The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

July 22nd, 2014 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think of this post like it’s the afternoon snack that you know should be an apple, but is almost always candy and soda instead.

Diabetes. I’m saying that clicking through this post will give you diabetes in your brain,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Zooey Deschanel Butt Tight Cheetah Print Pants Rock The Kasbah Set
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    I wonder when She & Him are going to make a new album? The first two were good.

  2. Abbie Cornish Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    Home-wrecker.

  3. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
    Pickle Nose
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    Yay!

  4. Lady Gaga Topless Side Boob Butt Thong Onstage Costume Change Staples Center
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    …so, her new shocking act is to re-create visits to the ER?

  5. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
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    Scary blowjob face.

  6. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    …that’s not ice cream.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    Still beautiful. A little more meat on her bones is not a bad thing as her topless pics on the beach earlier this year proved.

  8. Karlie Kloss Taylor Swift Butt Tight Short Shorts
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    The sign saying “bitches” showed them where they needed to go.

  9. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    That baby isn’t going hungry, that’s for sure.

  10. Tony Parker Awkward Double Handshake Mouth Open
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    [cue "catty" sound effect]

  11. Adam Brody Leighton Meester Butt Daisy Dukes Walking Dogs
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    Too far away to appreciate Meester’s beautiful keester.

  12. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    “…no, son, it does’nt work on mommy, but you can try if you wanna…”

  13. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
    lol
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    jewish can’t eat clam. Its verboten

  14. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    I’m guessing her buff arms are from dealing with Charlie’s hellspawn.

  15. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    …nothing to see here …literally.

  16. Chadwick Boseman Get On Up Premiere
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    “…and now, i wanna ask your invisible friend; what’s it like working with chadwick?”

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    ♫Rubber ducky, you’re the one
    You make bath times lots of fun♫

  18. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    …my friend said her face looks like a retired boxer.

  19. Luci Ford Sideboob Sidebutt Thigh High Boots Instagram
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    …negrogenius, where are you?

    • Sorry JB, I blacked out after that picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt yesterday. When I came to this morning I realized I had actually stuck a cocktail fork in my eye. The bad news is that Blue Cross won’t cover it under “Act Of God” since they assume it was self-inflicted. The good news — my astigmatism is fixed!

  20. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    …i want her & megahn mccain to tag-team me…

  21. Zooey Deschanel Butt Tight Cheetah Print Pants Rock The Kasbah Set
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    …i just don’t get it with this chick.

  22. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
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    …jesus …was ‘house bunny’ THAT long ago?

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    …looks about right to me.

  24. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    …kinda fitting she’s dressing like a pack of starburst.

  25. Adam Brody Leighton Meester Butt Daisy Dukes Walking Dogs
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    …wait …is this same chick with bikini butt pics? what did he do to her???

  26. Caitlin OConnor Bikini
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    …ok, NOW she’s got my attention…

  27. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    “Please don’t puke in the car Lady..”

  28. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
    DrJ Fever
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    Got to wonder what the cooter tat looks like now.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    Trying to duck the paps?

  30. Tony Parker Awkward Double Handshake Mouth Open
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    How do you say “That’s not how you give someone the ‘shocker’ in French?”

  31. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    Jeez, are we sure KITT wasn’t the father?

  32. Chadwick Boseman Get On Up Premiere
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    “What? I didn’t take no picture of a hot dog stand in Italy. Fuck off.

  33. Kate Hudson Mouth Open Bare Toned Midriff Watch What Happens Live
    Voice of Reisling
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    She’s McGowan-ing.

  34. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    ..spotted coming out of the maternity store in the convent: “bun in the nun,” wearing her new purchase….

  35. Abbie Cornish Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    “I will gut you like a Cornish Game Hen.”

    *Ahem* “Gentlemen…”

  36. Anna Faris Screaming Guardians Of The Galaxy Premiere
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    I shaved my asshole. Look!

  37. Caitlin OConnor Bikini
    tom
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    worst last 5 ever

  38. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    Anyone seen Keith Richards lately? Is he becoming a giantblonde woman? Hmmmmm.

  39. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    Who?

  40. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    She’s been relatively quiet for a while. Less Kim, more Krupa.

  41. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
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    Ruined :(

  42. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    She’s a fug.

  43. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
    kushiro
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    This Willy Wonka remake does not look good at all.

  44. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    What’s that all over her face? Boy, if I had a nicklel…

  45. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    There’s ice cream in the window of the shop.
    What a drippy, sticky mess all over the floor.
    Hey! That’s the name of her sex tape. I get it.

  46. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    I was so in love with her when she was on “Who’s the Boss”. My first crush.

  47. Luci Ford Sideboob Sidebutt Thigh High Boots Instagram
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    She gives great sideboob.

  48. Tony Parker Awkward Double Handshake Mouth Open
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    Someone out of the shot must be wearing something cute.

  49. Abbie Cornish Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    I’d like to see Cornish’s cornhole.

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