The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
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    Una ragazza di cuoio.

  2. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    She’s gone downhill since her awesome full-frontal in ‘Alexander’.

  3. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Lil Kim Jong Il in a dress.

  4. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    I assume every single person that gazed upon this instantly turned blind.

  5. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    tlmck
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    That would be a great pose for a hot girl.

  6. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
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    I’d love to bang this skeleton bitch till there’s nothing left but a pile of bone meal and cartilage.

  7. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
    tlmck
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    Why would anyone want to dress up like Paris Hilton.

  8. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
    carpaltunnel
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    Pretentious, fat, ugly. The three signs that you’re a serious ‘actor’

  9. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
    FtG
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    Well, a horse like that you don’t eat all at once.

  10. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
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    They brought back Natalie Wood for this movie?

  11. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
    tlmck
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    I had a thing for Lilith back in the day. Not so much any more.

  12. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Helen Mirren and Antonin Scalia?

  13. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
    carpaltunnel
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    Honestly Prince Charles is really what is wrong with the world.
    Rich because of his family lineage
    Marries beautiful princess (Diana)
    Cheats on her with hose beast
    Beautiful princess dies
    Marries hose beast
    Goes about the rest of his life acting like a fucktard douche and doesn’t do one goddam thing to help anyone.
    Fuck you, Charles. Special place in hell for people like you.

  14. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    Now, take off your skatess one by one, do it slowly… do it dusmally.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    DBN
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    You’d think her nipples would get tired after a while…

  16. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    She’s definitely got the chompers to tear through that popsicle in one go.

  17. Ashley Benson Yoga Pants Toeless Socks
    Pickle Nose
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    Springbreakers seems so far away from this.

  18. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
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    Robert Fattinson

  19. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Permafrost nipples.

  20. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Drew
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    Gross.

  21. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
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    No child deserves Jonas Brothers hair.

  22. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “Hey Alec! Did you see Ireland’s camel toe picture from last week? It was supremely fappable”

    “You motherfucker”

  23. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
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    Is that kid the lead singer in an 80s New Wave band? What’s up with his hair?

  24. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Is that what Gangam Style means?

    Because I like it.

  25. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    catapostrophe
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    Now that’s what I call a lesbian!

  26. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    ThisWillHurt
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    The V stands for “Vvvvvwhat the fuck?!”

  27. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
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    “Megan Fox, glad to be on any movie set…”

    There, fixed it for you.

  28. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
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    Is this guy allergic to shoes or something? That girl looks like she puts up with a lot of shit talking at school because of him.

  29. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You keep givin’ me the ‘eye,’ tree. So, what’ll it be: your place or mine?”

  30. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    Nobody wants to see that shit, you melted herpsicle.

  31. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    Still as sexy as ever.

  32. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Shark testosterone is a hell of a steroid.”

  33. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
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    It’s never too early to learn how Hollywood works.

  34. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    What the fuck happened to her?

  35. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    This picture is the perfect way to end the day here.

  36. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    ThisWillHurt
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    So, since Kris’ bottom bitch is still in the pen, presumably bathing in a virgin’s tears to remove the stretch marks, all we get to make fun of from the family of whores is this asshole. So be it *clears throat* What a douche-cunt! Ha!

  37. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Run Hef run

  38. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
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    He looks like he’s going to the gym…but you know he’s not going to the gym.

  39. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    What did Vancouver ever do to her?

  40. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    Think big rabbit with hair extensions.

  41. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Thought it was Huge Ackman from the preview.

  42. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Her nipples are as frozen as her eggs are.

  43. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    According to google translation, the German word “Fruehstuecksfernsehen” translates in English to “Fruehstuecksfernsehen”.

    Fuck you google.

  44. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
    henry hill
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    The New Riberace

  45. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not often that such a goofy looking guy becomes a movie industry heartthrob.
    I hope Bobby knows what to do now with his newfound freedom.

  46. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
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    His hairline is going South just like prince William’s

  47. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
    joe
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    More like Zanotti’s anus, amirite?

  48. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
    Sheppy
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    That’s a very nice bike.

  49. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Makes me wonder who dropped the most f-bombs during the conversation.

  50. Scarlett Johansson Butt Tight Jeans Chef Set
    Cock Dr
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    She didn’t exactly lose it. I think she gave it to Sean Penn.

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