The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.3.12

July 3rd, 2012 // 555 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is coming at you early so Fish and I can catch The Amazing Spider-Man (He claims there’ll be a review tonight.). And in before you can all yell out, “HURR DURR GAY,” let me tell you that today’s gallery presupposes your conclusion starting here, followed here and ending here.

Now, quickly, has anyone seen my jeans with the holes cut in the pocket? He’ll be here any minute!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    Charlie Hodge
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    Even with that creepy 70s Porn ‘stache, I’d still hit it.

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Govt. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome Madam AssChest, we have been expecting you!

  3. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    mrsmass
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    no pictures of that ugly bitch in a bikini today?

  4. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
    mrsmass
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    waiting for an orca to come right up on the beach and swallow these two blonde bitches whole.

  5. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Lenny Kravitz and Howard Stern start dating?

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does that jacket hate America?

  7. Snooki Bonfire
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    For burning or itching, but mainly burning, stay the fuck away from this thing.

  8. Snooki Bonfire
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Ayyyyyy! Mexican food!!! It burns, it burns!!!!

  9. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    Number of interceptions thrown this morning.

  10. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks “LOST”

    Don’t hit submit…don’t hit submit…

  11. Snooki Bonfire
    Bob
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    The absolutely wrongest person to ask to pee on the fire to help put it out.

  12. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like number one but plays like number two.

  13. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t they keep that thing locked away.

  14. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately, due to certain prejudices, they can only perform this act in 7 of the 50 states.

  15. Snooki Bonfire
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess this is the Jersey version of that Avengers poster with Black Widow.

    • Jerz'

      Please make sure you specify New Jersey.. I don’t want the little Island where I live (which is also called Jersey – Old Jersey, if you will!) being associated with this fire peeing creature.

  16. James Franco
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know, right? It just makes no sense! I can’t figure out why the keep sticking me in movies either.”

  17. Reese Witherspoon Tired Devils Knot Set
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, if I pull my forehead up, my chin gets shorter.

  18. Her hair looks like a wig a homeless crackhead wouldn’t even touch, fuck.

  19. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    Commented on this photo:

    What band was he in? Matchbox 20 or Nickelback?

    I get them all confused.

  20. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Exactly like that cute Coppertone ad…only with a whore.

  21. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    You got really fat, so you chose that outfit? Interesting.

  22. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whoa! When we told you that you should consider hormone therapy we meant estrogen, not testosterone.”

    • grobpilot

      You just know this woman(?) gets up in the morning, trowels on 14 pounds of makeup, checks herself in the mirror, says “I look good”, winks at herself and heads out for the day

  23. Adam Levine Perv Stache Can A Song Save Your Life Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Why don’t these places just ask if you want chocolate on your cappuccino?

  24. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Its funny that she dresses like that just to piss her controlling father off.

  25. Lenny Kravitz Sleeveless Shirt Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    What instrument is Lenny play… oh.. never mind

  26. Matthew Fox Mugshot DUI
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure this isn’t Mark Cuban’s double?

  27. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    Bob
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    She just seems so unhappy as a lesbian. Michelle, have you considered the therapeutic powers of a good, deep dickin’?

  28. Willem Dafoe
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    Macaulay Culkin is a time traveller.

  29. Snooki Bonfire
    Commented on this photo:

    Some oompa loompa’s just want to watch the world burn…

  30. Hayzoos

    Jesus, you quit early.

  31. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Versace Show Fashion Week
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen that smirk before. Has anyone seen Bill Clinton lately?

  32. Magic Johnson Thumbs Up Boat Italy
    Commented on this photo:

    AIDS boat! AIDS boat!

  33. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly I’m hungry for lemon meringue

  34. Shemar Moore Shirtless Bathing Suit Girlfriend Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Girlfriend….riiiiiiight.

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    “Meh, I’d do her”

  36. Snooki Bonfire
    Commented on this photo:

    At first glance, I thought it was a remake of “Carrie” (I’m not even going to put any punctuation at the end of this)

  37. Snooki Bonfire
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    People who need a shovel and a hand truck of 2×4′s to make a beach fire, do not know how to live.

  38. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the Joker looked at that and said it was too extreme.

  39. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Tattoos
    Commented on this photo:

    Her implants are outside?

  40. Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    “How come I’m always typecast as the angry, Mexican military chick?”

  41. Jay Cutler Middle Finger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He just asked Siri where he’s going

  42. James Franco
    Commented on this photo:

    The lunatics are in my head

  43. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok seriously? Did she start sacrificing small children to rejuvenate herself? Or did Photoshop manage to start working in real life?

  44. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…it is really hard typing with just one hand right now….what? I had an itch. What did you think I was doing?

  45. Matt LeBlanc Matching Yellow Jogging Clothes
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give him props for trying, at least. Sure as hell is in better shape than me.

  46. Donatella Versace Saggy Skin Fake Tan Man Face Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a woman who turned herself into a man and then decided she didn’t like that so went back to being a woman.

  47. Sharon Stone Cleavage Fashion Week Paris
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    Show us your hooch again! It’s the only reason you’re a “movie star”.

  48. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    Rick
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    It’s nice that he’s married a woman who has more in common with his daughter than with him.

  49. Snooki Bonfire
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Everytime I see her, I miss Boy Meets World.

  50. Tommy Lee
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    If you thought old people making you look at their slides was bad

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