The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13

July 16th, 2013 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all wanted to bang when she was in Hot Shots and now look at what’s happened. Goddamn you, time, just goddamn you right to Hell.

Miss Bumbum Brasil‘s back as today’s Final Five. Probably should have just started and stopped with that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
    carpal tunnel
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    where’s a Zimmerman when you need ‘em?

  2. June Shannon GMA
    BigDaddy
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    Is that Chaz?

  3. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
    maruli
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    It sucks how since you have to log in now to thumb comments, basically no one is doing it anymore..

  4. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    Team Buzzard (the feathered one)

  5. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    Cock Dr
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    The man has a wonderful voice but goddamn that low IQ doofus look just kills it for me.

  6. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    Cock Dr
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    Note to Carla: Please have Hef purchase you some properly fitting tops.

  7. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    Cock Dr
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    Just looking at the Bimbo in Blue makes my eyes hurt.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
    John Cocktosen
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    Jennifer Nipple Lee

  9. Cock Dr
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    She DOES have talent!

  10. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
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    “Grape Ape!, Grape Ape!”

    *note: the above is a reference to her outfit color choice and her hulking physique. Any racist thoughts are your own, and you should be ashamed

  11. June Shannon GMA
    Cock Dr
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    You know if she lost a ton of weight she’s be…..well, no, never mind.

  12. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
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    “That is one ugly buzzard”, said Hoda Kotb’s makeup artist one hour ago.

  13. Kelly Hu
    Cock Dr
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    Obviously excited about her purchase.

  14. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    “…and I shall call him Mini-Me”, said Charlie Sheen.

  15. June Shannon GMA
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    “Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  16. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I’d like to see her Indian wrestle Serena Williams. Don’t know who would win but DAMN….it would be a conflict for the ages.

  17. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    We don’t need to guess what she had to do to get in the event, but the question is who she had to do it with?

  18. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    It’s weird. I’m looking at a mostly naked women with no distinctly revolting features…and yet my penis is scampering away like a scolded puppy.

  19. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Anyone else hungry for ham?

  20. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
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    Uggh

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Pants
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    Love her.

  22. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    They really use the term “celebrity” these days in a very loose manner.

  23. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    She looks reasonably hot here.

  24. June Shannon GMA
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    If they decide to bring back Jabba the Hut for the next Star Wars, look no further. A little body paint, or a lot, and she is good to go.

  25. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
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    Melissa Joan Hart fell apart fast.

  26. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    I am about 80% sure this started out as a dude.

  27. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Really you bring back the Final Five with a bunch of trannies?

  28. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    AnnaD.
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    And this guy has legions of rabid fangirls at his command. Final proof that everything is fuckable if it’s famous.

  29. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    Gee-zus… that ain’t right.

  30. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
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    So sad that models, female celebrities, etc., photoshop then post to Instagram. I mean, can you imagine the disappointment every guy posting here will have when we actually get to sleep with Heidi Klum? So sad.

    • eh

      Yes, the disappointment of having sex with a woman rather than looking at pictures of her would be devastating. Virgins of the world rejoice.

  31. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
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    What’s your point, Teach?

  32. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
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    Hey Hasselhoff, just because you can still fit into your old Baywatch trunks, doesn’t mean you should do it in public.

  33. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
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    This Before, During and After shot of Kathie Lee Gifford’s morning make-up regime is really interesting to look at.

  34. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
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    Personally, I’d take him over half the other douchefucks that get posted on here. At least I know he wouldn’t be an arrogant cockbag.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Pants
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    Looks like Jennifer Lopez exploded and she’s one of the pieces.

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    “And you’re sure this is how they taught you how to give a proper sponge bath in nursing school?”
    “Oh, I didn’t go to nursing school to learn how to scrub old naked men parts”.

  37. June Shannon GMA
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    HAHA!! She’s fat!!

  38. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    bEnDeR
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    and how many of Michael’s fingers touched your pee pee?

  39. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    jamesVa
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    i’d blow him.

  40. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    What are they…fucking midgets? Damn, that shit’s disgusting.

  41. June Shannon GMA
    bEnDeR
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    Is that a Cinnabon store? Like a whole store? Of just Cinnabons?Not just the like that little section at the end of the isle of Walmart next to the ho-ho’s and ding dings?

  42. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    cc
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    ‘Hey, did they guy just say ‘cocktail waitress’?

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Pants
    cc
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    Beaver or GTFO

  44. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    bEnDeR
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    You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cow’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

  45. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
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    You mean this isn’t Tracy Ullman, Christina Applegate, and Dina Lohan?

  46. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    cc
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    His father, remarkably enough, was Charles Dickens.

  47. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    cc
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    Tyrell Corporation’s standard party slut model.

  48. Eli Roth Valeria Marini Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    Valeria Herpini, Venereal Marini,
    Fuck it, she looks like she has mad STDs

  49. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
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    He’s so funny looking in every photo I’ve ever seen of him, but then I saw Star Trek and I understood. Guy has some crazy presence, and combined with the voice .. yeah. I was won over.

    Still looks odd as fuck in photos, though.

  50. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
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    He dresses like a delusional bag lady, but damn it, I always smile when I see a photo of him smiling. Fucker makes me laugh.

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