Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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He should be clubbed to death for that footwear.
Mary Carey and Mariah Carey. Twins Separated at Birth???
Nope
You know how fat you gotta be to break a sweat on an escalator? This fat, you have to be this fat.
FYI: The rash on your neck is from the coat hanger you left in the shirt.
Looks like a mother grabbing her daughters ass
Absolutely disgusting.
This is the only picture we get from the TDKR premiere last night? Sheesh. I walked past the venue on my way home last night and was literally three feet away from Nestor Carbonell on the sidewalk. Next time I’ll think about taking a picture and sending it to you.
Short of photoshopping Tom Cruise in the picture you couldn’t make it any gayer.
Bath salts…
I like this angle.
motherfucker!! i’m a motherfuckin movie star and this is the shit i’m motherfuckin fucking! That’s some bullshit!
damn those fires look flat
Heavenly.
She is the ugliest woman on the planet.
Totally appropriate user name. And possibly even a little conservative.
I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.
No, you wouldn’t. See, we agree on something.
sometimes i think she looks gorgeous…other times not. shes a tricky one
i know everyone drawn to the boobage, but i love her athletic toned shoulders!
Who!!!!!
clearly over exaggerating the pose. too much for my taste, but she looks toned at least
LOL goofballs
Who!!!!
DISGUSTING. thought it was coco.
Looks like Two-Face Tommy Lee Jones.
Pretty sure that is Ray J.
Performing what, gay porn?
That Neutrogena cream is working wonders on Ellen, she is looking much younger these days.
Yes, I think I will have a martini please.
Yup, you look like Audrey. Now change your hair back!
Delicious little body getting ruined by more shitty tattoos everyday.
She’ll be the poor girls’ Megan Fox before you know it.
Is this idiot about to start back up Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
Another case of semen poisoning.
Like a skinnier Katy Perry.
With a pretty face and nice jawline…
So in other words, other than the fact that they’re both brunettes, no, nothing like Katy Perry.
Looks like some GLBT event. All the down-low bros are bursting out.
I love the “zoom” option on pictures such as these…
Listen to my brain, it speaks.
They are both rushing to see Jonah Falcon.
When they say ‘they drop’ they do not mean ‘fall off’…stop worrying.
You’ll never hear me bitching about heat and humidity.
So are Romney’s undisclosed tax returns the best thing to happen to us this year or what? Heheheheh
I’ve never heard of her, what’s the point of this?
I feel like this website has become a PSA warning like that “Faces of Meth” site, except it’s for men in short pants.
I am pretty sure I’d have preferred to see the one in black.
Mariah Carey should sue her again for good measure.
Continuing from the Anne Hathaway post… here’s an example of a girl who definitely needs longer hair. She looks way too dykey with the short back ‘n’ sides.
“Wait till they get a load of me”.
It’s sad that his right side got gypped.
He’s always standing at an angle.Why can’t this guy just stand up straight?
She’d look okay if she was beheaded.
Not so tough now, are ya?
So that’s what it was? I thought it was a gravel truck.
Raising my arms in triumph.
Is this an acceptable screensaver for the workplace?
I’m not your boss, but hell yeah!