Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.
After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,
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The sweet face does not make up for what those horizontal stripes are doing to her backside.
the implication of your comment seems to be that somehow, vertical stripes would make that giant fat ass look good?
Gargles with nicotine.
ugh it’s her nose. it generally fucks up her face. and the rest of her.
You can probably buy a bottle of Suave conditioner for $1.79 you know.
But maybe she likes it like…Nahhhh. Not a fucking chance. Ignore my insanity.
I thought it said “at the screwing of Killer Joe”–
my version woulda been better.
Who me? Overindulging in the grog?
Love how she sports a red ‘A’ wherever she goes to support Autism.
Wonder why she’s so involved in that cause…
Shit, I was think she was an adulterer!
“wanna see me put a rubber on this with my mouth?”
What the fuck?
all i see is that massive toe jam on the right.
“Mine tastes like vagina.”
“Mine tastes like a quick twenty bucks.”
I lust her. I’ve almost convinced myself to watch Political Animals just because she’s in it. Almost.
I guess she has a type?
Which is… Emo barista?
Good god, that really was just a giant stack of crap. Thanks, guys.
hahahahaha EW!
Let’s hope these came free. The pictures.
Is this the Special Olympics.?
Isn’t this the same pick from a couple weeks ago? She still has the scarlet letter on.
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Pushed too hard while pooping. That’s how Elvis died, ya know.
lulz. who thumbs that down? probably somebody that believes elvis lives.
Taking a mountain-sized pile of drugs was apparently the only thing he was regular at.
Cindy Crawfords Looser Sister
She’s certainly not very subtle about…um….yeah…what was I saying?
So this is what a prince does all day? Visits old people in nursing homes and climbs rock walls?
1:00pm – just smile, don’t give her any alcohol, and let the crazy lady finish her story
3:00pm – “Lady, I don’t even know you, now will you please fuck off?”:
Kathy Griffin’s stunt double?
Somebody popped open a can of Tender Vittles.
Pearls Before Swine
Too bad the photographer didn’t use a flash, as I suspect it would have rendered Ms Blair’s pretty sundress quite transparent.
I don’t think we’d see any more than we already are right here.
I thought this was gonna be Avril and her giant friend’s breasts again.
Glad to see she took the necessary precautions and stuffed a tea towel in his mouth.
ELIZA DOOLITTLE PUT PICK HER ASS ALL DAY
P.S: looks like porn version of Rumer Willis (Shudder)
Nice baby hands,. Dooneese.
Was he the Guy in that Burger King Commercial
She has the money & access to great plastic surgeons or at the very least a make-up artist that could shade that shnoz down to a normal size – yet she continues to walk around looking like that!
She looks great….not everyone in the entertainment industry MUST have a button nose. Just the blondes.
It’s because she’s a singer first and she fears getting a nose job will affect how she sounds. Would you say something like that about Barbra Streisand? Beautiful voice, big nose and no one cares…
She will never touch the nose because her idol is Streisand.
Jeezus, ladyfrank. You’re really nasty! And I’ll bet you wish you looked even half this good.
I don’t know what’s more disturbing:
1. The fact that when I first saw this picture, I thought he looked a bit like Miley Cyrus. Or…
2. Two seconds later when I remembered that his brother is banging Miley Cyrus.
All things being equal, I’d rather pick that Australian hurdlers wedgie.
“who’s Kurt?”
She must be getting paid her inheritance in bikinis and belly chains
and cheeseburgers.
I don’t understand why we aren’t seeing pictures of her super hot sister
There’s that part in Eraserhead where the lady in the radiator sings a little song.
Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is saying to herself, “Grow old naturally, huh? Hmmmmm…..”
Under Bronx Mowgli’s yearbook picture in 15 years – Best At Taking A Punch To The Face.
In 15 years the people taking a punch to the face will be the parents for giving him such a stupid name.
Ben, BEN! Catch it with your ha…
Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is AGAIN saying to herself, “Grow old naturally, huh? Hmmmmm…..”
Maybe the paparazzi won’t see me if I disguise myself as a mannequin in a gay clothing store.
he got the shoes wrong
Mummy says I can be King Brony I
Let’s start a rumour that he had a ear reduction procedure here in the states.
Maybe her and Rourke are re-shooting “The Wrestler” but playing each others role.
HOLY SHIT! She’s morphing into Richard Belzer.
Things I never wondered – what Vin Diesel would look like with cancer. Now I know.
God. Even when this site posts some eye candy for the ladies, it’s still full of tits.
I must say she’s perfected the ‘wrecked’ look.
Who the hell holds a press conference involving an Aussie *in* Australia?!? That’s like holding a Lindsey Lohan press conference in a crack house.