Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
there should be some standard on here Fish. at least 3 people should know who someone is before posting a picture.
She just sharted.
It’s Officer Trudy Weigel
Ralph Malph needs to go on a diet!
what makes a guy wanna put his tongue in a place where he would never, ever think of putting his tongue normally?
She and Octomom could make a twins porno. Ew, conjoined twins, even. There might be a market for that, somewhere. Probably Utah.
I’ve never been so sexually attracted to another man.
Redd Foxx is still alive? Who knew.
“Unbelievable. I still can’t get that ‘Fahk you, thundah’ song outaa my head.”
SO Travolta says to me I’ll give you $10k if I can massage your little Joe…
No joke, I clicked this picture and thought it was a chick …
Is it just me or does her noes look bigger since the short cut and also, her dress appears to be defying gravity…crazy glue?
“I told you to CONTAIN THE TONGUE, contain the tongue dude, how many frakkin times!!!!!”
She’s such a pretty lil thing…is the crotch scratching necessary?!?
“I’m just going to fondle your sole for a second, don’t get mad ok!!
The Joker!!!! Alive and well MOFOs!!!
Shit, cramps suck!!
GET THIS CUNT OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!
Anne Hathaway of confusing the hell out of my penis.
Not impressive until you realize he is balancing the mic stand on his erection.
I think he and Ellen Degeneres have the same swagger coach.
Just do…what?
I voted for her.
You know what he calls his balls? The Funky Bunch.
Fucking scary, no amount of money!!! I dont care
Hey anyone else want to write a joker comment?
I’d throw the bone to her and question my sexuality afterwards.
I’d throw her the dick. Wait… what?
Worlds only porn star with Down’s Syndrome.
incredibly gorgeous. my fave VS model (after candice)
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Is that the guy from the Mighty Boosh?
Body built for porn face built for radio.
Looks like Carmen electra
Misfits hair
Every time he sucks on a straw (or…something), he has to pinch off the end of his wiener or it whistles.
If you push both of those doorbells at once her voice goes up an entire octave.
After googling about I find that this woman is far hotter than I had originally thought…
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from supermodel to less than average, fat old ass….. she really needs to tighten it up
Move over, Peter North. There’s a new Cumshot King in town.
muito bom so fotos lindassssssssssssssss.
All she needs is a tan and a long haired wig.