The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
    hollyhood
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    he’s playing pocket pool right in front of that lady, who apparently is taking photos of his crotch – a win-win situation – he gets release and she gets a story to tell her cackling harpy friends.

  2. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
    EricLR
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    And now you all have crabs.

  3. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
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    Chest looks painful.

  4. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
    EricLR
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    Mummy said I could drive one when I’m a big boy!

  5. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    That women inside her armpit reminds me of that GIF of that squirrel turning around giving everyone the stink eye.

  6. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
    EricLR
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    Walking around with him must be like dealing with a hot-tempered Alzheimers patient.

  7. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
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    “Yes, well now that I am up in it, I still don’t understand. Train for what, exactly? Sitting and looking out a window?”

  8. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Tonethius
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    This is only 2 layers. Her nipples have a personal best of poking through 4 layers and a leather jacket,

  9. Nicole Richie Sideboob Tank Top
    EricLR
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    The fact that she can even hold that kid up makes me question every existing model of physics.

  10. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “What are you looking at, you fucking worthless bastard?”
    (sigh) “It’s another mirror, dad.”

  11. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
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    Oh, my. Are those… puppies?

  12. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    “aaahhHHHH!! mA wEaVe!!!”

  13. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
    EricLR
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    Even if she doesn’t have the heart to tell him to stop, someone really should.

  14. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
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    She is straight up crazy. I heard her tell a story on a talk show about how she stabbed a guy in the hand because he tried to eat of her plate or something. I hope she was joking, but I don’t think she was.

  15. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    I thought it was Annalynne Mccord.

  16. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    “But I don’t understand. What good would my tits be up here?”

  17. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Little Richard’s still kicking huh?

  18. Lisa Kudrow Double Chin
    EricLR
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    They still let me live here.

  19. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
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    “I told her Target changed their dressing room policy.”

  20. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
    Suz
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    3, 2, on a fake horse and are wearing a marching band red sequin jacket, 1, OK 15min fame over.

  21. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    EricLR
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    “Un ragazzo d’oro” in Italian translates to “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

  22. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I think this is Tiny Kim. Lil Kim is at least 4 feet tall.”

  23. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    She always looks like she just got back from the dentist.

  24. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini Rollerblades
    EricLR
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    Yeah no, roller-blading is cool. I’m into that.

  25. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
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    April O’Neill here reporting I’ve been cast after sucking Michael Bay’s dick while mumbling “you’re better than Hitler” 100 times

  26. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
    EricLR
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    Final prep for her part as “Bitch Reporter Who Doesn’t Know When To Keep Her Goddamn Mouth Shut #2″

  27. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
    JC
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    “I see you over there, Trout Boy!”

  28. Ashley Benson Yoga Pants Toeless Socks
    Little Tongue
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    I knew of fingerless gloves, but never heard of toeless socks. The fuck?

  29. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
    EricLR
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    Someone is jangling the keys to a Mercedes.

  30. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Wow. These two people couldn’t be further apart as far as social standing. I’ve never even put about these two people in the same thought before. They also look like they’re enjoying each other’s company.

    Then again, Cate is one of the best actresses ever. So who knows.

  31. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Either she’s sucking in her belly like a champ or she’s not as gunty as I thought.

  32. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Tarry Ho!

  33. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
    Little Tongue
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    Can’t you get a DUI if you’re riding a bike?

  34. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    Oh wow. Someone’s been hitting the gym. I haven’t heard from him at all since he quit his show. What’s he been up to other than lifting weights and (hopefully) banging the shit out of his hot ass Asian wife?

  35. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
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    He needs to invest in a manzier

  36. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    She’s cute.

  37. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Seriously, when was the last time anyone talked about this guy? Gangbang Style has long since faded from America’s memory. Why is he back? No one cares.

  38. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    Steve
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    I just puked a little bit in my mouth.

  39. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    Little Tongue
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    Holly fuckity fuck! She turned 80 like over night! WOAH!!!

  40. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
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    Excelsior!

  41. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Fembot swagger

  42. Scarlett Johansson Butt Tight Jeans Chef Set
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    They’ve been doing a good job of keeping her in shape since she needs to maintain her “Black Widow” figure. We all know that once she’s done filming all of these action movies she’s in, she going to back to blaming shirts and weird angles for unflattering pictures.

  43. Scarlett Johansson Butt Tight Jeans Chef Set
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    Meh. She’s lost it.

  44. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
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    I would like her bike please. She can have my cheap-ass bike from Walmart.

    Though at least she is wearing a helmet, unlike the rest of the think-we’re-too-good-for-that celebrity elite.

  45. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    jim eh
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    Very hot, I always found her gorgeous, even pre-rhinoplasty.

  46. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
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    “Did you see your mom’s tits yesterday? WHOA!”

    “Dad! That’s gross!”

    “What are you, queer?”

    “I’m 3.’

  47. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
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    Enjoying thoughts of pulling a train, m’Lord?

  48. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
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    “Yes, well, we had the little buggar examined and he appears to be perfectly bred to lead a life of meeting common folks who have just experienced natural disasters, taking photos with large groups and organizations of many sorts, dancing awkwardly with natives in Borneo, and, well, sitting in old trains. If he were any smarter or better looking, he just wouldn’t fit in, now would he?”

  49. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “Just point and make an angry face, and we’ll leave you alone for the rest of the night.”
    “Deal.”

  50. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
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    Eventually, he’ll just turn into one giant bitch tit.

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