The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

July 22nd, 2014 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think of this post like it’s the afternoon snack that you know should be an apple, but is almost always candy and soda instead.

Diabetes. I’m saying that clicking through this post will give you diabetes in your brain,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    I swear to God, my wife just walked in the room, looked over my shoulder at this, said, “turtle, turtle”, and walked out again. Keeper.

  2. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    So very ruined.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    “That’s right, I don’t give a shit if Internet nerds want to fuck me anymore.”
    “We still want to fuck you.”
    “Goddamnit, do you want me to date Jeremy Piven again?”

  4. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
    satan'srighthand74
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    Looks like a love for cheeseburgers runs in the family

  5. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    “You either re-create your “Wrecking Ball” music video replacing the ball and sledgehammer with giant shrimp or GTFO.”

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    Butt Quack..

  7. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    “You either re-create your “Wrecking Ball” music video replacing the ball and sledgehammer with giant shrimp or GTFO.”

  8. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Yes. Yes I would.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    There’s a joke, here, about over inflated plastic.

  10. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    She such a beautiful woman. The ice cream is blocking the best part.

  11. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Doctor_Joystick
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    10 seconds earlier, that was a rainforest.

  12. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Derpface Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I made it here! No crashes for me!”

  13. Tony Parker Awkward Double Handshake Mouth Open
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    Yep. Totally straight.

  14. Chadwick Boseman Get On Up Premiere
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    “Are you playing the falcon in the Avengers 2 next summer?

  15. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    Thank you, Brandy. You’re a classless, moronic harpy. But you’ve got a great ass. And that’s worth something. So thanks for sharing it with us, albeit under a veil of sheer black material (and shame and self-loathing). Gotta love RHOBH! They’ve all given us so much.

  16. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    Harry’s just chuckling because he zapped a few of her cousins during his two tours in Afghanistan.

  17. Chadwick Boseman Get On Up Premiere
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    “Why is Jackie Robinson called James Brown in this movie? And why did he quit baseball for music?”

  18. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
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    A fashion icon, ladies and gentlemen.

  19. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
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    What would Uncle Jesse think?

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    Does she giggle if you poke her in the belly?

  21. Lady Gaga Topless Side Boob Butt Thong Onstage Costume Change Staples Center
    Dox
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    “Now serving B-36″

  22. Karlie Kloss Taylor Swift Butt Tight Short Shorts
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    Okay, but which one is which?

  23. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    She’s about seven or eight months pregnant. This isn’t the “After” photo, as in Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  24. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
    Dox
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    That dress vaguely reminds me of an acid trip I once took.

  25. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
    yourmom
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    “Um, Prince Harry, I’m pretty sure I saw your dic pic online…”

  26. Karlie Kloss Taylor Swift Butt Tight Short Shorts
    PassingTrue
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    Taylor does fill out shorts nicely. Hers look good as well.

  27. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
    Dox
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    Thanks Fish.
    Another adolescent fantasy completely destroyed.
    You ass.

  28. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    “Are you going to roofie me or what?

  29. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
    Jackmac
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    Let me guess – the obnoxious SUV behind her is her ride.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
    Dox
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    Duck says quack.

    Or something…..

  31. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    dis how chicken open door

  32. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
    Brooks
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    Heroin Chic is back?

    Shit.

  33. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    “Never nailed an Arab chick before. That’s about to change”

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    This doesn’t look nearly as good as the pictures she posts of herself to Instagram. I think this photographer is photoshopping the picture to make Kelly Brook look fat.

  35. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    If she keeps eating all that ice cream, the next selfies will be in granny panties.

  36. Lady Gaga Topless Side Boob Butt Thong Onstage Costume Change Staples Center
    karen
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    Speaking of the cutting of turds…

  37. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    I’d love to come home to this.

  38. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    The boobs are a good distraction from her face, until you realize it’s Jwow

  39. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
    karen
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    She’s got the “brooding Euro dude” look down perfectly.

  40. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
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    She she birthed the future King/Queen douche yet?

  41. Larry King Resting Head On Shawn Kings Shoulder
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    You know how insurance companies use actuaries to determine how long someone will live?

    She fucking hates actuaries!

  42. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
    karen
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    Poor thing, holding a fart in for so long…

  43. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
    Batman
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    Best bullet I ever dodged.

  44. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    Black is the new fat.

  45. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    She’s always had a quirky kind of beauty to her. After seeing “Secretary” I know for sure that I would.

  46. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Derpface Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Timothy
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    “The operation to add a third arm was a huge success. Thanks for asking!”

  47. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    When you’re this big, weaning black and white isn’t a good idea. Cows are black and white.

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
    Andy
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    “Simon sez put your hands on a fat ass…wait, what?”

  49. Luci Ford Sideboob Sidebutt Thigh High Boots Instagram
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    Very sexy. I love the thigh high socks and side boob.

  50. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    They say black is slimming. They lied.

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