The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bethenny Frankel
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    I think she looks like a Tim Burton character.

  2. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    Is this one of those pictures where it looks like an old lady this way, but then becomes a princess if you turn it upside down?

  3. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Uhmmm Listen, Captain Creepy, she’s a supermodel… Not some lonely housewife who had pilot fantasies as a kid…

  4. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
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    I’m sure whatever they’re laughing about has nothing to do with Brazillian asses in tight shorts.

  5. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
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    He shithead…if your stupid v neck goes any lower, I’ll be able to see your vagina.

  6. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    hollyhood
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    if you stand her on her head, her side profile is damn near the same (and perhaps less noisy?).

  7. Penn Badgley Deep V Popped Collar Chest Hair Rolled Up Pants
    Johnny P!
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    When I was a kid, going to clubs and concerts in ‘The Big City’, I made some pretty laughable (in retrospect) choices in clothing.
    BUT, I didn’t have a stylist and an agent and a rep.
    There is NO excuse for this douchebaggery.

  8. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    according to my calculations, it’s 61 degrees in Milan.

  9. Bethenny Frankel
    alex
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    She might be a hot older woman if she wasn’t such a cunt.

  10. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
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    “So then I told Roberts I’d get rid of the pictures! Pussy believed it!”

  11. Bethenny Frankel
    Johnny P!
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    They’re doing a remake of the Leona Helmsley TV movie?

  12. Anna Safronick Bikini
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    HUZZAH!

  13. Jennifer Lopez
    Johnny P!
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    Classy.

  14. Miranda Kerr Nipples No Bra
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    Legolas, you lucky prick…

  15. Jennifer Lopez
    diego
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    Did she just create her own step in the Pepto-Bismol Dance?
    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . . . and too many taquitos!!!

  16. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    Jonah, when they said “try the stair climber machine at the gym” they didn’t mean take the down escalator.

  17. Samuel L. Jackson
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    The muthafucking Quaker Oats muthafuckas told me they’d get back by now.

  18. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    Is it just me or does Ali look a little more top-heavy? I mean sure, I can look at the web cam I installed at her house but there’s no reason to be creepy about this…

  19. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Urvag
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    Is that Pauly D in the middle?

  20. Bethenny Frankel
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    Why so serious?

  21. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    Boo
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    Bum looking better than yesterday as there was alot of cottage cheese

  22. Jennifer Lopez
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    All I know, is that I don’t want to be behind that thing if it blows…

  23. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    Hugh Jazz
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    It’s nice to see Portia and Ellen out in public together.

  24. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Johnny P!
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    America’s Got Talent.
    Canada’s Got Wanna-be-Gangsta Lesbians.

  25. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    Boo
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    REally doesn’t look like but the boobs are exploding!

  26. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    Double-J
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    After she went off, did Jake Dylan perform “One Headlight?”

  27. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Colin
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    Wait, I thought they said the Scarecrow wasn’t going to show up in this one?

  28. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Boy Blunder
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    Tom Cruise is taking the split with Katie pretty well, he even bought a new dress and put on his favorite lipstick “Joker” by Chanel.

  29. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
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    Maybe it’s time to skip the escalator and take the stairs.

  30. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Hugh Jazz
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    LOL ECONOMY

  31. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    JPC
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    It’s like a young Roger Ebert, except the young Roger Ebert also had his entire jaw and neck removed.

  32. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    Mostly just sick.

  33. Mary Carey Lopsided Cleavage
    Urvag
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    Boobs pointing to the side, mustache on a woman, and duck lips….yup completely natural.

  34. Jennifer Lopez
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    Looks like her taco flavored kisses are about to exit stage backdoor

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    O'chunt
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    I had no idea John Waters is also an airline pilot. And straight.

  36. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks like the relationship of Clinton and Lewinsky all over again.

  37. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She must really like the song.

  38. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Urvag
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    Somebody get this chick a good meal and a quart of blood….stat!

    • kimmykimkim

      Are you surrounded by fatasses all day or something? This bitch is in shape. Its called muscle, and you have to eat food to build muscle.

      • lily

        Agree kimmy, but remember the majority of peeps on here live in obeseville and have no concept of what a lean and toned body looks like…calling ashley tisdale anorexic and now miley…such a joke.
        I personally cannot stand Miley Cyrus, but her body is fantastic, balanced, and toned. shes always doing yoga and pilates, and is probably one of the fittest women in the business.
        just cause she isnt a fat fuck like 75% of american women (and 99% of the male commentators girlfriends) she gets ripped. hatersssss

      • kimmykimkim

        Exactly, lily. Thank you. There is no possible way to have an eating disorder AND have muscle.

  39. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    ” It feels so good!”

  40. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Butt Grab
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    when i look at this i see pedophile. why why why?

  41. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Urvag
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    So then I told Congress, go back to work and solve the billion dollar debt crisis…I’ve got a game to go to.

  42. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Frank Burns
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    “U.S. Senior Men’s National Team vs. Brazil during a pre-Olympic exhibition basketball game” – wow guys, great tickets.

  43. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    Matty
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    2 guns? He’s finally making a movie about his biceps isn’t he?

  44. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You know the way some clouds look like people? Well not this one.

  45. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    PennStateandJesus4Life
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    The President and Jackie the Jokeman Martling.

  46. Mark Wahlberg Hightops
    Frank Burns
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    And somewhere Wahlberg’s teenage son is looking for his shoes.

  47. Jennifer Lopez
    Matty
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    People just LOVE to shit all over Canada.

  48. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Jill
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    You spelled R kelly wrong.

  49. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Urvag
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    Looks like something that belongs on Animal Planet.

  50. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I would destroy this with my pelvic thrusting and then bottle the remains to make my fragrance.

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