The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12

July 24th, 2012 // 594 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.

After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    The sweet face does not make up for what those horizontal stripes are doing to her backside.

    • Schmidtler

      the implication of your comment seems to be that somehow, vertical stripes would make that giant fat ass look good?

  2. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
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    Gargles with nicotine.

  3. Lea Michele Cleavage Fox All Star Party
    hatersgonhate
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    ugh it’s her nose. it generally fucks up her face. and the rest of her.

  4. Lizz Winstead Wrinkles Frizzy Hair
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    You can probably buy a bottle of Suave conditioner for $1.79 you know.

  5. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
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    I thought it said “at the screwing of Killer Joe”–
    my version woulda been better.

  6. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    cc
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    Who me? Overindulging in the grog?

  7. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
    Johnny P!
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    Love how she sports a red ‘A’ wherever she goes to support Autism.
    Wonder why she’s so involved in that cause…

  8. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    “wanna see me put a rubber on this with my mouth?”

  9. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
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    What the fuck?

  10. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
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    all i see is that massive toe jam on the right.

  11. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    “Mine tastes like vagina.”

  12. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
    JC
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    I lust her. I’ve almost convinced myself to watch Political Animals just because she’s in it. Almost.

  13. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
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    I guess she has a type?

  14. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    kimmykimkim
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    Good god, that really was just a giant stack of crap. Thanks, guys.

  15. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    SIN
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    Is this the Special Olympics.?

  16. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
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    Isn’t this the same pick from a couple weeks ago? She still has the scarlet letter on.

  17. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
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    **pic

  18. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    kimmykimkim
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    Pushed too hard while pooping. That’s how Elvis died, ya know.

  19. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Cindy Crawfords Looser Sister

  20. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    The Pope
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    She’s certainly not very subtle about…um….yeah…what was I saying?

  21. Prince Charles
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    So this is what a prince does all day? Visits old people in nursing homes and climbs rock walls?

  22. Courtney Love
    cc
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    1:00pm – just smile, don’t give her any alcohol, and let the crazy lady finish her story
    3:00pm – “Lady, I don’t even know you, now will you please fuck off?”:

  23. Lizz Winstead Wrinkles Frizzy Hair
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    Kathy Griffin’s stunt double?

  24. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
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    Somebody popped open a can of Tender Vittles.

  25. Courtney Love
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Pearls Before Swine

  26. Selma Blair Nipples See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Too bad the photographer didn’t use a flash, as I suspect it would have rendered Ms Blair’s pretty sundress quite transparent.

  27. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    I thought this was gonna be Avril and her giant friend’s breasts again.

  28. John McEnroe Eating In Make Up Chair Nike Commercial
    cc
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    Glad to see she took the necessary precautions and stuffed a tea towel in his mouth.

  29. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    ELIZA DOOLITTLE PUT PICK HER ASS ALL DAY

    P.S: looks like porn version of Rumer Willis (Shudder)

  30. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
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    Nice baby hands,. Dooneese.

  31. Lea Michele Cleavage Fox All Star Party
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    She has the money & access to great plastic surgeons or at the very least a make-up artist that could shade that shnoz down to a normal size – yet she continues to walk around looking like that!

  32. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
    The Pope
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    I don’t know what’s more disturbing:

    1. The fact that when I first saw this picture, I thought he looked a bit like Miley Cyrus. Or…

    2. Two seconds later when I remembered that his brother is banging Miley Cyrus.

  33. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
    cc
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    All things being equal, I’d rather pick that Australian hurdlers wedgie.

  34. Courtney Love
    fvalen001
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    “who’s Kurt?”

  35. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    She must be getting paid her inheritance in bikinis and belly chains

  36. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t understand why we aren’t seeing pictures of her super hot sister

  37. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
    catapostrophe
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    There’s that part in Eraserhead where the lady in the radiator sings a little song.

  38. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
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    Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is saying to herself, “Grow old naturally, huh? Hmmmmm…..”

  39. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
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    Under Bronx Mowgli’s yearbook picture in 15 years – Best At Taking A Punch To The Face.

    • Visible Ink

      In 15 years the people taking a punch to the face will be the parents for giving him such a stupid name.

  40. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    cc
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    Ben, BEN! Catch it with your ha…

  41. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
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    Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is AGAIN saying to herself, “Grow old naturally, huh? Hmmmmm…..”

  42. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Maybe the paparazzi won’t see me if I disguise myself as a mannequin in a gay clothing store.

  43. Prince Charles
    George P Burdell
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    Mummy says I can be King Brony I

  44. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    Let’s start a rumour that he had a ear reduction procedure here in the states.

  45. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
    No Standards
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    Maybe her and Rourke are re-shooting “The Wrestler” but playing each others role.

  46. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
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    HOLY SHIT! She’s morphing into Richard Belzer.

  47. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    Things I never wondered – what Vin Diesel would look like with cancer. Now I know.

  48. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
    K-Tron
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    God. Even when this site posts some eye candy for the ladies, it’s still full of tits.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
    cc
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    I must say she’s perfected the ‘wrecked’ look.

  50. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    EricLr
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    Who the hell holds a press conference involving an Aussie *in* Australia?!? That’s like holding a Lindsey Lohan press conference in a crack house.

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