The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12

July 24th, 2012 // 594 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.

After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    jim
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    hey you – get the fuck out of here before we smash you with our clubs

  2. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    does this count as a “nip slip”?

  3. LL Cool J Tongue NCIS Set
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    it stopped bein hot ten years go. buy a fuckin CHAPSTICK!

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    Does he think that crap on his neck looks good?

  5. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    yomama
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    who is this? oh nevermind like it really matters.

  6. Vincent Piazza No Socks Loafers Ashlee Simpson Legs Short Shorts Bronx Mowgli Long Hair
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    Paying a lot of money to appear homeless

  7. Drake Ducklips Bodyguard
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    He’s really tough (when his bodygaurd is backing him up)!

  8. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    Johnny P!
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    Wow! Big tits and sucking a popsicle suggestively like it’s a cock.
    I have NEVER seen that before!

  9. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
    Veronika Larsson
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    Must. Book. Ticket. To. Australia. NOW.

  10. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
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    No Regrets?!? I see two of them right next to you.

  11. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
    EZ-B
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    Don’t worry, I’ll still have your semen covered blanket back in a week, Larry.

  12. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
    Veronika Larsson
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    Gina’s so pretty–seems she gets prettier as she gets older. I’m jealous!

  13. Martha Plimpton Crossed Eyes Fox All Star Party
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    LMFAO

  14. Jonah Hill The Watch Premiere
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    The food truck just pulled up

  15. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    Judy
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    Why is the man in the back pointing at Ben Affleck’s ass? What’s going on back there?

  16. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
    Johnny P!
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    Best she’s looked in ages.
    Nice to see her looking this good again.

  17. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    TOTALLY NATURAL AND UN-POSED
    TOTALLLLLLLY

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    mmmmmooooooooooooooo

    wait…… no, yeah

    mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooo

  19. Lea Michele Cleavage Fox All Star Party
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    I’m not sold on this girl but she looks pretty good here.

  20. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    it had to be said
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    And this is the best 75 cents her agent ever spent.

  21. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    MRF
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    The elusive, fifth, Hobbit.

  22. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
    Cock Dr
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    She is THE Showgrrl.

  23. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    Nick
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    What an ironic shirt on the guido. His face says otherwise.

  24. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    Johnny P!
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    Seen after getting a coaster thrown at his eye after announcing that ‘The Wolverine’ would in fact be a ‘Broadway-bound musical’.

  25. Prince Charles
    Veronika Larsson
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    Is this half-witted ponce really going to be my King?

  26. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    cp3
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    So then, I turn to the left, and BAM! Alexander Skarsgard.

  27. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    it had to be said
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    Eat fiber so you don’t end up with an eye like this, kids.

  28. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    MRF
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    I love it when pictures capture themselves.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff
    kimmykimkim
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    Damn, this bitch is ugly.

  30. Courtney Love
    Johnny P!
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    The table looks less weathered.

  31. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
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    Eliza Doolittle seen here producing her next single

  32. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    Veronika Larsson
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    Is there anybody in New Jersey taller than 5’4″? It’s like Munchkinland.

  33. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t let ‘em ejaculate into the eyes. Bad for you.

  34. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
    catapostrophe
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    Shit purse.

  35. Mickey Rourke Bandana Wife Beater White Pants Polo For Heroes Event
    Veronika Larsson
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    Mickey Rourke, properly attired and classy as usual.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Meanwhile down the street, the “Polo for Hobos” event is wondering where it’s guest of honor is.

  36. Snooki Mets Shirt Pregnant Belly Fiance Jionni LaValle
    cp3
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    Of course, she’s a Mets fan. It all makes sense now.

  37. Hugh Jackman Broken Blood Vessel Eyeball
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    Looks like he took a shot to the eye (interpret that as you see fit).

  38. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    Enough of this ugly fat pig.

  39. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    it had to be said
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    I’ll give even money for who wins this staring contest.

  40. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
    Johnny P!
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    Eliza: “Ever have your tong stick to your butt sweat? You gotta practically pry it out, y’know?”
    Dude: “Uh, Eliza, we’re standing in front of 12 paps…”

  41. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
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    She looks good but that bra is going to need some overtime pay

  42. Courtney Love
    Charlie Kirby
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    I can’t imagine a worse fate than being Courtney Love’s gay bff. You’d get no respect from the other enabling creeps in Hollywood.

  43. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Booty Shorts Popsicle
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    I love the new marketing plan for Popsicles.

  44. Eliza Doolittle Picking Wedgie White Jumper
    it had to be said
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    Repeat after me, Eliza: the wedgie on the girl makes the assistant want to hurl.

  45. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    Frank Burns
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    “Hay Casper, drop a quarter lately? Hahahaha!”

  46. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    it had to be said
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    She’s going to lose that bikini tie right up her ass crack if she sneezes.

  47. Ben Affleck Basketball Clothes Runner Runner Set
    Charlie Kirby
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    Drunk Amy Poehler needs to fire her agent.

  48. Chris Hemsworth Chest See Through Shirt
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    “Twas a nuisance getting Mjölnir into a carry-on, but travel with me she must.”

  49. Gina Gershon Cleavage Killer Joe Screening
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    “I like nice tits.”

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