H E M O D E L W I T H N O G A Y D A R !!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Kristen Stewart Butt See Through Dress Heels Dyed Red Hair Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    God, even from behind I can feel her scowling.

  45. Kelly Brook Panty Flash Upskirt Riding Bike David McIntosh
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    Ok bitches, this is what you have been obsessing over–THIS. Whatever, I’m out.

  46. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    This is a close as they can stand to each other. Opposing polar forces and all.

  47. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    JimBB
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    Yeah, no risk of her ever stabbing you in your sleep.

  48. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
    Brought It
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    The other two people are Laura San Giacomo and Matt Adler (if you CARE, Photo Boy!).

  49. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
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    “WHY WON’T YOU STOP AGING?!?”

  50. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    That might be worth a few stab wounds and getting your ass kicked by a French boxer.

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