The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12

July 24th, 2012 // 594 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.

After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
    squishy
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    Why would long sleeved shirts ever be cool in Cali?!

  2. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
    squishy
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    More proof that Oscar choices are simply based on bad taste and bureaucracy!!

  3. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    squishy
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    “Is it my turn?!” “Looks like one of the boys already had a go at that face, but kick away my friend!!”

  4. Lizz Winstead Wrinkles Frizzy Hair
    squishy
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    Maybe she should look into the Frizz Free or Die phenomenon sweeping the nation!

  5. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    squishy
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    I’m confused…which one is the model??

  6. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
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    Squint and imagine his tongue is his upper lip…pretty fucking bizarre!

  7. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    yikes
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    Durrrr…

  8. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
    yikes
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    The Crypt Keeper shops at Urban Outfitters.

  9. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Bigalkie
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    Hmmmm, let me guess, she’s a model, just like Kimora Lee Simmons is a model.. Have access to Russell Simmons’s money does wonders for a career.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    Moooo…….err….wait a tick….She’s with a white guy. Thought it was a Kardashian

  11. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
    Coyote
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    Baby, I’m a want you!

  12. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    Swearin
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    Well, I think the Yankees just got a bunch of new fans after this

  13. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    Codot
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    I really wish Adam Sandler would stop making this crap.

  14. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
    Codot
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    You better tuck those lips in. Gonna get them caught on a trip wire.

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
    lily
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    her body is one of the best in the biz…..that tiny waist! props on the lack of make up as well

  16. Courtney Love
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    “I know I had a mug of beer here just a second ago…now where the fuck did it go?”

  17. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
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    “Why do you have to keep hitting me in the face with a basketball? How about hitting me in the face with that girl’s tits for a change!”

  18. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
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    I think she looks very pleasant, as in “goddamnit, that woman is sure a pleasant piece of ass!”

  19. Selma Blair Nipples See Through Dress
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    “You can stand there like that all day, but I doubt anyone is going to walk up and kiss you,”

  20. Prince Charles
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    “Oh blast! Now that me legs are crossed, I’m not quite sure how I’m going to stand up.”

  21. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
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    “FUUUUCCCCKKKK, twenty-five cent hot dogs!”

  22. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
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    Are we sure this is actually the Snookster? I think it’s a stunt double, ‘cuz I didn’t vomit when I looked at the picture.

  23. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
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    “Hey, Yo…y’all need to chillax and stop worryin’ ‘cuz the Canadian brain trust has arrived…”

  24. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
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    Are you sure that’s Marisa Tomei? Looks more like Joe Pesce to me.

  25. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
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    Always the class act, Mickey Rourke curtsies to the horses in honor of their common ancestors.

  26. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
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    Ashlee doesn’t look all that great here, but she’s actually quite fuckable.

    • Frunken

      She’s been fuckable since 7th heaven. Probably passed onto her from Biel leaving. There must always be a hottie on set.

  27. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
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    Hey is that Mark McGwire behind him?

  28. Kat Graham Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Boots
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    Who the hell is this and why don’t I care?

  29. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    Two-four-six-eight…who do we appreciate? Yayyy TITS!

  30. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
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    His name is Aubrey. Enough said.

  31. Marisa Tomei Sweatshorts Tights
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    Its okay, she’d still get it just because her name is Marisa Tomei

  32. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
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    So good.

  33. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    I just gotta say there aren’t too damn many things out there that are better than a great pair of tits!

  34. Carla Gugino Butt Tight Dress Killer Joe Screening
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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “I wanna have her baby!”

  35. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    Sung in the voice of Maurice Chevalier…”♫ ♪ Thank heaven for pretty breasts, for pretty breasts get bigger every day…♪ ♫”

  36. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    Ali
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    trash

  37. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
    HollywoodOutsider
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    The Great Fatsby!

  38. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    HollywoodOutsider
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    I thought that said “Polo for Herpes” and was like, whatever.

  39. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Not many women aspire to become Rosemary Clooney.

  40. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “What did I do?…What did I do?”

  41. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Duck facing ” doesn’t just look stupid on a teenager’s Facebook profile pic.

  42. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “MOOO! “

  43. Courtney Love
    Steve
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    “So wait, we’re dreaming right now?”

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