The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez
    von
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    I knew those red beans and rice would catch up with me sooner or later…

  2. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Looks like you can get the Coco/Kardashian Spinal Make Over. “Only the sexy people are shaped like a dollar sign.”

  3. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
    Vladmir
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    I love her on iCarly…

  4. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    oldfool
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    Well, it’s a big step up from working with a monkey.

  5. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Vladmir
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    Politics really is Hollywood for ugly people…

  6. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    edamame
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    Blossom got a boob job?

  7. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    Vladmir
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    Oh my…I like everything that’s happening here. I hope she can sing.

  8. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    edamame
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    She just had a baby.
    Damn, girl.

  9. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I’ve never heard of her. This is just an excuse for this site to display T & A! That is not what the internet is about! Good Day Sir!

  10. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    PDXtech
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    Actually, her name is Storm Large. Another Portland based musician who occasionally performs with the band Pink Martini. Over six feet tall. She will break you.

  11. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Where’s his Bicycle seat?

  12. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    Vladmir
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    Thor’s Hammer(ing this.)

  13. Bethenny Frankel
    Vladmir
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    (obligatory Joker reference)

  14. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Enviable body, face leaves much to be desired.

  15. Bethenny Frankel
    Biscuit McViddy
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    Hell of a Photoshop job. She’s not green anywhere and you can’t even tell she’s fighting Spiderman.

  16. Samuel L. Jackson
    Vladmir
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    Why couldn’t I have been “Mr Voice Over”? I could have been balls deep in sweet, step-grand-daughter vagina…

  17. Anna Safronick Bikini
    Biscuit McViddy
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    Ever wonder what post boob reduction surgery Katy Perry would look like?

  18. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    I’m not convinced this is a woman.

  19. Samuel L. Jackson
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these motherfuckin’ waiters in this motherfuckin’ restaurant!

  20. Jennifer Lopez
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

  21. Bethenny Frankel
    Coyote
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    My First thought; see if the NEW Joker in Batman

  22. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Jenya88
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    She looks amazing. All of u guys are just jealous. And u know it.

  23. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Bob
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    Are her shoulders permanently hunched? She always looks like she’s flexing her shoulders up higher to lift her saggy boobs.

  24. Bethenny Frankel
    Michelle
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    Her and jwoww share a surgeon and he/she should shot out of a canon into space

  25. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
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    DERRRRRRRRRRRRP.

  26. Jennifer Lopez
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    “Fuuuuuuck I shouldn’t have had that 4th burrito…”

  27. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Clearly someone doesn’t understand the phrase “giving head.”

  28. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Frankie
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    Should NOT have spent the night with Lohan

  29. Akon Spraying Champagne
    sitsdeep
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    I am simply grossed out.

  30. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    sitsdeep
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    does this photo mean when he sucks on the straw, with his hand on his wang, there is some sort of reaction?

  31. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    JK
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    Ralphie you’ll put your eye out!

  32. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    sitsdeep
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    they look happy

  33. Bethenny Frankel
    JK
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    You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  34. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Anonymous
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    She really needs to grow her hair back. She just doesn’t have the face to pull off short hair. She’s much MUCH hotter with it long.

    With short hair she sort of looks like my neighbor’s 14 year old son.

  35. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Frunken
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    Why do all the guys in this picture look more into it than the girls?

  36. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Sir Isaac Newton just sat up in his grave and proclaimed “I told you my third law was correct!”.

  37. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    tlmck
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    After pedaling 10 feet, Matt had to take a 3 hour nap before the next scene.

  38. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    Frunken
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    Jonah Hill from the waist up, Hugh Jackman from the waist down.

  39. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    JungleRed
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    You know how old married couples start to look and dress alike?

  40. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    tlmck
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    He’s got one in the stroller and looks like he is trying to get number two in the oven.

  41. Bethenny Frankel
    JungleRed
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    Too bad she wasn’t around for that Soundgarden video “Blackhole Sun.” They could’ve saved money on the graphics.

  42. Samuel L. Jackson
    JungleRed
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    That’s the face of complete and utter resignation. Sam Jackson does not give a fuck.

  43. Jennifer Lopez
    tlmck
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    Must be looking in a mirror right now

  44. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    anonym
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    front and back are perfectly symmetrical.

    that’s how it’s done !

  45. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    BAHAH
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    “What are you going to do? KILL me in my sleep???”
    “What? No!”

  46. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    BAHAH
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    My God, I cannot stand this slutty hillbilly and her obnoxious laugh…But I want her Pilates body.

  47. Anna Safronick Bikini
    BAHAH
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    Now that’s a healthy, womanly butt!

  48. Bethenny Frankel
    lpdub
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    It’s like I’m staring at a boardwalk sketch artist’s rendering of a normal looking person.

  49. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    If a chiropractor were to lay her down and straighten out her spine, I think we’d find that she’s actually about six and a half feet tall!

  50. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    Hey, LeBlanc…keep your filthy ball scratchers off that woman. I saw her first!

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