The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    There you go, Miley. Now you’re learning some valuable skills to make up for all that book learnin’ yer pappy and Disney thought you didn’t need growin’ up!

  2. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    Just rip up the bag for tp. You’ll be ok.

  3. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Looking kind of like your middle school science teacher that you ran into on the weekend at Target and you got kind of excited because of the no bra thing, but really she’s just your science teacher and it’s kind of grossing you out.

  4. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
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    “What?!?!”
    “It’s a boy!!!”
    “How many fingers does eh have?”
    “10″
    “On which hand?!”

  5. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    broduhjenner
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    what is that? projectile urine?

  6. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    With ‘Van Nuys’ in the title, they are going to need a lot more than this for me to be surprised.

  7. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    “Let’s set this bag of shit on fire! Woooo!”

  8. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
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    Looks like the lady in the blue dress actually has her panties in a bunch.

    • Pickle Nose

      Agreed. That VPL is so massive it would make my Grandma proud (if she were still alive).

      PS – I miss you Gramms!

  9. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    Her act just isn’t the same since she switched to Methadone.

  10. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
    EricLR
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    They cut the horse’s legs off to keep him from jumping off the nearest cliff.

  11. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
    broduhjenner
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    oikos? oinkos? is there a correlation?

  12. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    I know my tongue would probably wither away from freezer burn, but I’d like to suck those nipples just once. They intrigue me.

  13. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
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    Stop with the Goldie Hawn stuff. Stop.

  14. Alec Baldwin Angrily Screaming Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Some poor shmuck with a camera gets his nose broken in 3… 2… 1

  15. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Agreed. Weird.

  16. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
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    “For your safety, we will gladly call you a cab to get you home. If you are walking, we offer a complimentary helmet.”

  17. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    Sprockets.

  18. Robert Downey Jr Bending Over Car Hood The Judge Set
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    “It’s just a moment Downey. It’ll pass. Just think of something other than cocaine. ANYTHING other than cocaine. Comeoncomeoncomeon, you can do this….urggghhhh…heroin. FUCK!”

  19. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
    broduhjenner
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    there aren’t any no mountains in brentwood. or on goldie hawn either.

  20. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    “You used to live in my balls.”

  21. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
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    To his fans and his daughter he’ll always be known as “The Punisher.”

  22. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
    EricLR
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    Little Boy Blue Jasmine…

  23. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    It must be hard to be her nipples.

    (get it?)

  24. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
    Odbarc
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    Season 3!

  25. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
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    “How to ruin a movie in 1.0 casting choices.”

  26. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
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    I assume ‘Un ragazzo d’oro’ is “A Golden Corpse” in Italian.

  27. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Well, she looks increasingly sane and stable.

  28. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
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    LaToya?

  29. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
    Odbarc
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    Taylor Momsen did it better.

  30. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    Is the movie about middle aged Catwoman?

  31. Robert Downey Jr Bending Over Car Hood The Judge Set
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    Yes please.

  32. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
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    Finally a comic featuting Old Man keeping kids off lawns.

  33. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
    broduhjenner
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    now THAT’S chaz bono

  34. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse…”
    “Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don’t like it when other people do my material, Cate.”

  35. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    A Kesha biopic already?

  36. Scarlett Johansson Butt Tight Jeans Chef Set
    Weeblo
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    Step-mom jeans

  37. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
    EricLR
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    Well, beats his other t-shirt that reads:

    Defeated
    07-06
    Comedy Central

  38. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    Fuck. He’s going Carrot Top on us, isn’t he?

  39. Prince Charles National Railway Museum
    broduhjenner
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    are we sure he’s visiting? or has he become an exhibit?

  40. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Say what you will, I still love The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

  41. Rosario Dawson Finally Famous Set
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    “See, I feel like the amount of hair on this side of my head should roughly equal the amount on the other side.”

  42. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
    EricLR
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    He really should take a cue from Sue Richards and stop appearing so much.

  43. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
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    Isn’t this on the ceiling of the Capitol’s dome? Shouldn’t it be?

  44. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    EricLR
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    Awh, he’s training him to be a little douche.

  45. Sharon Stone Blue Glasses Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    broduhjenner
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    adjust your glasses all you want. you’re still old.

  46. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
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    She’s completely bland to me. Just another pretty woman in Hollywood who takes herself way too seriously. She wasn’t even that good in the Transformers movies. Just meh.

  47. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery
    broduhjenner
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    the lovechild of kim kardashian and snookie.

  48. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    Sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes the wrong people eat a shotgun.

  49. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    Lady Gaga did it MUCH better about 10 photos ago!

  50. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    “Who wants to see what really killed Kurt?”

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