The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.19.11

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring people like Catherine Zeta-Jones who don’t look like a manatee of war in a goddamn bikini: Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump is getting bigger while I’m pretty sure January Jones’ baby is shrinking because it doesn’t have dad, Michael Bolton can’t do anything that doesn’t immediately make me sing, “Davy Jones, giant squid,” and Al Pacino really shouldn’t be driving at night.

I’ve always wondered, do little people smoke whole cigarettes or do they just cut them half?

- The Superficial

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