The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke’s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.

After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,

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