The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

July 29th, 2014 // 283 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Instagram
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    This is what Kim Kardashian thinks she looks like.

  2. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t drown the baby.

  3. Seal In Raft With Children
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    “Maybe a few days adrift in the ocean will teach you not to touch my fucking camera!”

  4. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
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    Well, you blew that wish. Better luck in the next life, sweetheart.

  5. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Josephus
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    Jessica’s legacy here on Earth. And also her child.

  6. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    The face of a woman with a Roman candle up her ass.

  7. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
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    The weirder Gaga gets the more I want her.

    • She’s not weird. She’s about as contrived and straight-out-of-the-box as they come. I’m not really a fan, but Die Antwoord – *they* are proper weird. Gaga is just a prototypical pop star who puts on random shit and declares it original.

  8. Lea Michele Nipples V Neck Legs Short Shorts Sons Of Anarchy Set
    Josephus
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    “So how is it on set?”
    “I dunno, Mom, they seem to waste a lot of energy with these motorcycles.”
    “What do you mean?”
    “Everywhere I go people are talking about headlights being left on.”

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Down Blouse Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    When you have boobs like that you can skip the eyeliner every once in a while, guys aren’t looking at the face anyway.

  10. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    They should just run Miss Butt Brazil and Miss Dog-Face Brazil at the same time. It would save money on catering.

  11. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
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    That’s right before she handed the kid off to the nanny to nurse.

  12. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
    Josephus
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    This is demeaning. I don’t care about how many people are going to look at it, how many clicks it generates, or how popular Olivia Munn is now. Doing this is just terrible.

    Making “Ride Along 2″…my God.

  13. Charlie Hunnam Playing Basketball Sons Of Anarchy Set
    Josephus
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    PICTURED: Charlie Hunnam realizing exactly how big a mistake he’s made.

  14. Brooke Burke Charvet Bony Chest Super Skinny Arms
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    Doing some much needed food shopping.

  15. Katie Holmes Cameltoe Clingy Dress
    brick
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    ” Mom, I really don’t think you need to worry. You can’t have camel toe when wearing a dress.”

  16. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
    Cock Dr
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    For crying out loud, how much more narcissistic can you get?

  17. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    Josephus
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    Back when I ran a small clothing store, I would wake up to find my old girlfriend in this sort of pose all the time. Don’t worry, I fixed her before I put her back in the window display.

  18. Tony Bennett Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra
    Ed
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    “Now go home and get your fuckin shine box”

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
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    The very picture of patriotism. I’m saluting right now with my flag flying high.

  20. Lea Michele Nipples V Neck Legs Short Shorts Sons Of Anarchy Set
    MrSmapBeavSr
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    So this is truly the end of the Sons! Sucky way to go

  21. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    JimBB
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    [whisper] If you don’t belieb in pressing statutory rape charges, meet me in my dressing room.

  22. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
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    That old lesbian is gangsta.

  23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Keith
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    What a narcissist. “Here, let me move the baby to the side so you get a good shot of my boobs”

  24. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
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    Here’s a kid who seriously will never go hungry – ‘actually am expecting him to become morbidly obese by the time he turns two.

    • If I were being fed from those marvelous Milk Duds, I’d be morbidly obese by tomorrow morning. (I’m totally in love with her right breast. And I’m going steady with the left.)

  25. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Man Boobs
    JimBB
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    And the 2014 award for “Lamest Posse” goes to…

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Holding Baby Instagram
    Michael
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    This is how Beth Ostrosky envisions herself, plus natural big boobs.

  27. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
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    I have a longtime thing for this sexy lady. She could ride with me anyday.

    Btw, they’re making a Ride along 2 already? God damn, Hollywood knows how to milk something dry.

  28. Justin Bieber Hugging Make A Wish Kid Young Hollywood Awards
    Michael
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    Nice tats, stupid.

  29. Charlie Hunnam Playing Basketball Sons Of Anarchy Set
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    That looks like appropriate basketball attire.

  30. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
    Polk
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    “Think of England”

  31. Seal In Raft With Children
    Joe Bob
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    Hey a mini-Bootsy

  32. Seal In Raft With Children
    JimBB
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    Secure and confident, knowing he has two white kids who can swim him to safety.

  33. Rita Ora Drunk Passenger Seat Of Car Chateau Marmont
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    Licking the coke spoon is bad form.

  34. Keven Undergaro Maria Menounos Butt Daisy Dukes
    Michael
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    Fuck, someone’s getting knocked up!

  35. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    Thoughtful Pig
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    You have my permission to hit her, Alec.

  36. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
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    This is my “morning after” picture after our night together. She’s been stuck like that since. I’m starting to get worried. I wonder what Ireland’s doing?

  37. Lea Michele Nipples V Neck Legs Short Shorts Sons Of Anarchy Set
    JimBB
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    Well, in all fairness, it’s a pretty natural acting progression from Glee to Sons of Anarchy.

  38. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
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    Camera mount above the bed, huh?

  39. Grazy Fornazieri Rafaela Fornazieri Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    Call me a prude, but I don’t think sisters should kiss like that.

  40. Lea Michele Nipples V Neck Legs Short Shorts Sons Of Anarchy Set
    anonymous
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    Glad I stopped watching the show once the OG crew started dying and everyone else went to jail.

    None of this babies, cartels, porn and Glee bullshit.

  41. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
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    You’re flexible, we get it.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress LAX
    B&WM
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    If the dress don’t fit you musta shit.

  43. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
    JimBB
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    I just got a horrid visual attempting to picture the Scottish Women’s Hockey Team in my head.

  44. Olivia Munn Back Stretch Sticking Tits Out Ride Along 2 Set
    anonymous
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    inb4dishowchicken……

  45. Keven Undergaro Maria Menounos Butt Daisy Dukes
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    Lucky bastard.

  46. Lea Michele Nipples V Neck Legs Short Shorts Sons Of Anarchy Set
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    Seriously, she’s on it this season?
    Geezus Krist, Kurt, you don’t need an Emmy that badly!

  47. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Crotch American Flag Romper Instagram
    JimBB
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    You can raise them in a mansion, but they’ll still end up back in the trailer park.

  48. Hilaria Baldwin Lingerie Butt Split On Bed Instagram
    buzz
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    Interesting way to hide her yoga guru’s cumstains from Alec.

  49. Prince William Kate Middleton Mouths Open Womens Hockey Game Commonwealth Games
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    Royal O faces.

  50. Steven Tyler Wearing Bedazzled Capri Pants Hiking With Young Woman
    JimBB
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    The lengths men will go to to get laid.

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