Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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“I’ll have you know that I am NOT nor have I ever been a prostitute. I am an actress and former candidate for governor, who maintains an ethical lifestyle, free of alcohol and drugs…Twenty-five dollars. Each.”
“Markie has a tummy ache and is about to barf…so everyone go away.”
Looks like he’s testing a new sophisticated steering system. It’s going to be installed in the new Toyota I hear.
Great looking hooters. Too bad they’re fakes. But it really wouldn’t make any difference ‘cuz she’s still pretty wrecked.
While strolling through Palmaria, Italy, Samuel L. Jackson serendipitously came upon the only black woman in the whole town.
What a wonderful surprise!
Actually, I’m quite impressed! Congrats, young lady!
If she tried any harder her back would break
Woof.
One of my favorite people watching games is “European or Gay?” In this case I’m going with both for the better part of the audience.
Samantha Ronson looks surprisingly vibrant.
“Huh…it doesn’t appear as if they’re saying hi to their mothers for me. Curious.”
“Is that her real hair? Gotta be a mother fuckin’ weave. Definitely a weave.”
mmmmmmmmmm tastes like Bacon
Wham : the next generation
he’s filming ‘Food Court – the movie’
she’s never heard “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass!” because it always does.
more like ‘Lovehandles’
wearing 2 Keds.
why are they wearing each other’s shoes?
That dress is just a gentle breeze away from full wardrobe malfunction.
Liza Minelli just felt the sudden urge to rip a bottle of pills from her bag
It’s supposed to be Australia’s Got Talent but somehow by correcting you it just makes it more wrong. Now get that Bieber out of our country!
We’ve secretly replaced their Emma Watson with Anne Hathaway. Let see if they notice.
Miss Vulcan 2012
She just doesn’t work for me. She looks all right but nothing special.
she don’t look bad with short hair but the plastered makeup is bad. they put so much on her face yet the bags under eyes are still visible, look unhealthy…pale and tired
She needs to gain more weight. When she was on Real Housewives she was a bit fuller and her face didn’t have those terrible lines.
Overtly overdone delusional body makeovers just don’t turn the crank for me. I like all natural women not those filled with sandbags.
I told Casper that he was in way too deep, that hurts like a Mother———-.
God help us. People are struggling but they are having a great time.
This is why you do not drink a keg right before a performance.
Shaken, not stirred.
Yeast infections do get a little itchy from time to time…
He Barack, we’re a couple of swells. Well yes, Joe, yes indeed we are.
Damn. The tits are the only thing saving this.
Romney actually thinks he has a chance? LOL!
That’s a huge bitch!
Oh fuck me, the’re making another “Paul Blart” movie?
they’re
“Hello Myra. On behalf of the fapping community (of which we are all part) I welcome you to our collective spank banks. Here you will be making out and having sex with many different men and women. What’s that? You’re not into women? Well you are now.”
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Keep smiling. One fucking word and I’ll slit your throat. I’ve done it before.
I, like most people, could not stand this woman. But ever since she left Disney, I’ve been seeing her in a whole new light. There’s something about her.
It could be the fact that I want to fuck her, but I don’t think that’s it.
I thought they said the Joker wasn’t in “The Dark Knight Rises”
Holy fucking douchebag.
The pilot is grinning ear to ear with the prospect of FINALLY joining the mile high club – with himself in the rear bathroom.
Just lemme cinch up my camel toe here to get some press coverage.
Who? Absinthe Saline?
The Mighty Whore
PERFECT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!