The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    At least now when someone returns her to Walmart for a refund, they can scan her quick, what with the barcodes.

  2. alabamaginger

    She looks like Officer Trudy Weigel.

  3. Samuel L. Jackson
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    “Girl, do you think I really look like the Gottdam Muthafuker that was driving Miss Daisy?!”

  4. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    j/k
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    Sadly he didn’t perform the entire Footloose train dance solo.

  5. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    Pine Table Fever
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    This has Oscar gold written aaaaallll over it.

  6. Anna Safronick Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Safron-ick ?
    I could put her essence in my new fragrance that will be coming out October 2047 at your local Piggly Wiggly retail stores, only $19.99

  7. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It even has a basket so you can bring things you might need later. Like self respect.

  8. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    Pine Table Fever
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    He’s wearing LeBrons – for that reason alone he must die. Horribly.

  9. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    j/k
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    KD Lang is looking good!

  10. Bethenny Frankel
    Crissy
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    If she doesn’t smile then she would not look so wrinkly!… But if she stops smiling then she would just look ugly and angry, so I guess keep smiling.

  11. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    So that singer Pink has a last name now? And grew tits?

  12. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    bbiowa
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    It’s like Peter Pan got too much of Tinkerbell’s pixie dust.

  13. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    C-C-c-c-c-c-C-CRABS!!!

  14. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    Either this is really from last week, or Jonah Hill’s trapped in a mall! Somebody help him!

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    (July 9, 2012)

  15. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    j/k
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    The President has waves in his hair. I would pay every penny I ever earn to see him in a wave cap in the White House.

  16. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Time to commit Mary Carey

  17. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    Zombie Andy Griffith
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    Looks a lot better than in some of the recent pics I’ve seen, though there’s something about the creases under her left butt cheek that make me a little uneasy…

  18. Akon Spraying Champagne
    bbiowa
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    And it’s a 10-to-1 guy/girl ratio in the audience. Apparently chicks aren’t into the golden showers so much.

  19. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    j/k
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    That’s the sound of 5 million Google searches for “Myra Veronica “

  20. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    Looks like King Kong grabbed her a little too firmly.

  21. Samuel L. Jackson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “But I like fried chicken”

  22. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    Without the caption, it’s just a hallucination.

  23. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    Lemmiwinks
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    I hope he won some kind of prize for “best air rim-job” at Comic-Con.

  24. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    popwilleatitself
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    A clear example of real teeth and fake teeth.

  25. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    Mike
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    I really don’t want to know what he’s performing.

  26. Jennifer Lopez
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    That’s going to be one sparkly squirt.

  27. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    These Sasha Baron Cohen characters aren’t fooling anyone anymore.

  28. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    You can tell that this is for a movie. If it were real life, they’d each have a cellphone in their hands.

  29. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Abby Normal
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    Suri, this is the guy responsible for you not getting that puppy. Now, focus your powers…

  30. Jennifer Lopez
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    “I want to give it up to our sponsor Pepto Bismol! Now drop that funky beat! Aww yeah! Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yeah, Pep-pep-pep-to Bismol!”

  31. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    It’s like a Final Five of some dude’s girlfriend at a resort and exactly nothing else.

  32. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    vgrly
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    She’s going to have to prove me wrong but I can’t picture her as cat woman yet. I just can’t. I also just can’t get pass her nose. I think her short haircut is to blame as well.

  33. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Mike
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    Sorry Ma’am. We’ll have to examine your carry-ons. Please take off your shirt.

  34. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    Now we’re talking’…

  35. Bethenny Frankel
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    Anyone remember the movie, “Brazil?”

  36. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    popwilleatitself
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    Negotiating an escalator is tricky business.

  37. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Fuckin boot polish! Fuckin boot polish! Bwahahaha!

  38. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    vgrly
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    And now Jerry Sandusky is sporting a woody somewhere in a jail cell.

  39. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
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    “I know how much you love my ass, babe, but the answer’s still no. Thor’s hammer is not going up there.”

  40. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    kimmykimkim
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    Goddamnit, somebody kill this little shithead, please!

  41. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Dick Hell
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    All I know is I’m dying to watch her race Sarah Jessica Parker.

  42. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    Keno
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    Whosoever holds this ass, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!

  43. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
    kimmykimkim
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    Gorgeous.

  44. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
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    Hey baby you down for 0 degrees of separation?

  45. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
    vgrly
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    He looked good in Easy A. What the hell happened?

  46. Anna Safronick Bikini
    vgrly
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    Now that’s a nice ass on a tight body. You know a girl is tight when she has a little space between her thighs and her crotch. I am not questioning if I’m a hetereo female all along?

  47. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    More importantly why is there a Canadian at the America’s got talent studio in Australia?

  48. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Fake tits and singing? Yeah right.

  49. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    popwilleatitself
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    I may catch hell for this question, but are boobs enough? Have they always been enough?

  50. Jennifer Lopez
    Frank Burns
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    “Pamprin – The best for relief of your pain. Period.”

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