Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light either because of The Olympics or the cataclysmic failure of thousands of paparazzi camera lenses, having committed suicide knowing they’d never again snap anything as beautiful as Kate Middleton‘s butt. Probably that first thing, though. Anyway, today we’ve got the ongoing atrocity that is JWoww‘s face, Michael K. Williams doing (amazingly, might I add) what Penn Badgley always thinks he’s doing, and the sad reality that this guy is our generation’s action hero.
“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker,” is something Jeremy Renner would only say if a male model walked on set dressed like a cowboy,
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