The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13

July 16th, 2013 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all wanted to bang when she was in Hot Shots and now look at what’s happened. Goddamn you, time, just goddamn you right to Hell.

Miss Bumbum Brasil‘s back as today’s Final Five. Probably should have just started and stopped with that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
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    You could send some mediocre diesel mechanic to Japan and they would still go ape shit. When he gets this kind of reception elsewhere in the world maybe, just maybe, I’ll give a damn.

  2. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
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    Stop! Russell time.

  3. June Shannon GMA
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    Silk purse, sow’s ear… I don’t think I need to say anything more.

  4. rospo
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    gravity must be killing her.

  5. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    journalschism
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    I’m actually pretty happy for her. She’s sticking it to Hollywood norms, plus she doesn’t seem like a c*nt. When’s the last time a hot chick opened a flick like she can? Can’t remember.

  6. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
    journalschism
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    “Fucking Jeter can never aim it where I tell him to.”

  7. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    I bet the one on the right used to be a man.

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    Oh my god, she’s flexible too? Can she be any more perfect?

  9. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    Sexy bitch.

  10. June Shannon GMA
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    Is this really the first thing America needs to see when it wakes up in the morning?

  11. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
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    She’s always been fucking hot.

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
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    I’ll motorboat the hell out of those tits. She’s beautiful.

  13. Kelly Hu
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    She is one of the women I have long considered to be perfection. Gorgeous, physical perfection, great personality and talented as hell. I don’t endorse people having children regularly but those genes need to be passed on. I’ll contribute the other half anytime.

  14. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Not bad at all. I totally would.

  15. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Whoa. Those thighs would look even better wrapped around my head.

  16. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Get in closer. Take her panties off. Stick your tongue out.

  17. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Grade A+ Beef.

  18. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    “I think we’re going to need another can”

  19. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
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    “ok, one more time-when the guard pulls, sweep your forearm up, then hit the running back”

  20. brick

    Gallery Grade: FAIL!

  21. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    Andie
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    He’s starting to look like Barry from storage wars.

  22. June Shannon GMA
    Andie
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    Jesus. Why does this nasty woman always have that ‘I’m about to eat a deep-fried corndog’ look on her face. Gross.

  23. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    Andie
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    Looks like the ass end of Donkey from Shrek.

  24. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    We need a bigger hat

  25. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
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    I guess they got tired of circling over Kathie Lee’s career and just booked an appearance.

  26. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
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    I swear his eyes are just a little farther apart every time I see him. It’s like he’s slowly turning into a hammerhead shark.

  27. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    Wait, which one is the hooker again? His left, or OUR left?

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    Most people just put down a bucket when there’s a leak in the ceiling. CoCo isn’t most people.

  29. June Shannon GMA
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    There is not a single picture of this woman with her mouth closed. She’s like the retarded version of Jaden Smith. Or, well, exactly like Jaden Smith.

  30. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Does “bumbum” mean “stumpy” in Portuguese?

  31. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    canudigit
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    The camera missed the cankle shot, but we got a good view of her sheck (shoulders/neck)………

  32. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Brasil loves bootiful women.

  33. Eli Roth Valeria Marini Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    canudigit
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    She’s got some big ass feet!!

  34. June Shannon GMA
    canudigit
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    Ahh….ahh….ahhh……..can y’all move that ice cream truck out of my view? I caynt concentrate!

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
    canudigit
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    Somewhere, Sir Isaac Newton is looking at this and scratching his head.

  36. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    canudigit
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    Time……is unfortunately is great big motherfucker.

  37. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    canudigit
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    Ms. BumBum….that is just wrong, but I still would would.

  38. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    martian leader
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    REGIS!!!!

  39. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    Ladypants
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    Notice we never see the same hookers twice? He has them killed, right?

  40. Kelly Hu
    Rod
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    Ho Li Fuk

  41. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
    Wrynoceros
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    Hold up, this seam’s coming loose

  42. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    Wrynoceros
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    What do you do wIth an elephant with 3 balls? Let him unload in your hair apparently.

  43. Kelly Hu
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    Adamantium nipples?

  44. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    Pinched and squeezed and hurt my eyes in 2013…

  45. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Hung Lo
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    Did he lop off some sizable hooty jabos ?

    Good luck whatever.

  46. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    Hung Lo
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    “Where the white women at?”

  47. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    Hung Lo
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    She better be funny, for there is nothing worse than a fat woman without big hooters.

  48. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    Hung Lo
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    “I got a 2 for 1 ’cause I’m such a great regular customer !”

  49. June Shannon GMA
    Hung Lo
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    Dammit, she deep fried the microphone and is gonna eat it !

  50. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    sardonic
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    What, me worry?

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