The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

July 8th, 2014 // 418 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I’ll describe the questions that my in-no-way-severely-damaged brain created for my favorite pic of the day. Here’s perpetually shit-faced Kiefer Sutherland drunk shuffling down the sidewalk in NYC. Is he about to slur out a show tune and attempt a swing around a lightpole? Will teenage Ben Foster heading home from his shift at T-Mobile catch him when he falls?

I like to think so…I like to think so, *pushes thumbtack into Pierre, SD on wall-size U.S. map, pets imaginary cat on shoulder* It’s all coming together now, Prince Charles, soon, soon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    Buwahahaha
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    ‘And then I grabbed his butt cheeks like this….’

  2. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
    Short Round
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    How many men were watching to create this level of splash?

  3. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
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    “So I’m trying to blow myself, because seriously… who would give a better BJ than Bono and….”

  4. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking crack.

  5. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    JC
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    “What do you mean I was great on ‘Friends’?”

  6. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
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    So one of the most alcoholic drunks in Hollywood plays our savior in a show about terrorism? Talk about range.

  7. Reggie Bush Outdoor Lunch Street Performer
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    Lamar Odom is taking his job hunt pretty seriously…

  8. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    I was promised crap. This is not crap.

  9. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
    JC
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    “Fuckin’ ankle going the wrong way. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR, TALOCRURAL JOINT?”

  10. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    I can feel/hear the hyperventilating from here…

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Bra Pulling Shirt Open
    Short Round
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    That’s nice. If only she had a better personality and by better personality I mean naked.

  12. Jennifer Lawrence Legs Minidress Christian Dior Fashion Show After Party
    JC
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    This look works.

  13. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Awkwardly Crossed Legs
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    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Tequila!

  14. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Dick Nose
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    The Fix-A-Flat goes in the tire idiot

  15. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
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    Would have pegged him more for a velcro shoe type…

  16. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    JC
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    Ladies, animal prints and dresses that let your back fat rolls hang out are not your friends.

  17. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    Who let him out of that apartment?

  18. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    [I can smoke crack in 2:34
    2:33
    2:32
    2:31
    Pizza!!
    2:29]

  19. Kelly Bensimon Sweaty Buttcrack Spandex Shorts
    Kris Jenner
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    Booty Juice !

  20. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    Wait till Rachel smells my finger…

  21. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Buwahahaha
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    Darth Vader just keeps getting cooler with age…

  22. Ashton Kutcher Derpface Sao Paulo Airport
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    I guess the douche visa is a real thing…

  23. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who cares
    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who’s there

  24. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    HAHA she’s not the good looking one anymore…

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I don’t think she ever was even when Jessica was inhaling the entire Chili’s menu.

  25. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Eric
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    I find your lack of faith, like disturbing.

  26. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    Someone sure looks like she’s in dire need of a soap, and I’m definitely the man who will get her that soap.

  27. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant Cowboy Boots Holding Bags From Baby Shower
    Chris Brown
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    I’d still hit !

  28. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Bra Pulling Shirt Open
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    Showing her sole talents.

  29. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Fish, we get it.
    You managed to hide out near her garage.
    You can see her changing and tuck her in at night.
    These photos will eventually be used against you though.

  30. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    He looks like a kid wearing his dad’s shoes.

  31. Kelly Bensimon Sweaty Buttcrack Spandex Shorts
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    She looks like she’s actually running, not posing. No one is pretty during a run.

  32. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    More of this, less of Kim.

  33. Lavell Crawford Camo Pants Shopping Bag
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    Of course he’s wearing a comic book t-shirt.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    What’s up with the drooling retard thing? Her and Kim goddamn Kardashian. Can’t keep their dumb yappers closed.

    Also, would bang, would pee in butt, would dismember and put in suitcase, and TCLTC.

  35. Kevin Hart PA Tying Shoe Ride Along 2 Set
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    Oh good! This will answer all of the cliffhangers from Ride Along 1.

  36. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    She’s the Lionel Hutz of Hollywood.

    “It says here you’re crazy hot.”

    “No, no, it should read ‘Crazy. Hot.’”

  37. Reggie Bush Outdoor Lunch Street Performer
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    “You do realize she would definitely had married you instead of Kanye in a heartbeat, right? ‘Bet she tried to pierce your condoms, amirite? Aaaaah – ‘knew it! Muthaphuker, you dodged a bullet, you lucky SoB!”

  38. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Asses Tight Skirts Babies R Us
    Short Round
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    It’s like watching buffalo at a watering hole. Except the watering hole is an upscale store.

    • And, sadly, there’s no chance either will be eaten by a croc or lion.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Except the prices they pay for the shit they buy are a croc, and the servers they look to for guidance in their purchasing don’t help by doing nothin but lion.

  39. Kristen Stewart Butt See Through Dress Heels Dyed Red Hair Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    She looks like Carrot Top’s tampon.

  40. Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Cuffed Pirate Pants
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    That is just the angriest little pirate I’ve ever seen.

  41. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    Pilin
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    Aliens.

  42. Kelly Brook Panty Flash Upskirt Riding Bike David McIntosh
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    This pic probably blew Photo Boy’s budget for a month.

    Worth it.

  43. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Bra Pulling Shirt Open
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    She knows what we want to see. Thank you Ms. Scherzinger.

  44. Kelly Bensimon Sweaty Buttcrack Spandex Shorts
    Flatliner
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    ARRGG Billy, aye tried to plug that gash in the stern with my peg leg but it just keeps leaking.

  45. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
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    Why two pictures of Huell in a row?

  46. Halle Berry Cleavage Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    coljack
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    “I will always be Catwoman.”

  47. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
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    That’s a beach I would definitely storm. She’s perfect in every way.

  48. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
    NachoCheezwhiz
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    Seriously, 5 dollars. ONLY 5 DOLLARS!

  49. Emily Ratajkowski Naked Covered In Sand GQ
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    sand or not, i’ll still bury my face in it

  50. Lara Bingle Nipples No Bra The One Launch Cotton On Sydney City
    Buwahahaha
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    I can just barely make out her bingle berries

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