The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.3.12

July 3rd, 2012 // 555 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.

Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Tired Devils Knot Set
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    What am I to do?!?!? My vulva has already eaten 30 lbs worth of food today?

  2. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
    kitty
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    Death becomes her.

  3. Snooki Bonfire
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    So that’s what Hell looks like. Other than expecting more fire, it’s pretty much exactly what I thought.

  4. Chris Hemsworth Daughter India Rose
    SPLOOSH
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    you could drown an elephant in my panties right now

  5. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Keep on rocking, Iggy. Keep on rockin.

  6. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    catapostrophe
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    Is he gonna go Lenny’s way?

  7. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    The Brown Streak
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    After all these years Man At Arms finally came out and confessed his love to Skeletor.

  8. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Obviously there is a man just out of frame.

  9. Snooki Bonfire
    K-Tron
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    Is that Lindsay Lohan standing behind her?

  10. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    JC
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    “And…1:47. A new personal record for walking 10 feet away from the car!”

  11. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
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    At least we now know the answer to his infamous question…”How YOU doin’?”

  12. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
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    I guess she’s carrying her nipples in her purse today.

  13. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    The Brown Streak
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    Something’s not right when you look creepier than Adam Lambert.

  14. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    JC
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    Her latest look is retroactively wilting all the boners I got from “Havoc.”

  15. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
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    Good thing steroids haven’t made him angry.

  16. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Northern Ireland is a bit surly, understandably, but the south’s a lot of fun

  17. Snooki Bonfire
    catapostrophe
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    At least everything about her is flammable.

  18. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
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    We know you have the finger salute down Jay but do you know how to throw a football?

  19. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    jd
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    Kim Basinger’s looks, Alec Baldwin’s insanity. What could go wrong?

  20. Tommy Lee
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    “No, no…not the little kid doll from the jeans commercial…I’m TOMMY Lee!”

  21. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    Contusion
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    “Would you like fries with that? Yes, I did used to be on the TV. Thank you. Now, would you like fries with that?”

  22. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Contusion
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    Holy shit. Stop scaring me with these photos of her/him/it.

  23. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
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    We all owe you a HUGE apology, Mr. Baldwin! She really is a disgusting little piggie!

  24. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    Contusion
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    And…back to women again.

  25. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    jd
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just got Hepatitis C by looking at this picture.

  26. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
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    She’s starting to look more and more like Anne Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbilies, every day!

  27. Tommy Lee
    Joe
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    Does TSA think his enormous johnson is a pipe bomb?

  28. Willem Dafoe
    catapostrophe
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    Ballin’.

  29. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
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    She should really try to do something that would call more attention to herself.

  30. Tommy Lee
    Contusion
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    What’s up grandpa?

  31. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    The Brown Streak
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    “Yay! Another fine!” – Roger Goodell

  32. Snooki Bonfire
    j/k
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    Abortion: Jersey style.

  33. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    DeucePickle
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    “Alright, I’ve got 17 minutes til Friends comes back on, plenty of time for a jog.”

  34. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’d heard of being pixelated…

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    j/k
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    Madonna’s trainer was busy today.

  36. Chris Hemsworth Daughter India Rose
    K-Tron
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    …and yet, when a MAN gets turned on by a picture with a baby in it, it’s creepy

  37. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    j/k
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    If I had only got to that street corner before her daddy did…

  38. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
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    Madonna, this is your future….

  39. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    j/k
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    Is she from the Jersey Shore or porn?

  40. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    Joe Mamma
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    Lenny Kram-its?

  41. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Not only will it save you 15% or more but we’ll also throw in a bag

  42. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    The Brown Streak
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    Alec lets his daughter in on a secret crush he has had with Britney Spears.

  43. Willem Dafoe
    The Brown Streak
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    Change for a homeless Rabbi?

  44. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Arm Cast
    The Brown Streak
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    LeAnn Rimes is jealous.

  45. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Johnny P!
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    Looking young and fresh, as always.

  46. Joshua Jackson Scruffy Beard Euro 2012
    The Brown Streak
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    “Why do they keep kicking the ball? THROW IT! THROW IT!”

  47. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    DeucePickle
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    Fran Drescher has really reinvented herself.

  48. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    The Brown Streak
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    The Fifth Heavy Element

  49. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
    The Brown Streak
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    Thumbs up if you just drowned Larry Bird.

  50. Snooki Bonfire
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    Take out the shovel and the hand truck and you’ve got the poster for the Troma picture Bride of the Atom.

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      • Dick Hell

        Lighting farts doesn’t usually leave a swath of destruction but remember she’s farting for 2 to 12 (depending on the size of the litter).

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