The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12

July 24th, 2012 // 594 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.

After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
    it had to be said
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    Is he doing fish lips? Can black guys even do that?

  2. Kiefer Sutherland Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    His father Donald needs to beat some sense into him with that scarf.

  3. Courtney Love
    Cock Dr
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    Her lunch is that pack of smokes.
    Her dessert might be in that guy’s pants.

  4. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
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    I guess he took the red eye to Australia.

  5. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    Like a doe caught in the headlights.
    Only does have smaller asses….

  6. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
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    “Come back, Jonah! That was just your reflection in the window!”

  7. Courtney Love
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    “waiter….where’s the lemon water and crack I ordered?”

  8. John McEnroe Eating In Make Up Chair Nike Commercial
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    Just Chew It.

  9. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    it had to be said
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    I’m surprised “no regrets” isn’t written in mirror image so he can see it when he stares into the mirror and cries.

  10. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
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    “Who ordered the dingleberry tea?”

  11. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
    Charlie Kirby
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    “Come on… do ‘Fat Guy in a Little Coat.’”

  12. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    When did Camilla start using a cane?

  13. Kat Graham Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Boots
    it had to be said
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    Don’t do it. The really hot ones are always cops.

  14. Prince Charles
    catapostrophe
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    “My hands? I haven’t the foggiest; but I assume it’s a bit of the gout.”

  15. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
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    “Sir, please. You’re frightening the beasts.”

  16. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
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    And so the quest for the elusive second Oscar begins in which Ben plays a retarded basketball player.

  17. Kiefer Sutherland Scarf
    Jill
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    Enough wiht the scarves already. Et tu, Keifer?

  18. Prince Charles
    Frank Burns
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    Prince Charles know that nothing entertains his elderly citizens more than this impersonation of a puppy having a stroke.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    Judy
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    “Jen? Babe? What’s this tag mean, ‘Inflate to 40 psi’?”

  20. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
    kimmykimkim
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    Horse tail.

  21. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
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    Worst enemy – sewer grates.

  22. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    it had to be said
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    “Come here, doggie. Come on, boy.”

  23. Kiefer Sutherland Scarf
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    So it’s winter in West Hollywood?

  24. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    You should see her with corn on the cob.

  25. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
    it had to be said
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    I like the built-in handle, but why is this sex doll’s head turned sideways?

  26. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
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    I thought only white people did that?

  27. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
    it had to be said
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    Looking at the dude’s five head I assume he’s related to Mike Piazza.

  28. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
    catapostrophe
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    Whatever is the opposite of the expression “she cleans up nicely”!

  29. Courtney Love
    Frank Burns
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    For two hours Courtney and her companion carried on an intense discussion before Courtney finally agreed that yes, she was in fact sitting down at a table.

  30. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    Judy
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    “Thanks for going along with this. I couldn’t think of another way to stay relevant until I get the test results back.”

  31. Kat Graham Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Johnny P!
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    Do we have a new Tila Tequila on our hands?
    If so, let’s let her slip through our fingers, shall we?

  32. Lea Michele Cleavage Fox All Star Party
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    I would never let the photographer who took this picture leave my side if I were her.

  33. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
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    Ah! He followed Sharon Stone’s advice! Smart move.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    it had to be said
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    Wearing a Hefty bag and a backwards sweater. Nice shoes though.

  35. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    YourGodBowsToMe
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    It’s so hot today that I can’t decide what I’d do first, motorboat her or steal her popscicle.

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
    JC
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    I would lick her sternum mole, and I don’t care who knows it.

  37. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    Salad Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “So you Americans call this Pink Eye? We just call it an outbreak down unda.”

  38. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “EMO-rapper?!? I’ll show you!”

  39. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
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    Nice to see that biopic of The Chester McCarthy Story is coming along nicely.

  40. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
    kimmykimkim
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    I won’t say anything bad because she’s kinda funny. However she is looking like a sober version of one of my drunk aunts. But that’s ok because I like this woman more than I like my drunk aunts.

  41. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
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    I guess he went back to Cali

  42. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    Salad Face
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    So Ben’s a Scientologist now?

  43. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
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    That kid is destined to live in a paneled screened-in garage.

  44. Kat Graham Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Boots
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    So how much again for a BJ?

  45. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
    Johnny P!
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    Sweet, sexy, hot. Great pic of her!

  46. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
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    Is there really such a thing as “Rumer Willis Chic”?

  47. Lizz Winstead Wrinkles Frizzy Hair
    kimmykimkim
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    Haha! Authors.

  48. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
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    And so Mickey matched the horse shit shat for shat.

  49. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Sadly, he’s a step up from Pete Wentz…

  50. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
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    The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.

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