The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13

July 2nd, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again brings the Final Five out of retirement for two reasons. 1.) Apparently Beyonce will only approve photos of her butt if ILM stages it. 2.) This photobomb masterpiece that proves not only is Antoine Dodson still super gay, but he’s also the real architect of the Internet. I bow to you sir, and thank you for all the porn cat videos. I love cats.

We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt expanding her services to couples, Bertney going braless again, and Chris Martin officially replacing Jude Law as our ambiguously gay/drunk/confused British guy.

Sex. These two are warming up for the sex they constantly have all the time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    “Dude, remember when your Mom was hot?”

  2. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    “Nothing cures a case of the beatdowns quite like a healthy dose of my old friend, Tolstoy, and a cup of Nepalese tea, brewed from the tears of Maoist rebels. You know what I mean, right Kate?”

  3. Malin Akerman Nipples Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    Does she dress like she’s going to a premier even when she’s just going to the grocery store?

  4. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    Melissa McCarthy is starting to look a little haggered, here.

  5. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    It’s pics like these that remind me why I never got girls like that. Way too much work.

  6. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
    EricLR
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    Looks like one of his fellow actors got a little too method when they told him he would be playing one of the good people.

  7. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    Goose
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    Is this the worst wax museum in the world? VICE thinks so!

  8. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
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    No mater what you think, this guys got great tits.

  9. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    No mater what you think, this guys got great ti… sorry, I feel like I may be repeating myself.

  10. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
    EricLR
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    Just back away slowly and DO NOT make eye contact!

  11. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
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    I don’t know, maybe Beyonce’ is past her prime.

  12. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    if she were to remake body heat, it would need to be called body beat.

  13. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    Romancing the Boulder

  14. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    How is it that a real life photo looks totally photoshopped?!

  15. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    EricLR
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    Will someone PLEASE buy that poor girl a bra??

  16. Coco Cleavage Ripped Abs Legs Working Out Instagram
    alex
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    Looking at Coco is like wearing virtual reality glasses….the proportions are all messed up.

  17. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Hide your kids, hide your wife!

  18. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    “Excuse me, ma’am? We just wanted you to know that you’ve been watching a Wal-Mart Beyonce this entire time. What did you think of our sing-over?”

  19. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    EricLR
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    She’s trying out for the part of Lena Dunham in the musical adaptation of “Girls.”

  20. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    Looks like fun. I can think of worse was to spend my idle time than playing physical childhood games all over a hot ripped dude. They need a decorator though. The interior lacks sparkle.

    • Sven Golly

      That TV in the corner is 19″ and COLOR. Those danged lucky celebs have state-of-the-art everything.

      • Well, it looks like some cabin in the woods somewhere. You can tell because the wood planks are horizontal. If it were vertical, then it would just be the paneling on a porn set.

      • When a guy looks that good, he should have whatever he wants. Flabby guys – not so much. There’s no excuse for a guy looking like some kind of melon.

      • You seriously have not once looked at his face, have you? There’s a reason he’s named for a fish.

  21. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    catapostrophe
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    She’s got the body of a writer.

  22. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
    EricLR
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    Can you point at the dead hooker, son? Good boy!

  23. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
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    Looks like the T-1000 won anyway.

  24. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    cc
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    Didn’t Jerry Falwell say one of these was gay?

  25. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    rospo
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    ”See Madame, this is why I wear sunglasses and glowes all the time – no eye contact and no physical contact with bacteria like THIS”

  26. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Her eyebrows looked too fat so she stapled them to her forehead.

  27. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Jim Henson would be rolling over in his grave if he knew his muppets were being used this way.

  28. Kelly Brook Stepping In Dogshit Taking Stock Set
    cc
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    Oh noooo, I stepped in another pool of semen. Why does this keep happening to me?

  29. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    “Slater Trout”? Seriously? That’s a human being’s name?

  30. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    The wardrobe people on her show deserve some recognition. They really put in the work covering her in more and more coats, hats, scarves, jackets, blankets, and whatever else as the season went on and she expanded.

    Clearly she thought they just wanted her to be warm.

  31. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
    cc
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    When he got home, Gwyneth made him soak in a tub of Agraria Bitter Orange luxury bath soap … for a two days.

  32. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    Juch
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    “Why does this woman keep asking me to design fashions that hide bruises?”

  33. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
    cc
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    I liked Miley’s version better.

  34. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Guarantee he’s calling her fat in German.

  35. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    “Vell dis is lofley girl. Does she accept Euros?”

  36. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
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    “Hey son, I threw your goldfish in here. Yep, right there. Next time I have to ask you twice to fetch me a scotch it’ll be the dog. You little prick.”

  37. Adrien Brody Hayden Christensen American Heist Set
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    Fun fact: Adrien Brody is 8 feet tall.

  38. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    Lemmiwinks
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    Needs stilts to avoid walking on her own tits. She reached the Goldie Hawn stage in a fraction of the time.

  39. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    Lemmiwinks
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    Britney suddenly looks better, huh?

  40. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    rantatonne
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    I thought it was called a Cattle Drive when they move.

  41. Kelly Brook Stepping In Dogshit Taking Stock Set
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    “I HAVE FEET???”

  42. Coco Cleavage Ripped Abs Legs Working Out Instagram
    anonymous
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    Someone should tell Coco that machine is archiac and useless. The only thing that does is destroy your knees.

  43. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    kurgen99
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    OOOPHHAA.

  44. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    I expect her to be saying “TWO WEEKS!” in a Germanic but ultimately inscrutable and weird accent.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
    Harry
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    Who is taking the picture?

  46. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
    ruckus
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    Ladies and Gentlemen! Your official 2016 Olympic Twerk Team!

  47. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    Did they open the Ark onstage?

    • crb

      No, but apparently BOTH The Magna Carta and The Holy Grail are set to emerge from one or both of her orifices,

      hence the terrified expresson on the Nazi.

  48. Coco Cleavage Ripped Abs Legs Working Out Instagram
    ruckus
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    No one wants to ever see how the sausages are made.

  49. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
    Captain Kickass
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    Love his parents for naming him Slater Trout. He sounds like the rich prick in a John Hughes film.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    The things you do for entertainment when you are locked up in a cabin with no internet and a shitty TV that only gets 2 channels… Well, THIS gives me an idea.

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