The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

July 22nd, 2014 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think of this post like it’s the afternoon snack that you know should be an apple, but is almost always candy and soda instead.

Diabetes. I’m saying that clicking through this post will give you diabetes in your brain,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    She was so good in this I’m not entirely convinced she does not have Asperger’s.

  2. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    My favorite case of I Don’t Know Why But I Would.

  3. Chadwick Boseman Get On Up Premiere
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    “Mr. Boseman, for all the Caucasian American fans in the house can you explain what James Brown meant when he yelled out ‘Neck bones! Candied yams! Turnips!’ in the middle of his song? Is it a recipe or some kind of code?”

  4. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    Well, it wasn’t two ducks I wanted to see her ride, but I guess this is gonna have to do.

  5. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I don’t know who either of them are, and don’t care in the slightest

  6. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    “look, I like shrimp…but something reeks like fish”

  7. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    so edgy…so brave

  8. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    I don’t know who this is, but I’ll assume she’s some innocent child in process of being chewed up by the Hollywood machine and being extruded out of some play-doh fun factory of the soul.

  9. Abbie Cornish Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    What weird tiny little feet she has. Cute Mary-Jane’s though.

    p.s. Yeah, I’m a straight black man who knows what Mary Jane’s are. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

  10. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    And at this point, the Genie spoke softly in Brett’s ear and said “if you’re not happy with your wish, just recall that I’m a Genie, and when you ask to hook up with “a wild 21 year old”, be mindful to be more specific”.

  11. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    wait, was this a desert before the photo was taken? this is crucial info.

  12. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    “ha, yeah, so I didn’t look too carefully below the hijab, you got me. I did totally get sucked off by your brother back there. lesson learned”

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    I’ll have the Bangers-and-Mash Brooks and coffee to go, please.

  14. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    Maria Shriver looks like shit

  15. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    This girl needs to eat some more food. That radial artery is creeping me out.

  16. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    so…this is her “i’m posing for a portrait” look?

  17. Nikki Reed Butt Yoga Pants
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    Less than zero.

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    so…is she retired now?

  19. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
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    *seal barking noise*

  20. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    Gee…never would have guessed she’s in New Jersey

  21. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Jugster
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    If you covered her head, you wouldn’t be able to tell if this was the front or the back.

  22. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    You are as gay as a $3 bill if you don’t get off on her.

  23. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
    oldfool
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    Is that the raccoon with the machine gun?

  24. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
    Shelby
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    Ew.

  25. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
    coljack
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    She looks like she’s getting ready to film The Biography of Annette Bening – chapter 4 or 5, judging by the length of the hair.

  26. Larry King Resting Head On Shawn Kings Shoulder
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    “Honey, I could just die in your arms tonight.”

    “Oh, Larry, you old romantic.”

    “No, I mean I think it might finally be my time to go.”

  27. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    Anyone need their fortune read? Anyone?

  28. Kate Hudson Mouth Open Bare Toned Midriff Watch What Happens Live
    Lou Braccant
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    I’ll tell you what happens live….he came all over her back

  29. Caitlin OConnor Bikini
    Lou Braccant
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    Anyone else get the feeling this will be the last known photo of her before her corpse washes up on the shore?

  30. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    You all got this picture wrong. This is actually the son introducing the concept of bathing to the father, not the other way around.

  31. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    She doesn’t even care to take the napkin off her collar in between meals.

  32. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
    The Mujahideen
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    this photo disturbs me in many ways:
    1. the fact that the female terrorist is wearing lipstick and
    has her forearm exposed
    2. that fact that she hasn’t used this opportunity to decapitate
    the ginger infidel
    3. the fact that the computer is running Windows Vista.

  33. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
    Hank E. Ring
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    Someones Grandma is here to pick them up.

  34. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
    Red Pants
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    The one on the right looks fake to me. I think she’s had little implants.

  35. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
    s45qu4tch
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    Godzilla!

  36. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    Nah! No stereotypes going on here.

  37. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
    Alyssa Milano
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    Suck Jay Mohr. I got even bigger this time around.

  38. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
    tlmck
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    “OK Hayley, for the next shot lets have you step back about 6 feet.”

  39. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    “Can I blow you…up?”

  40. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    She’s gorgeous. Always ha been.

  41. Karlie Kloss Taylor Swift Butt Tight Short Shorts
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    I want to do TS from behind.

  42. Larry King Resting Head On Shawn Kings Shoulder
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    The patient smile that says “Only a few more years”.

  43. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    She’s morphing into Camryn Manheim!

  44. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    Small man, big truck…. I wonder what’s that about …

  45. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Pants are too big, no sideboob, pass.

  46. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    By God she is the most beautifulest.

  47. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    Looks like a typical Marriage counseling session.

  48. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    What is she 30? And already has the grandma cut, you would be wise to run from this one.

  49. Luci Ford Sideboob Sidebutt Thigh High Boots Instagram
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    Fabulous picture, sadly this is a classic case of fake titties on an emaciated chick.

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