The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
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    I think her forehead’s finally starting to hatch.

  2. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    Five minutes later, he decided he couldn’t handle the high pressure of leaning against that window any more and went back into hiding.

  3. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
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    Looks like at least one person remembers how DC went through a hippie phase in the late 60s/early 70s.

  4. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
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    Okay, I get the “a ragged” part, but what’s a “d’oro”?

  5. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    So they spent time photo shopping her hairline, waist and arms, and they just didn’t notice the teeth? How did they miss that?

  6. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
    me
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    Black Drew Barrymore, is that you?

  7. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
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    If I don’t have an orgasm with the next cup of yogurt I have, I’m calling shenanigans.

  8. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
    The_Ouroboros
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    Her transformation into Sigourney Weaver is nearly complete.

  9. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Still 0 views on Match.com

  10. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
    BlackManUSA
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    “Can we get some heroin mommy?”

    “If you’re good dear”

  11. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
    ty
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    I really like the prior captions for his pictures where a bunch of people write things like he is talking about working with Leo and Bobby D before having lunch with Wes to give him notes on the script for his next film. But those seem derivative now, so nobody will write one.

    I wish we could go back to a simpler time on the Internet where anyone could post something funny about some full-of-himself cunt actor without fear of repercussion.

  12. Lisa Kudrow Double Chin
    ty
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    It’s a sad day in America when Lisa Kudrow looks hotter than Jen “Fripples” Aniston.

  13. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    ty
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    Sharon Stone on the set of ‘Un ragazzo d’oro’ in Rome doing her best Sara Jessica Parker imitation for the crew between takes. (July 22, 2013)

  14. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    PunkyBrewster
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    “and this hand holds the crabs in….”

  15. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    I fail to see much of a problem. She doesn’t look like marryin’ material, but she does look like she’d be a fun roll in the hay!

  16. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Holy Shit! John Wayne has been reincarnated as a Korean jockey!

  17. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    “Somebody help me, please. My sleeve is caught in the door!”

    “Mmmm…Naomi, the door’s open.”

    “It is? Oh, wait. Never mind.”

  18. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
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    I’d like to see her revive her erstwhile career simply because I enjoy looking at her.

  19. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “Amazing bumping into you here. I used to fantasize about your mother when I jerked off. She’d be saying ‘Sock it to me. Sock it to me!’ I loved Goldie back then.”

  20. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    “Tell me da troof…does my wearing’ dis shirt seem stereotypical?”

  21. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Jussayin
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    “Show us the gross side of your face!” -Peter Griffin

  22. Ashley Benson Yoga Pants Toeless Socks
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    I think she’s cuter than three year old grandkids!

  23. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
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    Does that sidearm on his right hip shoot bullets or yogurt?

  24. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
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    Someone needs to talk this woman into becoming a recluse.

  25. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
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    “I’m fine! I’m fine, I tell ya. Someone pour me another glass of vodka and I’ll be on me way!”

  26. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no lessAND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???

    • I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no less…AND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???

      *Fuck, I hate typos!*

  27. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
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    “By Jove, this is bloody marvelous. But I really have no idea how to land the damn thing.”

  28. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    To hell with Alec Baldwin, and all of his fucked up brothers, too.
    His wife, on the other hand, is fucking delicious!

  29. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    I love it when this kind of shit happens.

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