The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13

July 2nd, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again brings the Final Five out of retirement for two reasons. 1.) Apparently Beyonce will only approve photos of her butt if ILM stages it. 2.) This photobomb masterpiece that proves not only is Antoine Dodson still super gay, but he’s also the real architect of the Internet. I bow to you sir, and thank you for all the porn cat videos. I love cats.

We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt expanding her services to couples, Bertney going braless again, and Chris Martin officially replacing Jude Law as our ambiguously gay/drunk/confused British guy.

Sex. These two are warming up for the sex they constantly have all the time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
    Commented on this photo:

    “Alright …. who stole my pocket ?”

  2. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
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    “Damn this grass is ….. DELICIOUS “

  3. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    Pablo Chambrero
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    Lil Wayne thinks Beyonce is just FABULOUS!

  4. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    “Did somebody say free buffet ?”

  5. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
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    Who??

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    hahaHA
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    those people are probably her age…

  7. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    It would be more appropriate if that shirt read “Ain’t gravity a bitch?”

  8. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    bitmedoughboy
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    Just more of her to love….a lot more….really….I mean there is enough of her here to make to more people!

  9. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    .TheWatcher
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    She was wearing 4 inch heels when she started walking, but the city made her remove them as the heels made thousands of little hole that were damaging concrete, and buried utilities….

  10. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    Icehawg
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    She’s auditioning for the role of “Young Jabba” in the new Star Wars perhaps?

  11. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    Oh I'm wicked
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    When did Shamu get breasts and feet?

  12. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Pixellated is a good look for her.

  13. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    Later
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    “Is this the whore i hired? I specifically said no tattoos, no giant dolphin forehead”

  14. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Did she eat the cast of The Mindy Project? Good lord!

  15. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
    Qmak
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    “No no…follow through when you throw your phone at the common people. Again!”

  16. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
    Ladypants
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    Come on, no spoiler alert before revealing the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race?

  17. That Rihanna skank looks like 40 miles of bad road.

  18. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    awkward turtle
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    “Andre! Where’s Andre? Somebody tell Andre that the $10,000 quote doesn’t include going down on grandma. I’m not saying I won’t do it, I’m just saying it will cost extra.”

  19. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    Freebie
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    Is she pregnant?

  20. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    Freebie
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    Its a bitch getting old.

  21. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
    awkward turtle
    Commented on this photo:

    Showing only a hint of the disappointment that is eating her up on the inside, Wendy grabbed her flowers, walked out strongly with a proud grin, and promised herself she would work even harder to win Miss Tranny Universe next year.

  22. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    awkward turtle
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    “Dahling, I would never have agreed to come to this event if I knew they allowed black people.”

  23. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    You better hope those Steubenville guys ain’t around!!!

  24. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Maybe I’m racist, but the chicks in all the last 7 pics look alike.

  25. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
    Commented on this photo:

    “Right before his final breakdown, Crowe took to beating people with a ten-year-old child he carried around for that express purpose.”

  26. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture satisfied a need in my soul that I didn’t even know I had.

  27. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    Better go unlock my door for Kate Beckinsale’s imminent arrival, since apparently dreams are now manifesting themselves in reality.

  28. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    papastryfe
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    Muppet Photobomb

  29. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    Everybody has an aunt in their family that looks just like her; and they live with 3 cats (1 of whom is named Socks); and they watch reruns of Law & Order, and they are always with their special friend, “Linda”.

  30. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    “Bring me solo and the wookie”

  31. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    Pecas
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    For every old man and his gold-digging blond girlfriend, there’s always some Joker-wannabe photobombing the shot…

  32. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Mr. Collar Skeletor.

  33. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    Looks like she likes the ladies now. Got that bull dyke thing going on. It matches her voice.

  34. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Looks like Mr. Carter has used that ass for bongo drums…at least once.

  35. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Is that a dude that just lost his shit at her concert? Or is it a girl?

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    negative zero
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    Nazi bastard

  37. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    lola
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    im so confused

  38. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
    Just_as_It_IS
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    Dude looks like a lady…

  39. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    “This is the last time I go pan-handling.”

  40. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    Zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure that’s not Britney?

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