The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

July 29th, 2014 // 283 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Down Blouse Instagram
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    Let me hear any of assholes complain now.

  2. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
    JimBB
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    The ghost of Paul Walker strikes again!

  3. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
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    This is like when a decent girls wants to shine so she invites her fatter and uglier friend. I mean, next to those two, that black dude is a supermodel.

  4.  Nicole Vecchiarelli Grabbing Chrissy Teigens Chest Dujour Magazine Event
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    Chrissy looks like a vampire about to go for the jugular.

  5. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
    JimBB
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    In her defense, you would have some pretty serious jet lag too if you had to fly in all the way from Kashyyyk.

  6. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
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    Can someone please confirm she’s alive and not the latest victim of Alec’s rages?

  7. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
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    Whoa. Eat something.

  8. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
    JimBB
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    Look ma’am, we can’t let you use the cart if you aren’t going to buy any food.

  9.  Nicole Vecchiarelli Grabbing Chrissy Teigens Chest Dujour Magazine Event
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    Sure, but when I do it, I get hit with a right hook and a restraining order

  10. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    How come something so wrong… look so right?

  11. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
    JimBB
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    And without a gay man to dress her, poor Katie was lost…

  12. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
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    Ever since I was 14, I wanted to see Dawson’s creek. Now that it’s happened, I want to punch my 14 year old self.

  13. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    JimBB
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    “Miss Butt Brazil contest”

    Finally, a reality show I can get behind.

  14. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    I guess making out with your sister isn’t illegal in Brazil. *books flight to Brazil*

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
    poopshitburger
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    wearing white socks? wtf happened to arthur george?

  16. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    Seriously, you take away the possibility of being able to do a twin-threesome with those girls, and they start looking…. way below average.

  17. Seal In Raft With Children
    poopshitburger
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    he’s getting a little crazy

  18. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Short Round
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    I must teach you many things but most importantly let me tell you about chicken and tuna.

  19. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    Fuck it. I’ll take the both of them.

  20. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    cajunhawk
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    Thank you so much for this good publicity…now I can go double cup it up for at least a week until I have to do more charity.

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    ben dover
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    holy shit I would love to see those breast feeding photos

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Going back to the car for more bags.

  23. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
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    Rob Kardashian (center) between his sister Khloe and her new boyfriend.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
    Eric
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    Watch out she’s gonna blow!

  25. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    ben dover
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    hey another virgin to deflower and dump

  26. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
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    *poot*

  27. Rita Ora Drunk Passenger Seat Of Car Chateau Marmont
    ben dover
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    oh my god its just like having justine biebers dick in my mouth

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
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    “Godammit, I said I want to fly in the first CLASS section.”

  29. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
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    Larry… Moe… & Curly nuck nuck nuck nuck

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants
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    “So you came home and WHAT was in his mouth?”

    (see next pic)

  31. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
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    (continued from past pic)

    “I KNOW! So anyway, that was the last straw, I took Suri and got the hell out of there.”

  32. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    dr. hugo faylzyo
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    ahh. future butt fat for kims injections!

  33. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
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    “C’mon, Tony, I’ll only put the tip in. I promise.”

  34. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
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    It’s like when Robert Redford played Death

  35. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    Furdle
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    Miss Butt? More like Ms Butterface.

  36. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
    Short Round
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    All right, let’s get in character. Let me just cock my guns here…

  37. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
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    Three Stooges reboot?

  38. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    Short Round
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    She’s trying to run away from Alec even in her dreams.

  39. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
    Ian B
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    Holy shit! Elizabeth Taylor is back from the dead… looking better than ever.

  40. Rita Ora Drunk Passenger Seat Of Car Chateau Marmont
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    Not pictured: sobriety

  41. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
    Ian B
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    “… that brings us back to Doe, Doe, Doe… Doe a deer…”

  42. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
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    Let’s hope she doesn’t drop that kid off at the pool.

  43. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
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    I hope her wish is to jam that trophy up Bieber’s ass. Yeah, let’s make that wish happen.

  44. Rita Ora Drunk Passenger Seat Of Car Chateau Marmont
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    If this doesn’t sum up Chateau Marmont, I don’t know what does.

  45. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
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    What many people don’t know is that they’re in downtown LA.

  46. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
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    NO ONE TOLD ME THE FAT BOYS GOT BACK TOGETHER!!!

  47. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
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    I didn’t know you could put a run in Spanx.

  48. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
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    How to bore me to tears in one photo or less.

  49. Rita Ora Drunk Passenger Seat Of Car Chateau Marmont
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    Traces of Miley.

  50. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    Real Class
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    Wow! Amazing what some uppers, a little methadone,
    a sweater with sleeves to hide the tats, and a shower
    can do to hide the real Bieber. Bet he had that sweater
    off 30 seconds after leaving the stage, heading for his
    van to get high again, and bang an audience member.

    • Father Dougal

      You know, when you put it like that he doesn’t seem half so much a douchenozzle. It’s the entitled cuntishness that earns him so much hate, and not the type of things you just listed, which is pretty much same crap everyone else would do in his shoes.

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