The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

July 29th, 2014 // 283 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Seal In Raft With Children
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    His face showing all the joys of single fatherhood.

  2. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
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    just fucking OD already.

  3. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
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    she looks much better with the long hair.

  4. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    anything to distract from those mugs. WOW.

  5. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
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    Aaaand the cancer is back.

  6. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
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    Well she knows how to keep the top teeth covered. This marriage may work after all.

  7. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
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    Ah, sweet, she’s dead!

  8. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    Oh good, more fake lesbians.

  9. Seal In Raft With Children
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    See Tom Brady, THIS is how a man stoicly enjoys a water park.

  10. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
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    “Ouch! Right in the cooter!!”

  11. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
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    “Usher sends the best couriers!!!”

  12. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    I don’t know where each one begins, but I know where I just ended. Yuck. This is gonna be one long train ride home.

  13. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Jess
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    but why the ham hock arms? she can never manage to tone her arms…

  14. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
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    Steven and Joe are looking better than the last time I saw them, but why are they following those two people around?

  15. Charlie Hunnam Playing Basketball Sons Of Anarchy Set
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    This is how Macaulay Culking thinks he looks.

  16. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
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    Dawson’s Crack.

  17. James Franco Taking Selfie With Jimmy Fallon On Tonight Show
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    how much douche can we fit into one photo?

  18. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    they’re two different people damnit

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
    Cliff
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    Wasn’t there a We-Ho tranny wearing that same outfit last weekend?

  20. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    from the rest of us...
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    Why do you keep posting about this nobody Fish?

  21. Seal In Raft With Children
    Suck It Trebek
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    Did they sail on Costa?

  22. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    journalschism
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    She’s building up quite an audition reel for new dick/wallets.

  23. James Franco Taking Selfie With Jimmy Fallon On Tonight Show
    Suck It Trebek
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    I hope he is using the panoramic setting if he expects to capture that must crap in a single shot.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
    journalschism
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    “No, seriously, ma’am. The elevator refuses to open until you leave.”

  25. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    anon
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    pssst…guys, they’re trannys.

  26. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
    Suck It Trebek
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    That reminds me it’s shrimp fest at Red Lobster.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
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    Well, if it isn’t Khloe “I’ve aways had an ass” Kardashian. Shameless liar. And Kendall an Kylie haven’t had plastic surgery, either. Right.

  28. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    Suck It Trebek
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    Tuck, Tuck, Goose!

  29. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
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    I passed this dude in downtown Boston one day – you could grow potatoes in the lines on his face.

  30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Angry Beaver
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    Lucky little bastard. I hate him already.

  31. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
    Marketing Mike
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    Slam the old guy if you want.That 65+yr old “dude”
    can still sing, and still nails hot ass 1/3rd his age.

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
    Angry Beaver
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    Why do fat f*cks like him and Kfed wear shorts? Do they think the sight of their blubbery walrus like stubs they call legs distract us from their ever growing gut?

    • Cap'n O

      Simple answer – because pants don’t fit.

      It is socially acceptable to wear elastic waistband shorts, but anyone under 70 would be ridiculed for wearing elastic waistband pants.

      TL;DR: he’s a disgusting fatbody

      • Also, this is California and shorts are considerably more comfortable than long pants — especially during the warm months. Which in California is damn near every month.

  33. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
    Angry Beaver
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    Gaga – I wear this to bring attention to the plight of women in Asia.

    Tony – If I can pull this up and cover yer mug, then yeah, I’ll bang ya toots.

  34. Seal In Raft With Children
    Winky
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    So it’s a photo of a Seal in the water?

  35. Charlie Hunnam Playing Basketball Sons Of Anarchy Set
    Winky
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    I remember him from the 70s. He was on a shirt I wore that said “Keep on Truckin”

  36. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
    Angry Beaver
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    What a waste. She used to be hot, spankworthy, even. Not so much anymore unless you’re into Skeletor porn.

  37. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    Angry Beaver
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    More like Miss Brazil Butterface

  38. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Instagram
    CrashHell
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    Is that Tony Stark’s house?

  39. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    She’s preparing for a younger, richer, replacement husband.
    Being able to do the splits, in bed, while licking your knee,
    gives her an edge over the other girls in line.

  40. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
    Phoenix
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    Paparazzi: Damn. The nipple spotted me.

  41. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    Sharknado Connor
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    Bieber’s dating Ariana Grande now?

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Down Blouse Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Damn….

  43. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
    Tom
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    Commando Holmes!

  44. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
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    This photo makes me sad.

  45. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
    fickel finger o'fate
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    and the winners of the best imitation of a sex toy are…

  46. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    Meshuggah Tits
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    I just made a wish that he got an Ebola Virus Hug®.

  47. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Pull out yer titty and feed it!

  48. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
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    “I wish you were sick instead of me.”

  49. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    Odbarc
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    For a moment, I thought she had a knife in her hand. I was smiling like her too… for a moment.

  50. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
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    “Dude looks like a normal…..duu duuu duu duuu Dude looks like a normal guy.”

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