The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.31.12

July 31st, 2012 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light either because of The Olympics or the cataclysmic failure of thousands of paparazzi camera lenses, having committed suicide knowing they’d never again snap anything as beautiful as Kate Middleton‘s butt. Probably that first thing, though. Anyway, today we’ve got the ongoing atrocity that is JWoww‘s face, Michael K. Williams doing (amazingly, might I add) what Penn Badgley always thinks he’s doing, and the sad reality that this guy is our generation’s action hero.

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker,” is something Jeremy Renner would only say if a male model walked on set dressed like a cowboy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Fiona Apple Skinny Anorexic
    JC
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    Man, I remember how much I wanted to hit that…before she started dying.

  2. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
    EricLr
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    Advancing the race.

  3. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
    JC
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    If ‘n isn’t there, then it’s not a real reunion.

  4. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Short Hair
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    Why’s she so pissed off? Thanks to changing values, she was able to marry that “girl” she married and Jessica Parker was able to marry Matthew Broderick.

  5. Kat Von D Bra Tank Top
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    Won’t somebody PLEASE look at me!?!

  6. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
    Johnny P!
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    For Jedward (aka John and Edward, the talentless twins who competed on X-Factor UK a couple of years ago), this is a freakin’ dream come true.
    He’s not struggling, he’s pointing at the cameras and saying “Are you guys getting this?!?”

  7. Matt Damon Blond Wig Michael Douglas Sunglasses Liberace Movie Set
    Johnny P!
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    Matt looks convincing a a 70′s-era gay toy-boy.
    Douglas looks like Douglas in a wig (as convincing as the pics of Lohan as Taylor).
    Let’s hope his acting skills make the movie watchable…

  8. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Been through the mill

  9. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Oh yeah, Milli Vanilli. They pretended to be girl singers but they were caught actually having dicks.

  10. CranAppleSnapple
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    Busted on the ho stroll. How embarrassing.

  11. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
    Johnny P!
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    This is how the wardrobe department would have dressed you for the nightclub scene in ‘The Color Purple’. Or as an extra in “The Cotton Club”.
    What the fuck was this guy thinking before heading out?

  12. Kat Von D Bra Tank Top
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s a red button on YouTube that gets rid of the writing all over shit, you couldn’t get one of those?

  13. Teri Hatcher
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I think it’s her teeth that are the biggest ass-clencher.

  14. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
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    For someone named “Bar”, she sure is quite curvy.

  15. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Could she hold that purse a little higher? We can still see her face.

  16. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    The body is fabulous but the face is hard & haggard.
    These women NEED that Photoshop software.

    • lily

      completely agree!! i thought it was sharon stone….she looks a decade older than she is…

      • Jonesy

        Fuck, she looks normal and healthy. Combine a bit of over-exposure (and probably a late night with some very, very fortunate individual) and anyone would look “hard”. I applaud her for not looking like an over-botoxed stretch-face. Full on beautiful from where I’m sitting.

    • sassy

      Yeah but natural sunlight from the wrong angle, especially on what looks like a camera phone, can make for a bad picture.

  17. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    I know what she’s doing. I saw “Lifeforce”.

  18. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Bikini Cover
    CranAppleSnapple
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    You should only dryclean that.

  19. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
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    More like Butter-N-Mayo.

  20. Matt Damon Blond Wig Michael Douglas Sunglasses Liberace Movie Set
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    Too bad Douglas is a movie star, not an actor. It would be interesting to see how close he could get.

  21. Fiona Apple Skinny Anorexic
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    Hey, how ’bout that? She IS still alive!!! Someone owes me $50.

  22. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    Henry
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    Nice. She could use one of those venetian masks though.

  23. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Did she also get plastic surgery to make her cross-eyed??? What the hell?

  24. Jessica Hart Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  25. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Henry
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    She’s achieving the bloat face she always wanted.

  26. Rachel Weisz Cleavage Daniel Craig
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    These two always look so happy. I bet they’re fun. Is the sarcasm coming through in this post?

  27. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
    Henry
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    We not bringin’ this back, sorry.

  28. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
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    That’s Omar. I’m not saying shit.

  29. Jeremy Renner
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    I’ve always found him to be so oddly hot.

  30. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
    Henry
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    I literally started dry heaving.

  31. Teri Hatcher
    cp3
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    has now jumped the shark.

  32. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    Bet you feel stupid for not wearing a “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet now.

  33. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    Animal
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    Whoever painted that on her is quite talented.

  34. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
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    Okay, guys–who’d you rather do? These two or the Williams sisters?

  35. Kat Von D Bra Tank Top
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    I think I just caught hepatitis from looking at this picture.

  36. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    She looks like a Siamese cat with deep-face.

  37. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
    your mom
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    puking mid-coitus has got to be arousing.

  38. Matt Damon Blond Wig Michael Douglas Sunglasses Liberace Movie Set
    Cock Dr
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    That wig makes everyone want to fuck Matt Damon.

  39. Sharni Vinson Butt Bikini Kellan Lutz
    Ana
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    “Hehe. Boobies.”

  40. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Bikini Cover
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    With a bikini like that, her music must be outstanding.

  41. Jessica Hart Nipples See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was hoping this was Laura Prepon when I clicked on it. I guess that ship has really sailed.

  42. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Bikini Cover
    rawfodog
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    Somehow you know this is for another shitty autotuned pop song.

  43. Sharni Vinson Butt Bikini Kellan Lutz
    Henry
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    I doubt she’d mourn if he fell off.

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt Hat Sunglasses
    Henry
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    We get it. You’re bohemian.

  45. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Raoul
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    ZOMG! A pay phone?!?

  46. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    Diet Mountain Dew, Baby
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    I’d lob a couple balls to her side of the court.

  47. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Diet Mountain Dew, Baby
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    J Meh.

  48. Matt Damon Blond Wig Michael Douglas Sunglasses Liberace Movie Set
    Diet Mountain Dew, Baby
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    Matt’s using the Force.

  49. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
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    Best use of a mantilla ever!

  50. Sharni Vinson Butt Bikini Kellan Lutz
    cardinal Ximenez
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    She ‘s so skinny, when you fuck her you can see your cock under her skin. For that she gets a 10.

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