Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.
Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!
- Photo Boy
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What am I to do?!?!? My vulva has already eaten 30 lbs worth of food today?
Death becomes her.
So that’s what Hell looks like. Other than expecting more fire, it’s pretty much exactly what I thought.
you could drown an elephant in my panties right now
So what you’re saying is, an elephant could fit in your panties…Pam.
I’d watch that
My ovaries are blown. But a baby is not going to make me wet.. That’s a bit disturbing.
That’s just fucking gross ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Keep on rocking, Iggy. Keep on rockin.
Is he gonna go Lenny’s way?
After all these years Man At Arms finally came out and confessed his love to Skeletor.
Obviously there is a man just out of frame.
Is that Lindsay Lohan standing behind her?
“And…1:47. A new personal record for walking 10 feet away from the car!”
Time for a donut break!
At least we now know the answer to his infamous question…”How YOU doin’?”
I guess she’s carrying her nipples in her purse today.
Something’s not right when you look creepier than Adam Lambert.
Her latest look is retroactively wilting all the boners I got from “Havoc.”
Good thing steroids haven’t made him angry.
Northern Ireland is a bit surly, understandably, but the south’s a lot of fun
At least everything about her is flammable.
We know you have the finger salute down Jay but do you know how to throw a football?
Kim Basinger’s looks, Alec Baldwin’s insanity. What could go wrong?
“No, no…not the little kid doll from the jeans commercial…I’m TOMMY Lee!”
“Would you like fries with that? Yes, I did used to be on the TV. Thank you. Now, would you like fries with that?”
Holy shit. Stop scaring me with these photos of her/him/it.
We all owe you a HUGE apology, Mr. Baldwin! She really is a disgusting little piggie!
And…back to women again.
I think I just got Hepatitis C by looking at this picture.
She’s starting to look more and more like Anne Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbilies, every day!
Does TSA think his enormous johnson is a pipe bomb?
Ballin’.
She should really try to do something that would call more attention to herself.
What’s up grandpa?
“Yay! Another fine!” – Roger Goodell
Abortion: Jersey style.
“Alright, I’ve got 17 minutes til Friends comes back on, plenty of time for a jog.”
Did you mean 17 seconds. He wouldn’t last 17 minutes doing anything…..
I’d heard of being pixelated…
Madonna’s trainer was busy today.
…and yet, when a MAN gets turned on by a picture with a baby in it, it’s creepy
If I had only got to that street corner before her daddy did…
Madonna, this is your future….
LiLo, this is your future…
Courtney Stodden, this is your future….
Gaga, this is your future…..
Snooki
Is she from the Jersey Shore or porn?
Probably both
Porney Shore.
Lenny Kram-its?
Not only will it save you 15% or more but we’ll also throw in a bag
Alec lets his daughter in on a secret crush he has had with Britney Spears.
Change for a homeless Rabbi?
LeAnn Rimes is jealous.
Looking young and fresh, as always.
“Why do they keep kicking the ball? THROW IT! THROW IT!”
Fran Drescher has really reinvented herself.
The Fifth Heavy Element
Thumbs up if you just drowned Larry Bird.
Take out the shovel and the hand truck and you’ve got the poster for the Troma picture Bride of the Atom.
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Lighting farts doesn’t usually leave a swath of destruction but remember she’s farting for 2 to 12 (depending on the size of the litter).