Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt and face together for a little pow-wow, as well as this restaurant manager having to explain to Courtney Love again that they’ve never had a Thorazine smoothie on the menu.
After waking in the ICU, a red carpet photographer for The Watch premiere would remember carelessly placing a Snickers wrapper in his back pocket, ignoring the personal injury waiver he signed,
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hey you – get the fuck out of here before we smash you with our clubs
does this count as a “nip slip”?
it stopped bein hot ten years go. buy a fuckin CHAPSTICK!
extra thumbs up on that one.
Does he think that crap on his neck looks good?
who is this? oh nevermind like it really matters.
Paying a lot of money to appear homeless
Nice scarf.
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Maybe the scarf is to catch the sweat from the 85% humidity.
I’m more concerned about the jacket lining. It looks like the one from Jerry Seinfeld’s suede jacket, only green instead of pink.
He’s really tough (when his bodygaurd is backing him up)!
With the size of that guy, he can act as tough as he wants.
I don’t listen to his music (garbage), but at least he’s not a rat.
Wow! Big tits and sucking a popsicle suggestively like it’s a cock.
I have NEVER seen that before!
Don’t mess with the classics.
If it ain’t broke….
Must. Book. Ticket. To. Australia. NOW.
No Regrets?!? I see two of them right next to you.
Don’t worry, I’ll still have your semen covered blanket back in a week, Larry.
Gina’s so pretty–seems she gets prettier as she gets older. I’m jealous!
LMFAO
The food truck just pulled up
Why is the man in the back pointing at Ben Affleck’s ass? What’s going on back there?
He crapped his pants.
Best she’s looked in ages.
Nice to see her looking this good again.
Very Jewy looking. Not that there is anything wrong with that,
TOTALLY NATURAL AND UN-POSED
TOTALLLLLLLY
mmmmmooooooooooooooo
wait…… no, yeah
mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooo
They had to skin the Moo Cow just to get enough leather for this bitch.
Is that like cannibalism?
From the tip of the nose to the tip of the tail!
I’m not sold on this girl but she looks pretty good here.
Yeah, I can’t believe I’m gonna actually agree with you.
she so desperately wants to be seen as sexy and desirable it’s quite laughable. her cast mates are not exactly smitten with her and when she goes to red carpet affairs like this, the other women laugh at her attempts to pose “sexy”. she’s not unattractive but her features are not soft and inviting.
What if you flip her over?
what if you put her in a giant sack so only the lady parts show through a hole?
agree she tries way too hard, but i agree with the consensus, she looks good here
And this is the best 75 cents her agent ever spent.
The elusive, fifth, Hobbit.
She is THE Showgrrl.
What an ironic shirt on the guido. His face says otherwise.
Seen after getting a coaster thrown at his eye after announcing that ‘The Wolverine’ would in fact be a ‘Broadway-bound musical’.
I want to thumb this up forever!
Is this half-witted ponce really going to be my King?
inbreeding makes for good leaders….
So then, I turn to the left, and BAM! Alexander Skarsgard.
Eat fiber so you don’t end up with an eye like this, kids.
I love it when pictures capture themselves.
Damn, this bitch is ugly.
I was gonna say “looks like shit” but yours works also.
Yep, this is where the phrase “hammered shit” comes from.
The table looks less weathered.
I imagine any meal with Courtney Love is the longest meal of your life.
Eliza Doolittle seen here producing her next single
Is there anybody in New Jersey taller than 5’4″? It’s like Munchkinland.
Don’t let ‘em ejaculate into the eyes. Bad for you.
Thanks for ruining it for me. How about a little consideration for the dudes who are trying to convince their girls to let them do that? JK.
Shit purse.
Great tits heal alot of evils.
You wouldn’t know. :(
Thanks.I now have a new motivational poster for my wall.
Mickey Rourke, properly attired and classy as usual.
Meanwhile down the street, the “Polo for Hobos” event is wondering where it’s guest of honor is.
Of course, she’s a Mets fan. It all makes sense now.
Looks like he took a shot to the eye (interpret that as you see fit).
Enough of this ugly fat pig.
Stick a fork in her!
I’ll give even money for who wins this staring contest.
Eliza: “Ever have your tong stick to your butt sweat? You gotta practically pry it out, y’know?”
Dude: “Uh, Eliza, we’re standing in front of 12 paps…”
She looks good but that bra is going to need some overtime pay
I can’t imagine a worse fate than being Courtney Love’s gay bff. You’d get no respect from the other enabling creeps in Hollywood.
I love the new marketing plan for Popsicles.
Why didn’t Peggy Olson come up with this?
Repeat after me, Eliza: the wedgie on the girl makes the assistant want to hurl.
“Hay Casper, drop a quarter lately? Hahahaha!”
She’s going to lose that bikini tie right up her ass crack if she sneezes.
Drunk Amy Poehler needs to fire her agent.
“Twas a nuisance getting Mjölnir into a carry-on, but travel with me she must.”
“I like nice tits.”
Excellant Showgirls reference.