The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    kimmykimkim
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    He should be clubbed to death for that footwear.

  2. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    realist
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    Mary Carey and Mariah Carey. Twins Separated at Birth???

  3. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    You know how fat you gotta be to break a sweat on an escalator? This fat, you have to be this fat.

  4. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Mike
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    FYI: The rash on your neck is from the coat hanger you left in the shirt.

  5. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    Mr. Poop
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    Looks like a mother grabbing her daughters ass

  6. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Absolutely disgusting.

  7. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
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    This is the only picture we get from the TDKR premiere last night? Sheesh. I walked past the venue on my way home last night and was literally three feet away from Nestor Carbonell on the sidewalk. Next time I’ll think about taking a picture and sending it to you.

  8. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Mike
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    Short of photoshopping Tom Cruise in the picture you couldn’t make it any gayer.

  9. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
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    Bath salts…

  10. Anna Safronick Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    I like this angle.

  11. Samuel L. Jackson
    justin
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    motherfucker!! i’m a motherfuckin movie star and this is the shit i’m motherfuckin fucking! That’s some bullshit!

  12. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    whyme
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    damn those fires look flat

  13. Anna Safronick Bikini
    popwilleatitself
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    Heavenly.

  14. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Stupid
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    She is the ugliest woman on the planet.

  15. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    lily
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    sometimes i think she looks gorgeous…other times not. shes a tricky one

  16. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    lily
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    i know everyone drawn to the boobage, but i love her athletic toned shoulders!

  17. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    Stupid
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    Who!!!!!

  18. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    lily
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    clearly over exaggerating the pose. too much for my taste, but she looks toned at least

  19. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    lily
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    LOL goofballs

  20. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Stupid
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    Who!!!!

  21. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    lily
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    DISGUSTING. thought it was coco.

  22. Bethenny Frankel
    Stupid
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    Looks like Two-Face Tommy Lee Jones.

  23. Akon Spraying Champagne
    El Jefe
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    Pretty sure that is Ray J.

  24. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    El Jefe
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    Performing what, gay porn?

  25. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    El Jefe
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    That Neutrogena cream is working wonders on Ellen, she is looking much younger these days.

  26. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Yes, I think I will have a martini please.

  27. BrandiLye

    Yup, you look like Audrey. Now change your hair back!

  28. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    El Jefe
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    Delicious little body getting ruined by more shitty tattoos everyday.

  29. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
    El Jefe
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    Is this idiot about to start back up Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

  30. Jennifer Lopez
    El Jefe
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    Another case of semen poisoning.

  31. Anna Safronick Bikini
    El Jefe
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    Like a skinnier Katy Perry.

    • In Doubt

      With a pretty face and nice jawline…

      So in other words, other than the fact that they’re both brunettes, no, nothing like Katy Perry.

  32. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Mike Walker
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    Looks like some GLBT event. All the down-low bros are bursting out.

  33. Anna Safronick Bikini
    AssDiver
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    I love the “zoom” option on pictures such as these…

  34. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    cc
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    Listen to my brain, it speaks.

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    cc
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    They are both rushing to see Jonah Falcon.

  36. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    cc
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    When they say ‘they drop’ they do not mean ‘fall off’…stop worrying.

  37. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
    cc
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    You’ll never hear me bitching about heat and humidity.

  38. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    cc
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    So are Romney’s undisclosed tax returns the best thing to happen to us this year or what? Heheheheh

  39. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    cc
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    I’ve never heard of her, what’s the point of this?

  40. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    Lord Invader
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    I feel like this website has become a PSA warning like that “Faces of Meth” site, except it’s for men in short pants.

  41. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    I am pretty sure I’d have preferred to see the one in black.

  42. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    cc
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    Mariah Carey should sue her again for good measure.

  43. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Mike Walker
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    Continuing from the Anne Hathaway post… here’s an example of a girl who definitely needs longer hair. She looks way too dykey with the short back ‘n’ sides.

  44. Bethenny Frankel
    bearandbu
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    “Wait till they get a load of me”.

  45. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
    cc
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    It’s sad that his right side got gypped.

  46. Bethenny Frankel
    cc
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    She’d look okay if she was beheaded.

  47. Samuel L. Jackson
    cc
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    Not so tough now, are ya?

  48. Jennifer Lopez
    cc
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    So that’s what it was? I thought it was a gravel truck.

  49. Anna Safronick Bikini
    cc
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    Raising my arms in triumph.

  50. Anna Safronick Bikini
    cc
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    Is this an acceptable screensaver for the workplace?

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