The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.3.12

July 3rd, 2012 // 555 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.

Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
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    You can tell that someone just gave her that flower, because she hasn’t drained its life force yet. (It’s how she stays alive.)

  2. Snooki Bonfire
    EricLr
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    No, not quite in frame yet….keep backing up….keep backing up

  3. James Franco
    EricLr
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    And, no matter what I do, they KEEP GIVING ME ROLES!

  4. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Simplyjack
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    love voluptuousness!

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    unimate
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    Genetically engineered so that no man will notice the tragedy six inches above the point of interest.

  6. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You could make a motivational poster out of this for, you know, being positive.

  7. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    Area Man
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    Number of minor injuries it’ll take to sideline him for the upcoming season.

  8. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    EricLr
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    How do they tell her from her cross-dressing imitators?

    Oh right, they look better.

  9. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Simplyjack
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    The Zombie Apocalypse is real

  10. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    EricLr
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    A dog can save your life, and generally will…unless you’re Adam Levine.

  11. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
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    Sharon Stone’s Nipples of Steel meet their kryptonite—velour lapels.

  12. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    EricLr
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    Yep…my 15 minutes are still up.

  13. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This is what kids with crayons have been trying to warn us about for years

  14. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
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    Nice that he was able to overcome his shyness issues.

  15. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    This guy’s life is better than mine.

  16. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    Mikemav
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    Lohan would love a piece of that!

  17. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
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    Why do I have the feeling she’s starring in some futuristic porn version of “Mad Men”?

  18. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Touché, Tony. Touché.

  19. Chris Hemsworth Daughter India Rose
    Juju
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    Wouldn’t it be funny if the baby inherited her mother’s nose? The one before the rhinoplasty, I mean.

  20. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    Phoenix
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    I thought Sasha Baron Cohen was the one starring in the Freddie Mercury biopic.

  21. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
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    In every picture of Shemar Moore with his girlfriend, there is a hotter woman who has his attention.

  22. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
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    In every picture of Shemar Moore with his girlfriend, there is a hotter woman who has his attention.

  23. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
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    In every picture of Shemar Moore with his girlfriend, there is a hotter woman who has his attention.

  24. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    EricLr
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    How can a guy stand so well when he’s drunk, and so poorly when he’s holding a ball?

  25. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
    Glassman
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    Very cute and very nice.

  26. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    A 16-year-old girl being surly with her father?!?!?

  27. James Franco
    The Pope
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    “The pie REALLY was soooo good!”

  28. Willem Dafoe
    EricLr
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    Oh man, you don’t EVEN want to go in there.

  29. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
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    That body was made for sex.

  30. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    Urvag
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    Time to remove the wig Travolta.

  31. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    The Pope
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    I think we’ve found the Scranton flasher.

  32. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    EricLr
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    Getting ready for her role in “Overrated: The Michelle WIlliams Story.”

  33. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    lg
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    I fucking love Christina!

  34. Joshua Jackson Scruffy Beard Euro 2012
    EricLr
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    Is Ukraine’s biggest celebrity get!

  35. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    Urvag
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    Party of five just turned into a cell for one (yup just aged myself)

  36. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    EricLr
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    Never heard of her. Is she a famous business exec or something?

  37. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Carson
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    She’s almost 40 and still has a sexier body than those boney crackheads in their 20s.

  38. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
    EricLr
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    Italy continues its multi-century tradition of sending plague victims out to sea.

  39. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Urvag
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    Oh shit! Golem is a tranny?

  40. James Franco
    Mike701
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    “Then it hit me. Holy Crap I can’t act!”

  41. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    EricLr
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    Kneel before your Hepatitis God!

  42. Willem Dafoe
    The Pope
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    Shittin’ in a mini-van. AKA: pulling a Dafoe.

  43. Snooki Bonfire
    Minky Wail
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    Sand: check. Fire:check. Pig:check. Looks like a luau to me.

  44. Snooki Bonfire
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    O Lady, thou in whom my hope is strong,
    And who for my salvation didst endure
    In Hell to leave the imprint of thy feet,…

  45. James Franco
    Minky Wail
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    “And yeah, wow, Anderson Cooper. I mean, I used to jerk off to that guy. So like, what does that make me?”

  46. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    Urvag
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    What the fuck is that?

  47. Willem Dafoe
    Frank The Duck
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    Is London expecting flooding?

  48. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Minky Wail
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    Not even Sean Connery can stand to look at her.

  49. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    Urvag
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    Ladies,ladies….there is plenty of std to go around.

  50. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    The Pope
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    No matter how good your holiday is, his will be better.

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