The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
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    “I’ll have you know that I am NOT nor have I ever been a prostitute. I am an actress and former candidate for governor, who maintains an ethical lifestyle, free of alcohol and drugs…Twenty-five dollars. Each.”

  2. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
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    “Markie has a tummy ache and is about to barf…so everyone go away.”

  3. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
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    Looks like he’s testing a new sophisticated steering system. It’s going to be installed in the new Toyota I hear.

  4. Bethenny Frankel
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    Great looking hooters. Too bad they’re fakes. But it really wouldn’t make any difference ‘cuz she’s still pretty wrecked.

  5. Samuel L. Jackson
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    While strolling through Palmaria, Italy, Samuel L. Jackson serendipitously came upon the only black woman in the whole town.

  6. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    What a wonderful surprise!

  7. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    Actually, I’m quite impressed! Congrats, young lady!

  8. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    blah blah blah
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    If she tried any harder her back would break

  9. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Woof.

  10. Akon Spraying Champagne
    PirateHunter
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    One of my favorite people watching games is “European or Gay?” In this case I’m going with both for the better part of the audience.

  11. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    PirateHunter
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    Samantha Ronson looks surprisingly vibrant.

  12. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    PirateHunter
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    “Huh…it doesn’t appear as if they’re saying hi to their mothers for me. Curious.”

  13. Samuel L. Jackson
    PirateHunter
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    “Is that her real hair? Gotta be a mother fuckin’ weave. Definitely a weave.”

  14. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    mbcl
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    mmmmmmmmmm tastes like Bacon

  15. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    mbcl
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    Wham : the next generation

  16. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    mbcl
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    he’s filming ‘Food Court – the movie’

  17. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    mbcl
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    she’s never heard “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass!” because it always does.

  18. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    mbcl
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    more like ‘Lovehandles’

  19. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    mbcl
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    wearing 2 Keds.

  20. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    mbcl
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    why are they wearing each other’s shoes?

  21. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    rawfodog
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    That dress is just a gentle breeze away from full wardrobe malfunction.

  22. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Liza Minelli just felt the sudden urge to rip a bottle of pills from her bag

  23. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    It’s supposed to be Australia’s Got Talent but somehow by correcting you it just makes it more wrong. Now get that Bieber out of our country!

  24. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    We’ve secretly replaced their Emma Watson with Anne Hathaway. Let see if they notice.

  25. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Oz Matters
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    Miss Vulcan 2012

  26. Anna Safronick Bikini
    Mike
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    She just doesn’t work for me. She looks all right but nothing special.

  27. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    jeff
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    she don’t look bad with short hair but the plastered makeup is bad. they put so much on her face yet the bags under eyes are still visible, look unhealthy…pale and tired

  28. Bethenny Frankel
    Alicia
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    She needs to gain more weight. When she was on Real Housewives she was a bit fuller and her face didn’t have those terrible lines.

  29. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Radadoon
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    Overtly overdone delusional body makeovers just don’t turn the crank for me. I like all natural women not those filled with sandbags.

  30. Jennifer Lopez
    Radadoon
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    I told Casper that he was in way too deep, that hurts like a Mother———-.

  31. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    AndyDufresne
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    God help us. People are struggling but they are having a great time.

  32. Akon Spraying Champagne
    tlmck
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    This is why you do not drink a keg right before a performance.

  33. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    cc
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    Shaken, not stirred.

  34. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Brit
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    Yeast infections do get a little itchy from time to time…

  35. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Brit
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    He Barack, we’re a couple of swells. Well yes, Joe, yes indeed we are.

  36. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Damn. The tits are the only thing saving this.

  37. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
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    Romney actually thinks he has a chance? LOL!

  38. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    That’s a huge bitch!

  39. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    Oh fuck me, the’re making another “Paul Blart” movie?

  40. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    “Hello Myra. On behalf of the fapping community (of which we are all part) I welcome you to our collective spank banks. Here you will be making out and having sex with many different men and women. What’s that? You’re not into women? Well you are now.”

  41. Jennifer Lopez
    Ana
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    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  42. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    savedatwins
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    Keep smiling. One fucking word and I’ll slit your throat. I’ve done it before.

  43. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    I, like most people, could not stand this woman. But ever since she left Disney, I’ve been seeing her in a whole new light. There’s something about her.

    It could be the fact that I want to fuck her, but I don’t think that’s it.

  44. Bethenny Frankel
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    I thought they said the Joker wasn’t in “The Dark Knight Rises”

  45. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
    Quijibo
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    Holy fucking douchebag.

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    tidbit
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    The pilot is grinning ear to ear with the prospect of FINALLY joining the mile high club – with himself in the rear bathroom.

  47. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    tidbit
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    Just lemme cinch up my camel toe here to get some press coverage.

  48. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    tidbit
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    Who? Absinthe Saline?

  49. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    tidbit
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    The Mighty Whore

  50. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    little turtle head
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    PERFECT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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