Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light either because of The Olympics or the cataclysmic failure of thousands of paparazzi camera lenses, having committed suicide knowing they’d never again snap anything as beautiful as Kate Middleton‘s butt. Probably that first thing, though. Anyway, today we’ve got the ongoing atrocity that is JWoww‘s face, Michael K. Williams doing (amazingly, might I add) what Penn Badgley always thinks he’s doing, and the sad reality that this guy is our generation’s action hero.
“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker,” is something Jeremy Renner would only say if a male model walked on set dressed like a cowboy,
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Man, I remember how much I wanted to hit that…before she started dying.
Well, at least we’ll get some whiny songs out of it.
Advancing the race.
If ‘n isn’t there, then it’s not a real reunion.
Why’s she so pissed off? Thanks to changing values, she was able to marry that “girl” she married and Jessica Parker was able to marry Matthew Broderick.
Won’t somebody PLEASE look at me!?!
For Jedward (aka John and Edward, the talentless twins who competed on X-Factor UK a couple of years ago), this is a freakin’ dream come true.
He’s not struggling, he’s pointing at the cameras and saying “Are you guys getting this?!?”
Matt looks convincing a a 70′s-era gay toy-boy.
Douglas looks like Douglas in a wig (as convincing as the pics of Lohan as Taylor).
Let’s hope his acting skills make the movie watchable…
You mean your gonna watch this?
Been through the mill
Oh yeah, Milli Vanilli. They pretended to be girl singers but they were caught actually having dicks.
c’mon now, you really expect anybody to believe that Milli Vanilli had dicks?
hehehehe
Busted on the ho stroll. How embarrassing.
This is how the wardrobe department would have dressed you for the nightclub scene in ‘The Color Purple’. Or as an extra in “The Cotton Club”.
What the fuck was this guy thinking before heading out?
There’s a red button on YouTube that gets rid of the writing all over shit, you couldn’t get one of those?
I think it’s her teeth that are the biggest ass-clencher.
For someone named “Bar”, she sure is quite curvy.
Could she hold that purse a little higher? We can still see her face.
The body is fabulous but the face is hard & haggard.
These women NEED that Photoshop software.
completely agree!! i thought it was sharon stone….she looks a decade older than she is…
Fuck, she looks normal and healthy. Combine a bit of over-exposure (and probably a late night with some very, very fortunate individual) and anyone would look “hard”. I applaud her for not looking like an over-botoxed stretch-face. Full on beautiful from where I’m sitting.
Yeah but natural sunlight from the wrong angle, especially on what looks like a camera phone, can make for a bad picture.
I know what she’s doing. I saw “Lifeforce”.
You should only dryclean that.
More like Butter-N-Mayo.
Too bad Douglas is a movie star, not an actor. It would be interesting to see how close he could get.
Hey, how ’bout that? She IS still alive!!! Someone owes me $50.
Nice. She could use one of those venetian masks though.
Did she also get plastic surgery to make her cross-eyed??? What the hell?
She always looks like she just cried.
Thank you, pokie fairy.
BINGO!
She’s achieving the bloat face she always wanted.
These two always look so happy. I bet they’re fun. Is the sarcasm coming through in this post?
We not bringin’ this back, sorry.
That’s Omar. I’m not saying shit.
I’ve always found him to be so oddly hot.
Probably his money and fame.
… or you have a thing for midgets with huge heads.
I literally started dry heaving.
has now jumped the shark.
Bet you feel stupid for not wearing a “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet now.
Whoever painted that on her is quite talented.
Okay, guys–who’d you rather do? These two or the Williams sisters?
This is America! You can have both!
…on a steeeeeeeeck!!!!!
I thought the one on the right was Serena when I saw the thumbnail.
I think I just caught hepatitis from looking at this picture.
She looks like a Siamese cat with deep-face.
Derp* fucking auto-correct
puking mid-coitus has got to be arousing.
That wig makes everyone want to fuck Matt Damon.
“Hehe. Boobies.”
With a bikini like that, her music must be outstanding.
I was hoping this was Laura Prepon when I clicked on it. I guess that ship has really sailed.
Somehow you know this is for another shitty autotuned pop song.
I doubt she’d mourn if he fell off.
We get it. You’re bohemian.
ZOMG! A pay phone?!?
I’d lob a couple balls to her side of the court.
J Meh.
J-Bleah.
Matt’s using the Force.
Best use of a mantilla ever!
She ‘s so skinny, when you fuck her you can see your cock under her skin. For that she gets a 10.
You are one fucking creepy dude, Monsignor Jimenez.