The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

July 22nd, 2014 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think of this post like it’s the afternoon snack that you know should be an apple, but is almost always candy and soda instead.

Diabetes. I’m saying that clicking through this post will give you diabetes in your brain,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You guys go on ahead; I’ll hang with these girls for a minute.

  2. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
    Short Round
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    Did we just find Brett Ratner’s limit? Looks like it.

  3. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    How sad is it that this is the most normal Miley has been in…well…EVER?

  4. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Aaaand, we’re back.

  5. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    There go any traces of life left in that desert

  6. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Derpface Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I’m Groot!”

  7. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Derpface Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Could… Could it be that he’s been a “special” person this whole time and his movie dialogue comprises the extent of his actual vocabulary?

  8. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    “Hi, so this is a magic shop and all so could you guys make a spell to delete some pics from the internet and get me my Disney job back?
    {Highest level of laughter ever witnessed in Disney ensues]

  9. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    Now THAT’S class!

  10. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    Wait…so Price Harry is in the next Star Wars movie?

  11. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    5 minutes later, the real house owners came home. She barely got away.

  12. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
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    Never one to be out-hipstered by her sister, Mary-Kate “borrows” one of the holocaust prisoner uniforms from a local museum and uses it as a scarf.

  13. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    “…and then I reached out like this but quickly realized that that Diane wasn’t there–it was Richard Simmons. He told me to stop but I kept reaching. The next thing I knew I was waking up in a Bangkok hotel in a tub of ice. All in all it was still better than working with Brian Singer.”

  14. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    Demian, to your left…more…almost there…

  15. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Short Round
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    She’s so artsy. You just see a disturbed half-naked girl in the desert. But the desert really represents the empty void of space where her soul should be and the idiotic stupidity of being in the desert without water and clothes.

  16. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    Miley? Shrimp or get the fuck out.

  17. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    Now are you sure your extremely drunk friend can drive?
    I’d hate to disappoint the internet

  18. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Her ass is melting off

  19. Lady Gaga Topless Side Boob Butt Thong Onstage Costume Change Staples Center
    I'dDoThat
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    “SMELL THAT?! SMELL THAT?! THAT is the smell of success, young man. SUCCESS!!!”

  20. Prince Harry Sticking Out Tongue Bethnal Green Academy Visit
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    It’s part of a series of tests from the Palace to see how long he can go before texting a dick pic to the girl next to him.

  21. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Hold on…is this Alyssa Milano, or the thing that ate Alyssa Milano???

  22. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    “Daddy, mommy’s sleeping on the ground again.”
    “here go clean up, and through the bottles in the right bin this time.”

  23. Jionni LaValle Washing Car With Son Lorenzo
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    ..I was gonna correct the spelling of Through to Throw, but then thought fuckit, whats the odds that this guido could spell either of them right.

  24. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    JnotWoww

  25. Luci Ford Sideboob Sidebutt Thigh High Boots Instagram
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    She’s still overdressed.

  26. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
    nomnomnom
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    Maybe she’s auditioning for the villian in Rush Hour 4?

  27. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Derpface Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I just saved 15% by switching to Geico.

  28. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    More underwear selfies, please.

  29. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    Denise Richards is Sarah Conner.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bending Over Between Giant Inflatable Ducks
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    Duck…Duck…GOOSE!

  31. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
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    Mary Kate Biggums looks like she’s ready to suck a dick for crack.

  32. Joanna Krupa Butt Panties Instagram
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    I have a strange craving for drumsticks.

  33. Larry King Resting Head On Shawn Kings Shoulder
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    That’s a pretty small purse hand.

  34. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Pantssuit London Studio Portrait
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    Doing her best JLH impression.

  35. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    Looks like someone just tarter sauced in their pants.

  36. Miley Cyrus Kissing Brett Ratners Cheek Instagram
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    Anyway, like I was sayin’ Brett, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. Hell, you could rap shrimps up in papers and smoke ‘em.

  37. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Post Baby Body
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    She’s modeling the Gumar Collection.

  38. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Here’s from one flat desolate waste to another.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    … Was about to give her flack on her obvious (and totally sad) weight gain, but her boobs are undeniable still marvelous.
    So carry on, Kelly; love you!

    • MarketingMike

      She may be a little heavier now, but I’ll bet it’s a much smoother
      ride, with a lot better traction. We just need to pry her away
      from steroid guy.

    • Everyone commenting on her being hot really are fucking morons.
      She is a 7 in any town USA.

  40. Mary Kate Olsen Squatting On Sidewalk Smoking Cigarette
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    A heroin habit? You got it, dude!

  41. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage
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    Those seem bigger

  42. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    This reminds me of my parents before they divorced.

  43. Brandi Glanville Butt Thong See Through Dress Drunk Stumbling Into Car
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    She looks a little tense to me.

  44. Miley Cyrus Topless Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Obi Wan Kanblowme
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    Mos Cyrus Space Port. You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious…

  45. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Those are some beautiful turd cutters.

  46. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Frozen Yogurt The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley
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    I thought she preferred chocolate.

  47. Demian Bichir Reaching Over Diane Kruger The Bridge Panel FX Summer TCA Tour
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    Must…not…touch…titty.

  48. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
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    You know.

  49. Alyssa Milano Nipple Huge Pregnant Belly
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    She’s seen a recent picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Right?!

  50. Lady Gaga Topless Side Boob Butt Thong Onstage Costume Change Staples Center
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    “Don Zaloog’s Lady Gaga ganbang fantasy.” fixed that for you.

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