The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bethenny Frankel
    little turtle head
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    FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    mrsmass
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    there should be some standard on here Fish. at least 3 people should know who someone is before posting a picture.

  3. Jennifer Lopez
    Lita
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    She just sharted.

  4. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    It’s Officer Trudy Weigel

  5. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    bdog821
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    Ralph Malph needs to go on a diet!

  6. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    BDAY55
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    what makes a guy wanna put his tongue in a place where he would never, ever think of putting his tongue normally?

  7. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She and Octomom could make a twins porno. Ew, conjoined twins, even. There might be a market for that, somewhere. Probably Utah.

  8. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Troy Polamalu
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    I’ve never been so sexually attracted to another man.

  9. Samuel L. Jackson
    Roseanne Barr
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    Redd Foxx is still alive? Who knew.

  10. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    Josephus
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    “Unbelievable. I still can’t get that ‘Fahk you, thundah’ song outaa my head.”

  11. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    AndyMayberry
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    SO Travolta says to me I’ll give you $10k if I can massage your little Joe…

  12. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    No joke, I clicked this picture and thought it was a chick …

  13. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    squishy
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    Is it just me or does her noes look bigger since the short cut and also, her dress appears to be defying gravity…crazy glue?

  14. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    squishy
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    “I told you to CONTAIN THE TONGUE, contain the tongue dude, how many frakkin times!!!!!”

  15. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    squishy
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    She’s such a pretty lil thing…is the crotch scratching necessary?!?

  16. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    squishy
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    “I’m just going to fondle your sole for a second, don’t get mad ok!!

  17. Bethenny Frankel
    squishy
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    The Joker!!!! Alive and well MOFOs!!!

  18. Jennifer Lopez
    squishy
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    Shit, cramps suck!!

  19. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Lou Braccant
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    GET THIS CUNT OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!

  20. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Anne Hathaway of confusing the hell out of my penis.

  21. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
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    Not impressive until you realize he is balancing the mic stand on his erection.

  22. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    I think he and Ellen Degeneres have the same swagger coach.

  23. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    Just do…what?

  24. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
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    I voted for her.

  25. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
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    You know what he calls his balls? The Funky Bunch.

  26. Bethenny Frankel
    JT
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    Fucking scary, no amount of money!!! I dont care

    Hey anyone else want to write a joker comment?

  27. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    harshfucker420
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    I’d throw the bone to her and question my sexuality afterwards.

  28. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    harshfucker420
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    I’d throw her the dick. Wait… what?

  29. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    harshfucker420
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    Worlds only porn star with Down’s Syndrome.

  30. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
    lily
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    incredibly gorgeous. my fave VS model (after candice)

  31. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    This post has been brought to you by the letter “S”.

  32. Bethenny Frankel
    bethy
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    Is that the guy from the Mighty Boosh?

  33. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    Body built for porn face built for radio.

  34. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    me
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    Looks like Carmen electra

  35. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    me
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    Misfits hair

  36. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    Every time he sucks on a straw (or…something), he has to pinch off the end of his wiener or it whistles.

  37. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    If you push both of those doorbells at once her voice goes up an entire octave.

  38. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    After googling about I find that this woman is far hotter than I had originally thought…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20/Anna Safroncik 3-340_496.jpg[/img]

  39. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    Grandpoobah
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    from supermodel to less than average, fat old ass….. she really needs to tighten it up

  40. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Fingergod
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    Move over, Peter North. There’s a new Cumshot King in town.

  41. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
    Jadyon caiado
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    muito bom so fotos lindassssssssssssssss.

  42. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Jaime
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    All she needs is a tan and a long haired wig.

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