The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
    Sheppy
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    “And the audience breathed a huge sigh of relief when she reveled the bra underneath.”

  2. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
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    Someone is back to restricting her food intake…kinda sad!

  3. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing “ragazzo” describes what’s happening to her face.

  4. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    John Travolta
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    Bet she’d stick a finger in…if she had a hole there.

  5. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty, funny, and very talented … but everything about her screams “coke-head” to me.

  6. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
    LtDansLeftFoot
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hold on a moment, let me get decent”

  7. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
    John Travolta
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    Mmmmmm…remember her from that horror movie. Nice.

  8. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
    Cock Dr
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    Is he London’s version of Marion Berry?

  9. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
    The Pope
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    “Stay away Arnold, she’s NOT A MAID!”

  10. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    I like what I’m almost seeing here.

  11. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    This guy is such a fucking dickhead. So why do I still like him. Someone pinch me of something.

  12. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
    Cock Dr
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    I hope Nicole isn’t back on the heroin. She looks like an orange stained cadaver here.

  13. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    “Hey, know what this is? It’s a brain sucker…and it’s starving to death! HAHAHA…wait, I did that wrong”

  14. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
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    That guy embodies “Captain America” in a way that’s both sad and accurate.

  15. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    “We’ve switched Dave Chappelle with Bokeem Woodbine. Let’s see if anyone notices.”

  16. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry…who are you again??”

    “I’m Cate Blanchett…”

  17. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Beer for thought
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a mental patient who’s problem is that she wont stop taking her clothes off and forcing her creepy nakedness on other people and it’s just freaking everyone out, so someone in an effort to stop all the crazy tries to calm her down by telling her that if shes good an covers her no no spot she can pose sexy for pictures. That is what I honestly would believe happened here.

  18. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
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    “that’s not the face of a man who didn’t just get caught wanking behind a tree”

  19. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wait, they actually made April O’Neil a reporter? Michael Bay isn’t going to have her waxing turtle shells bent over in a bikini?

  20. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    At least Rob Kardashian is happy. That’s what’s important.

  21. Robert Downey Jr Bending Over Car Hood The Judge Set
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    So you know the Queen of England?…
    …I fucked her.

  22. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
    Mos
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we sure that’s not Abigail Hobbs?

  23. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    I sure hope Dr. Dre gave him some of his headphones along with the soloflex. Men in Tights sure was a long ass time ago!

  24. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
    Mammomax
    Commented on this photo:

    This is proof I created Spider-man. Fuck you Steve Ditko.

  25. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    “Legless, on a fake horse I ride. Wanted, hello I’m Psy.”

  26. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    He’s threatening to have someone’s Capital One miles revoked…with extreme prejudice.

  27. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    JC
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    The amount of photoshopping around her now randomly floating hand in front of Barbie genitals seems totally natural.

  28. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    It’s about time Clayton Bigsby came out to celebrate the Zimmerman verdict.

  29. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    “And I tried to explain to Will that the thing on the side of his head was a Brain Slug, but by the time he listened, Jaden had somehow already assimilated it …”

  30. Lisa Kudrow Double Chin
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    She doesn’t look bad for 49.

  31. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I knew Snooki wouldn’t stay thin for long.

  32. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    Who?

  33. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know… I always had the biggest crush on you. Too bad you’re gay.”
    “I keep telling you, Sir Lady Man, I ain’t John Travolta!”

  34. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
    AtomicMug
    Commented on this photo:

    Fivehead.

  35. Ashley Benson Yoga Pants Toeless Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Confused boner is confused. Is this a girl that used to be hot? Has the potential to be hot? Is 5 pounds away from crossing over to the “WTF happened to her” category?

  36. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
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    Met this dude IRL not that long ago. Very bizarre… he was just naturally incredibly good looking. I’m not gay, but even as a straight dude all I could think was, “What the hell?! This is the best looking guy I’ve ever met in real life. How crazy of a life must dudes like Brad Pitt and George Clooney have?!”

    Then I went back to eating my chicken wings.

  37. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is up with Vancouver and all of these horrible fame-related travesties?! First Cory Monteith OD’s and now this!!

  38. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    AtomicMug
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you see that chick’s balls?”

    “Yeah, they were weird.”

  39. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Holy Shit! Fabio has been working out!

  40. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    And just like that it was finally established that Michelle Obama was the more famous of the two. Why? Because Oprah don’t take iPad photo’s of just anyone.

  41. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Am I not turtley enough for your Turtle Club..? Turtle, turtle, turtle…”

  42. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    So, I forget… which guild does she belong to? The Lollipop…?

  43. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
    Commented on this photo:

    The 80′s just called. They wanted to know if they were still doing well. The answer is a resounding, “Yes!”

  44. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
    eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    While you’re over there, why don’t see if those ovens are still working.

  45. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Cliff
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like a picture of a feral human that they just cleaned up.

  46. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
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    Is she pregnant?

  47. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tat.

  48. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    yesiwould
    Commented on this photo:

    Id fuck her bad, paper bag over face a must tho

  49. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Emma Watson's vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    my future ex-wife.

  50. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Aaron
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    How much for that chair?

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