Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
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I think she looks like a Tim Burton character.
Is this one of those pictures where it looks like an old lady this way, but then becomes a princess if you turn it upside down?
Uhmmm Listen, Captain Creepy, she’s a supermodel… Not some lonely housewife who had pilot fantasies as a kid…
I’m sure whatever they’re laughing about has nothing to do with Brazillian asses in tight shorts.
He shithead…if your stupid v neck goes any lower, I’ll be able to see your vagina.
if you stand her on her head, her side profile is damn near the same (and perhaps less noisy?).
When I was a kid, going to clubs and concerts in ‘The Big City’, I made some pretty laughable (in retrospect) choices in clothing.
BUT, I didn’t have a stylist and an agent and a rep.
There is NO excuse for this douchebaggery.
according to my calculations, it’s 61 degrees in Milan.
She might be a hot older woman if she wasn’t such a cunt.
and were hot
And just “older”
“So then I told Roberts I’d get rid of the pictures! Pussy believed it!”
They’re doing a remake of the Leona Helmsley TV movie?
HUZZAH!
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Classy.
Legolas, you lucky prick…
Did she just create her own step in the Pepto-Bismol Dance?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . . . and too many taquitos!!!
Jonah, when they said “try the stair climber machine at the gym” they didn’t mean take the down escalator.
The muthafucking Quaker Oats muthafuckas told me they’d get back by now.
Is it just me or does Ali look a little more top-heavy? I mean sure, I can look at the web cam I installed at her house but there’s no reason to be creepy about this…
Probably a gel bra.
Is that Pauly D in the middle?
Why so serious?
Bum looking better than yesterday as there was alot of cottage cheese
All I know, is that I don’t want to be behind that thing if it blows…
It’s nice to see Portia and Ellen out in public together.
America’s Got Talent.
Canada’s Got Wanna-be-Gangsta Lesbians.
REally doesn’t look like but the boobs are exploding!
After she went off, did Jake Dylan perform “One Headlight?”
Wait, I thought they said the Scarecrow wasn’t going to show up in this one?
Tom Cruise is taking the split with Katie pretty well, he even bought a new dress and put on his favorite lipstick “Joker” by Chanel.
Maybe it’s time to skip the escalator and take the stairs.
LOL ECONOMY
It’s like a young Roger Ebert, except the young Roger Ebert also had his entire jaw and neck removed.
Mostly just sick.
Boobs pointing to the side, mustache on a woman, and duck lips….yup completely natural.
Looks like her taco flavored kisses are about to exit stage backdoor
I had no idea John Waters is also an airline pilot. And straight.
looks like the relationship of Clinton and Lewinsky all over again.
She must really like the song.
Somebody get this chick a good meal and a quart of blood….stat!
Are you surrounded by fatasses all day or something? This bitch is in shape. Its called muscle, and you have to eat food to build muscle.
Agree kimmy, but remember the majority of peeps on here live in obeseville and have no concept of what a lean and toned body looks like…calling ashley tisdale anorexic and now miley…such a joke.
I personally cannot stand Miley Cyrus, but her body is fantastic, balanced, and toned. shes always doing yoga and pilates, and is probably one of the fittest women in the business.
just cause she isnt a fat fuck like 75% of american women (and 99% of the male commentators girlfriends) she gets ripped. hatersssss
Exactly, lily. Thank you. There is no possible way to have an eating disorder AND have muscle.
” It feels so good!”
when i look at this i see pedophile. why why why?
Tell people more about you than them…especially since he is almost 30 and she is in her late 30s.
Is this really English? Can some kind soul please translate?
What?
So then I told Congress, go back to work and solve the billion dollar debt crisis…I’ve got a game to go to.
“U.S. Senior Men’s National Team vs. Brazil during a pre-Olympic exhibition basketball game” – wow guys, great tickets.
2 guns? He’s finally making a movie about his biceps isn’t he?
You know the way some clouds look like people? Well not this one.
The President and Jackie the Jokeman Martling.
And somewhere Wahlberg’s teenage son is looking for his shoes.
People just LOVE to shit all over Canada.
You spelled R kelly wrong.
Looks like something that belongs on Animal Planet.
I would destroy this with my pelvic thrusting and then bottle the remains to make my fragrance.