Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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At least now when someone returns her to Walmart for a refund, they can scan her quick, what with the barcodes.
She looks like Officer Trudy Weigel.
“Girl, do you think I really look like the Gottdam Muthafuker that was driving Miss Daisy?!”
Sadly he didn’t perform the entire Footloose train dance solo.
This has Oscar gold written aaaaallll over it.
Oscar Mayer for ML.
Safron-ick ?
I could put her essence in my new fragrance that will be coming out October 2047 at your local Piggly Wiggly retail stores, only $19.99
It even has a basket so you can bring things you might need later. Like self respect.
He’s wearing LeBrons – for that reason alone he must die. Horribly.
KD Lang is looking good!
If she doesn’t smile then she would not look so wrinkly!… But if she stops smiling then she would just look ugly and angry, so I guess keep smiling.
So that singer Pink has a last name now? And grew tits?
It’s like Peter Pan got too much of Tinkerbell’s pixie dust.
C-C-c-c-c-c-C-CRABS!!!
Either this is really from last week, or Jonah Hill’s trapped in a mall! Somebody help him!
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(July 9, 2012)
Grrr…
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I give up.
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That’s understandable. The escalator is broken and he hasn’t found out how to get off.
The President has waves in his hair. I would pay every penny I ever earn to see him in a wave cap in the White House.
Time to commit Mary Carey
Looks a lot better than in some of the recent pics I’ve seen, though there’s something about the creases under her left butt cheek that make me a little uneasy…
And it’s a 10-to-1 guy/girl ratio in the audience. Apparently chicks aren’t into the golden showers so much.
That’s the sound of 5 million Google searches for “Myra Veronica “
Looks like King Kong grabbed her a little too firmly.
“But I like fried chicken”
Without the caption, it’s just a hallucination.
I hope he won some kind of prize for “best air rim-job” at Comic-Con.
A clear example of real teeth and fake teeth.
I really don’t want to know what he’s performing.
That’s going to be one sparkly squirt.
These Sasha Baron Cohen characters aren’t fooling anyone anymore.
You can tell that this is for a movie. If it were real life, they’d each have a cellphone in their hands.
Suri, this is the guy responsible for you not getting that puppy. Now, focus your powers…
“I want to give it up to our sponsor Pepto Bismol! Now drop that funky beat! Aww yeah! Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yeah, Pep-pep-pep-to Bismol!”
It’s like a Final Five of some dude’s girlfriend at a resort and exactly nothing else.
If you’re already assuming she’s taken, you’re doing it wrong.
She’s going to have to prove me wrong but I can’t picture her as cat woman yet. I just can’t. I also just can’t get pass her nose. I think her short haircut is to blame as well.
Sorry Ma’am. We’ll have to examine your carry-ons. Please take off your shirt.
Now we’re talking’…
Anyone remember the movie, “Brazil?”
Yes. Someone did that joke yesterday about Phoebe Price.
Negotiating an escalator is tricky business.
Fuckin boot polish! Fuckin boot polish! Bwahahaha!
And now Jerry Sandusky is sporting a woody somewhere in a jail cell.
“I know how much you love my ass, babe, but the answer’s still no. Thor’s hammer is not going up there.”
Goddamnit, somebody kill this little shithead, please!
why would anyone thumbs down this?
All I know is I’m dying to watch her race Sarah Jessica Parker.
Whosoever holds this ass, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
You Keno, just made it to the most important people of the week!
Victory thy name is mjolnir!!
Keno FTW!
Gorgeous.
Hey baby you down for 0 degrees of separation?
He looked good in Easy A. What the hell happened?
Now that’s a nice ass on a tight body. You know a girl is tight when she has a little space between her thighs and her crotch. I am not questioning if I’m a hetereo female all along?
I notice that your fingers couldn’t type “hetero” with a straight face.
More importantly why is there a Canadian at the America’s got talent studio in Australia?
Commonwealth quota?
Fake tits and singing? Yeah right.
I may catch hell for this question, but are boobs enough? Have they always been enough?
Not these boobs.
“Pamprin – The best for relief of your pain. Period.”
I dunno…I’ve always found morphine to be up towards the top of the list.