The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.3.12

July 3rd, 2012 // 555 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.

Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    MF
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    Huh, Christina Hendricks opted for a different shade of red.

  2. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
    El Jefe
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    I am not just positive, I am HIV positive – Eric Cartman

  3. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Raaaaaaaa
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    usually people purchase expensive bags for the beautiful material – sadly, this white bag paled in comparison to the leather donatella already has on her arm. as a consumer she probably feels jipped.

  4. Snooki Bonfire
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Snookie’s coming to get you, and she’s bringing hell with her!

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Schmidtler
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    the obese school bus driver from my high school days had giant tits like this whale too, and nobody was drooling over her. fat is fat, and that is that. take away the push up bra, bottled fake red hair, fake tits, and very carefully chosen fat distracting wardrobe, put this old phoney whale in a bikini, and all you chubby chasers would puke at the site of this pale old fattard.

    • SK

      If you can’t tell the difference between curves and fat, you’re a blithering retard. If you’re turned off by curves, you’re a flaming queer. That’s all there is to it, dummy.

      Now get back in the closet and resume licking your Justin Bieber poster. The straight act just ain’t working out like you hoped. Still giving yourself away waaay too easily:)

  6. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    Sam
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    Reach around fail

  7. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    ralphie
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    actually those are pectoral muscles, and he makes like 10 mil a year as well (totally not a Bears fan here guys)

  8. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    Schmidtler
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    ok, let’s see – gotta burn off 40 pounds of flab, at 400 calories a mile, carry the 5, ok now which direction is Jupiter, and can I run there and back in time for dinner?

  9. Snooki Bonfire
    JungleRed
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    Like we all didn’t know a pregnant Snooki would precede the Apocalypse?

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
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    She’s so cute and sexy.

  11. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    She’s really hot. Got a nice little body on her.

  12. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
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    I definitely would.

  13. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
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    Those legs go on forever. All the better to put behind her head.

  14. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    HailSatan
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    Fatt Leblanc

  15. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    donkeylicks
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    I think that it’s great when an actor goes above and beyond for a role but I’m starting to worry about Christian Bale, if he keeps growing stupid mustaches like that people won’t take him as a serious actor anymore :(

  16. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
    Jason
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    Big sunglasses don’t just make Jennifer Nicole Lee look better, apparently.

  17. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    amir
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    She’s quite the optical illusion. Sure, her breasts are huge (+), but so is her waist (-). And as far as her backside, wide and flat (–).
    Add in the fact that she doesn’t even look like she’s trying with her appearance, computer says… no.

    • Endo

      Bullshit. The only illusion here is you thinking you’re straight;) Have you seen her on madmen, dummy? She has the perfect hourglass figure and definitely has a nice ass. In other words the exact type of body the average pedophile and closeted gay finds icky. Almost a nice try but the computer says….gay.:)

  18. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Mama Pinkus
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    those are some lumpy, uneven plastic cans

  19. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Reality
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    WTF. What’s with all the gay comments? I’d still hit it with a smile on my face, but she’s really not that hot. She’s not a ‘perfect 10′ as someone said. There are plenty of girls with nice boobs and pretty faces that are not as chunky. Recognizing that does not mean you are gay. It means you have eyes.

  20. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
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    He’s no stranger to swimming in pussy.

  21. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
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    How the fuck did a Kardashian end up here?

  22. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Dinosaurland
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    She doesn’t have to brush her hair because no one has noticed yet that she has a head.

  23. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    tlmck
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    So the latest career trend in Hollywood is for hot young women to become beards for gay men?

  24. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
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    Towel Party of Five.

  25. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
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    The Deadliest Catch.

  26. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
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    Itsa me, Adam Levine! *Mario music*

  27. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    EnKi
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    She’s an ex-model turned bodybuilder from the uk I believe
    http://igossip.com/jodie-marshs-mega-cleavage
    this is a terrible picture of her look at the one in the link I posted.

  28. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    chaz
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    who the fuck

  29. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    Michelle
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    You just can’t take the creepy out of moustache.

  30. Tommy Lee
    Michelle
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    All that’s missing is the creepy moustache

  31. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    walken
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    You know a chick is hot when the gay trolls are sobbing all over their Glee T-shirts:)

    Christina is the gold standard for determining sexual orientation. You don’t wanna bang that….you’re gayer than Liberace… end of story. But I won’t even ask you to come out of the closet. Just stay in and stop creeping me the hell out.

  32. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    zeitgeist
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    christina = best body in hollywood. nuff said

  33. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    Cartman
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    he must have gone on a real…. bendor.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  34. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    gigi
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    greencards….

  35. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    Biff
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    Corrected title…

    “Shemar Moore with his girlfriends.”

  36. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
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    Cialis. “Where will you be when the moment is right?”

  37. Snooki Bonfire
    AttackCat
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    Jersey is so beautiful this time of year.

  38. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    AttackCat
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    Say what you will about Buffalo Bill, but his skin suit turned out pretty well.

  39. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    AttackCat
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    Look on the bright side, Anne. At least you survived the Holocaust.

  40. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
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    I love her.

  41. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    Ecarg
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    “I’m on a gayphone…”

  42. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    squishy
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    Sorry, who?

  43. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    myslinky
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    Freddie Mercury wants his look back, or at least on a more worthy specimen.

  44. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    Sonny Liston
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    “Focus Matt, you got to be in tip top shape when filming for Lost in Space 2 starts up.”

  45. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    ener
    Commented on this photo:

    donatella versace is one weird lookin dude

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