The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

July 8th, 2014 // 418 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I’ll describe the questions that my in-no-way-severely-damaged brain created for my favorite pic of the day. Here’s perpetually shit-faced Kiefer Sutherland drunk shuffling down the sidewalk in NYC. Is he about to slur out a show tune and attempt a swing around a lightpole? Will teenage Ben Foster heading home from his shift at T-Mobile catch him when he falls?

I like to think so…I like to think so, *pushes thumbtack into Pierre, SD on wall-size U.S. map, pets imaginary cat on shoulder* It’s all coming together now, Prince Charles, soon, soon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Getting Hair Done Instagram
    Short Round
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    Yep, the fucked.

  2. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    Her hand looks like my dick after a cold swim.

  3. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Russell Brand?

  4. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    tito
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    khloe looks like a snake after it’s eaten a forty pound rat.

  5. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    Did you see him in Pompeii?

    Yeah me neither, but you’d drink too if you had to take work like that.

  6. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
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    Yowza, what’s with that face? Worse than usual.

  7. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
    Ronaldo
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    She makes “dirty” look good

  8. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
    Buttz
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    Excuse me Mr. Grant, but I might have given you HIV a few years back…

  9. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
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    I like her better the more overbitten hillbilly dumbfuck she looks.

  10. Anastasia Ashley Butt Daisy Dukes Instagram
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    That’s one witch I’d love to see on my broomstick!

  11. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    At least we don’t have to worry about her blowing over in a stiff wind

  12. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
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    *Hic* I tol him, you got shot in the thoat. No one wans a buy their damn car insance from you. I tol him, I don jink beer. I jink beerS. huhuhuh Wake the bitch up! *hic*

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    She looks like she’s going to a “before” party, amirite?!

  14. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
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    That look like a lot of money wasted for a baby that will die of neglect at 8 weeks.

    Where’s McFeely? *High Five*

  15. Anastasia Ashley Butt Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Cant be her…..not wearing a bikini

  16. Chantel Jeffries Sports Bra Plaid Shirt Belly
    Short Round
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    Guy on the right is ruining a perfectly nice set of tits because I can’t stop laughing.

  17. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    Better Call Saul!

  18. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
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    Get in an SUV! Now!

  19. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
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    Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

  20. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    Tommy Boy!!

  21. Ashton Kutcher Derpface Sao Paulo Airport
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    He probably went down there to buy semen for Mila’s toilet seat, because I still refuse to believe she’s seen his penis

  22. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    I’ve always wondered what the big deal was with this girl. I mean she’s hot and all but not the best I’ve ever seen. Until now. I wonder no more. What a total piece of ass!

  23. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
    Ronaldo
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    Oh my…….that’s her job? or does he not know yet how to deal with laces

  24. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    MMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!

  25. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    TIMMAH!

  26. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
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    Well, now I know who stole my grandmother’s patio furniture.

  27. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh
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    “You expect me to post a recent picture?! HAHAHA”

  28. Chloe Sevigny Wrinkled Hand Floral Print Prairie Dress
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    Krokodil.

  29. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
    Ronaldo
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    “I am going to get so F*&%# high when I am done with this meeting”

  30. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
    Odbarc
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    TAG! You’re AIDS!

  31. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    Nice clown pants you clown.

  32. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Ronaldo
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    Both are fat….but Khloe looks better than Kim.

  33. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
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    Oh. My. God, Becky.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    Dirrrrrty girl. Gooood girl.

  35. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Is anything actually real on her?

  36. Ashton Kutcher Derpface Sao Paulo Airport
    Ronaldo
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    Get the hell out of here and never come back

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Short Round
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    What a sexy, tight, curvaceous behind. An epitome of design. I so want that Porsche!

  38. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
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    Did she lose her teeth? WTF? She looks like a Faces of Meth person, about the second or third picture in!

  39. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
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    “So, then, Tom Cruise come up to me and…”

  40. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    Again with the damn swajeggings.

  41. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    The pink bag is so fine….bitch!

  42. Taylor Swift Midriff Cleavage
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    Hi Taylor.

  43. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Bra Pulling Shirt Open
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    Subtle.

  44. Anastasia Ashley Butt Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    I gotta say, I was tired of her same pose and all but I’m glad she’s back. Matye it’s the new outfit.

  45. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
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    I have drank
    mucho wine
    I have yelled
    at the pope
    But I still haven’t found…

  46. Kelly Brook Panty Flash Upskirt Riding Bike David McIntosh
    Michael
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    Oof, she’s blowing the fuck up. Not in a good way.

    I’d still hit it though.

  47. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Short Hair
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    Gay Will Forte and Ellen Barkin. Fixed that for you.

  48. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
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    God, I’d love to defile her.

  49. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    “Hmmmmmmm…. crack cocaine….”

  50. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
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    “Oh, they’ve encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.”

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