Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.
Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!
- Photo Boy
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Huh, Christina Hendricks opted for a different shade of red.
I am not just positive, I am HIV positive – Eric Cartman
usually people purchase expensive bags for the beautiful material – sadly, this white bag paled in comparison to the leather donatella already has on her arm. as a consumer she probably feels jipped.
Snookie’s coming to get you, and she’s bringing hell with her!
the obese school bus driver from my high school days had giant tits like this whale too, and nobody was drooling over her. fat is fat, and that is that. take away the push up bra, bottled fake red hair, fake tits, and very carefully chosen fat distracting wardrobe, put this old phoney whale in a bikini, and all you chubby chasers would puke at the site of this pale old fattard.
If you can’t tell the difference between curves and fat, you’re a blithering retard. If you’re turned off by curves, you’re a flaming queer. That’s all there is to it, dummy.
Now get back in the closet and resume licking your Justin Bieber poster. The straight act just ain’t working out like you hoped. Still giving yourself away waaay too easily:)
Reach around fail
actually those are pectoral muscles, and he makes like 10 mil a year as well (totally not a Bears fan here guys)
ok, let’s see – gotta burn off 40 pounds of flab, at 400 calories a mile, carry the 5, ok now which direction is Jupiter, and can I run there and back in time for dinner?
Like we all didn’t know a pregnant Snooki would precede the Apocalypse?
She’s so cute and sexy.
She’s really hot. Got a nice little body on her.
I definitely would.
Those legs go on forever. All the better to put behind her head.
Fatt Leblanc
I think that it’s great when an actor goes above and beyond for a role but I’m starting to worry about Christian Bale, if he keeps growing stupid mustaches like that people won’t take him as a serious actor anymore :(
Big sunglasses don’t just make Jennifer Nicole Lee look better, apparently.
She’s quite the optical illusion. Sure, her breasts are huge (+), but so is her waist (-). And as far as her backside, wide and flat (–).
Add in the fact that she doesn’t even look like she’s trying with her appearance, computer says… no.
Bullshit. The only illusion here is you thinking you’re straight;) Have you seen her on madmen, dummy? She has the perfect hourglass figure and definitely has a nice ass. In other words the exact type of body the average pedophile and closeted gay finds icky. Almost a nice try but the computer says….gay.:)
those are some lumpy, uneven plastic cans
They’re natural, idiot. Not that you’re interested in tits either way;)
WTF. What’s with all the gay comments? I’d still hit it with a smile on my face, but she’s really not that hot. She’s not a ‘perfect 10′ as someone said. There are plenty of girls with nice boobs and pretty faces that are not as chunky. Recognizing that does not mean you are gay. It means you have eyes.
Calling a girl like this “chunky” means not only do you not have eyes, you’re also lacking in the brain cell department.
:)
He’s no stranger to swimming in pussy.
How the fuck did a Kardashian end up here?
She doesn’t have to brush her hair because no one has noticed yet that she has a head.
So the latest career trend in Hollywood is for hot young women to become beards for gay men?
Towel Party of Five.
The Deadliest Catch.
Itsa me, Adam Levine! *Mario music*
She’s an ex-model turned bodybuilder from the uk I believe
http://igossip.com/jodie-marshs-mega-cleavage
this is a terrible picture of her look at the one in the link I posted.
who the fuck
You just can’t take the creepy out of moustache.
All that’s missing is the creepy moustache
You know a chick is hot when the gay trolls are sobbing all over their Glee T-shirts:)
Christina is the gold standard for determining sexual orientation. You don’t wanna bang that….you’re gayer than Liberace… end of story. But I won’t even ask you to come out of the closet. Just stay in and stop creeping me the hell out.
christina = best body in hollywood. nuff said
he must have gone on a real…. bendor.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
greencards….
Corrected title…
“Shemar Moore with his girlfriends.”
Cialis. “Where will you be when the moment is right?”
Jersey is so beautiful this time of year.
Say what you will about Buffalo Bill, but his skin suit turned out pretty well.
Look on the bright side, Anne. At least you survived the Holocaust.
I love her.
“I’m on a gayphone…”
Sorry, who?
Freddie Mercury wants his look back, or at least on a more worthy specimen.
“Focus Matt, you got to be in tip top shape when filming for Lost in Space 2 starts up.”
donatella versace is one weird lookin dude