Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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I knew those red beans and rice would catch up with me sooner or later…
Looks like you can get the Coco/Kardashian Spinal Make Over. “Only the sexy people are shaped like a dollar sign.”
I love her on iCarly…
Well, it’s a big step up from working with a monkey.
Politics really is Hollywood for ugly people…
Blossom got a boob job?
Oh my…I like everything that’s happening here. I hope she can sing.
She just had a baby.
Damn, girl.
I’ve never heard of her. This is just an excuse for this site to display T & A! That is not what the internet is about! Good Day Sir!
Actually, her name is Storm Large. Another Portland based musician who occasionally performs with the band Pink Martini. Over six feet tall. She will break you.
I think you mean, “She can cut glass.”
Was she on Rockstar INXS a few years back? If so, she was pretty good.
I didn’t think that was China Forbes.
No, she is not China Forbes. China had surgery on her vocal folds. I’ve seen the band performing with Storm. She’s good – but a little bit too sexy and kind of predictable – considering the type of band she’s in. China is more versatile. Storm is like “man eater”. The youngsters must prefer it this way, though.
Where’s his Bicycle seat?
Thor’s Hammer(ing this.)
(obligatory Joker reference)
Enviable body, face leaves much to be desired.
Hell of a Photoshop job. She’s not green anywhere and you can’t even tell she’s fighting Spiderman.
Why couldn’t I have been “Mr Voice Over”? I could have been balls deep in sweet, step-grand-daughter vagina…
Ever wonder what post boob reduction surgery Katy Perry would look like?
I’m not convinced this is a woman.
Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these motherfuckin’ waiters in this motherfuckin’ restaurant!
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
My First thought; see if the NEW Joker in Batman
She looks amazing. All of u guys are just jealous. And u know it.
Are her shoulders permanently hunched? She always looks like she’s flexing her shoulders up higher to lift her saggy boobs.
Her shoulders aren’t hunched. Her shirt has shoulder pads in it. No, I don’t know why, but then I’m not a fashion maven either.
Oh god! Don’t tell me THAT revolting 80′s look is coming back?
She raises her shoulders forward to make her collar bone stand out. Notice how she does that in most pictures.
Her and jwoww share a surgeon and he/she should shot out of a canon into space
DERRRRRRRRRRRRP.
“Fuuuuuuck I shouldn’t have had that 4th burrito…”
Clearly someone doesn’t understand the phrase “giving head.”
Should NOT have spent the night with Lohan
I am simply grossed out.
does this photo mean when he sucks on the straw, with his hand on his wang, there is some sort of reaction?
Ralphie you’ll put your eye out!
they look happy
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
She really needs to grow her hair back. She just doesn’t have the face to pull off short hair. She’s much MUCH hotter with it long.
With short hair she sort of looks like my neighbor’s 14 year old son.
Your neighbor’s son has a nice rack.
Why do all the guys in this picture look more into it than the girls?
I was thinking the same thing. Since Akon is giving them a golden-shower, his thoughts are mutual.
Sir Isaac Newton just sat up in his grave and proclaimed “I told you my third law was correct!”.
After pedaling 10 feet, Matt had to take a 3 hour nap before the next scene.
Jonah Hill from the waist up, Hugh Jackman from the waist down.
You know how old married couples start to look and dress alike?
He’s got one in the stroller and looks like he is trying to get number two in the oven.
Too bad she wasn’t around for that Soundgarden video “Blackhole Sun.” They could’ve saved money on the graphics.
That’s the face of complete and utter resignation. Sam Jackson does not give a fuck.
Must be looking in a mirror right now
front and back are perfectly symmetrical.
that’s how it’s done !
“What are you going to do? KILL me in my sleep???”
“What? No!”
My God, I cannot stand this slutty hillbilly and her obnoxious laugh…But I want her Pilates body.
Now that’s a healthy, womanly butt!
It’s like I’m staring at a boardwalk sketch artist’s rendering of a normal looking person.
If a chiropractor were to lay her down and straighten out her spine, I think we’d find that she’s actually about six and a half feet tall!
Hey, LeBlanc…keep your filthy ball scratchers off that woman. I saw her first!