Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.
After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,
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Is he doing fish lips? Can black guys even do that?
His father Donald needs to beat some sense into him with that scarf.
Have you seen the scarves the old man wears?
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Yeah, but Donald is old so it’s forgivable. Heyyyy…wait a minute. Do you suppose wearing scarfs on all occasions is a familial thing?
Her lunch is that pack of smokes.
Her dessert might be in that guy’s pants.
I guess he took the red eye to Australia.
I believe he took them both.
Like a doe caught in the headlights.
Only does have smaller asses….
Hoes before does!
“Come back, Jonah! That was just your reflection in the window!”
“waiter….where’s the lemon water and crack I ordered?”
Just Chew It.
I’m surprised “no regrets” isn’t written in mirror image so he can see it when he stares into the mirror and cries.
“Who ordered the dingleberry tea?”
“Come on… do ‘Fat Guy in a Little Coat.’”
When did Camilla start using a cane?
Don’t do it. The really hot ones are always cops.
“My hands? I haven’t the foggiest; but I assume it’s a bit of the gout.”
“Sir, please. You’re frightening the beasts.”
And so the quest for the elusive second Oscar begins in which Ben plays a retarded basketball player.
Enough wiht the scarves already. Et tu, Keifer?
Prince Charles know that nothing entertains his elderly citizens more than this impersonation of a puppy having a stroke.
Another laughing out loud moment for me.
Thanks, Frank!
“Jen? Babe? What’s this tag mean, ‘Inflate to 40 psi’?”
Horse tail.
Worst enemy – sewer grates.
“Come here, doggie. Come on, boy.”
So it’s winter in West Hollywood?
You should see her with corn on the cob.
Mmmm… hot, buttered corn.
I like the built-in handle, but why is this sex doll’s head turned sideways?
I thought only white people did that?
See Michael Jordan making any shot and you’ll realize that’s just not true.
Looking at the dude’s five head I assume he’s related to Mike Piazza.
Whatever is the opposite of the expression “she cleans up nicely”!
“She shlumps down hardcore.”
+1 excellent
For two hours Courtney and her companion carried on an intense discussion before Courtney finally agreed that yes, she was in fact sitting down at a table.
“Thanks for going along with this. I couldn’t think of another way to stay relevant until I get the test results back.”
Do we have a new Tila Tequila on our hands?
If so, let’s let her slip through our fingers, shall we?
Not until I get a sex tape out of her.
I would never let the photographer who took this picture leave my side if I were her.
Ah! He followed Sharon Stone’s advice! Smart move.
Wearing a Hefty bag and a backwards sweater. Nice shoes though.
It’s so hot today that I can’t decide what I’d do first, motorboat her or steal her popscicle.
I would lick her sternum mole, and I don’t care who knows it.
And by “sternum mole,” you mean breast, right?
“So you Americans call this Pink Eye? We just call it an outbreak down unda.”
“EMO-rapper?!? I’ll show you!”
Nice to see that biopic of The Chester McCarthy Story is coming along nicely.
I won’t say anything bad because she’s kinda funny. However she is looking like a sober version of one of my drunk aunts. But that’s ok because I like this woman more than I like my drunk aunts.
I guess he went back to Cali
So Ben’s a Scientologist now?
That kid is destined to live in a paneled screened-in garage.
So how much again for a BJ?
Sweet, sexy, hot. Great pic of her!
Is there really such a thing as “Rumer Willis Chic”?
Haha! Authors.
No, but really, who? Huh?
Co-creator of The Daily Show, among other things. The hair is…very unfortunate.
Along with the book title
And so Mickey matched the horse shit shat for shat.
Sadly, he’s a step up from Pete Wentz…
Those Italians.. will bone anything
You’re saying you wouldn’t bone her? Go take your meds.
The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.