The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13

July 16th, 2013 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all wanted to bang when she was in Hot Shots and now look at what’s happened. Goddamn you, time, just goddamn you right to Hell.

Miss Bumbum Brasil‘s back as today’s Final Five. Probably should have just started and stopped with that,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
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    Black Bastad, Sweden?

  2. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    Since Joining Miley’s entourage, Don Rickles says he feels 30 years younger.

  3. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    catapostrophe
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    That’s a remarkably large mosquito.

  4. June Shannon GMA
    tlmck
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    The black microphone tried to get away but her grip was just too strong.

  5. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    white trash rihanna

  6. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
    Monsignor Nelson
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    “Sieg Heil!”

  7. Kelly Hu
    tlmck
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    She is wearing too many clothes.

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    Now, all he has to do is lie back and I have the perfect angle…

  9. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    tlmck
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    Anatomically incorrect.

  10. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
    catapostrophe
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    New rule: Whiskers longer than 1″ should be plucked BEFORE autograph sessions.

  11. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    tlmck
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    Brazilians must use a lot of lard in their food.

  12. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
    Mos
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    Actually, she’s auditioning for a role as one of the Kaiju in Pacific Rim.
    Stomp.
    Stomp.
    Stomp.

  13. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    No way her kid will be that light-skinned.

  14. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    tom
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    WTF!?

  15. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
    tlmck
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    I am sure the bird feels the same way.

  16. Mos
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    I think she likes attention.

  17. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    tlmck
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    All people in this photo are actual size.

  18. June Shannon GMA
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    Honey Boo Boo meets Orca.

  19. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Dirk Diggler
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    Damn he looks like he lost some weight

  20. Kelly Hu
    catapostrophe
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    Abbot: Hu just went shopping.

    Costello: I don’t know.

  21. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    dontkillthemessenger
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    People in Japan are still watching Napoleon Dynamite?

  22. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
    broduhjenner
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    and the bird’s face isn’t even the ugliest face in this picture.

  23. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
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    Still hot. Would do.

  24. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They look way better than those dumb blondes with the fake asses.

  25. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Are there any Neighborhood Watches where he lives?

  26. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This scent is called Philly Cheesesteak with Provolone.

  27. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    anonym
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    would be a nice 3some

  28. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Money is running out… he’s moved on to Trannies.

  29. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    I didn’t think Rhino Spray was an actual spray for rhinos. I thought it was something to do with automobile liners.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
    Mos
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    I had to Google her to know how I feel about her.

    I’ll save you the trouble:

    “Jennifer Nicole Lee is an American fitness model, actress, motivational speaker, and author. She is known for losing 70 pounds and launching a career as a fitness guru after bearing two children.”

    Odd that a fitness model should have such flabby arms…

    Oh, wait, she’s an American fitness model. That explains it.

  31. Eli Roth Valeria Marini Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone’s ass is getting torn up tonight.

    Sorry Eli.

  32. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
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    He shouldn’t wear such large earrings as they clash with the hat.

  33. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    mama june?

  34. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
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    That is one ballet I would not buy tickets for.

  35. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    clearly trying to hamm it up for the cameras, and failing miserably

  36. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    Pine Table Fever
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    Aah, South America – where life is cheap and post-op transsexuals are even cheaper.

  37. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d still hit it.

  38. Eli Roth Valeria Marini Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    awww, that’s sweet corey feldman let him borrow a friend.

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    The Ice-T blowjob machine?

  40. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    She needs to turn on the lights before she does her hair and makeup. Also olive oil is not a good foundation.

  41. Kelly Hu
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    She looks a little chilly although the leg presses are working for her.

  42. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    poor Topanga. I can’t believe it has come to this.

  43. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    My that is a big…lens.

  44. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
    kirok
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    Uh hhh, thut up Beavith

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
    MFer
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    Nipple fail.

  46. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Paula Abdul?

  47. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Skippy86
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    Dude they fucked up your nipples

  48. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    Mitch Haase
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    Jenny McCarthy’s obese, red-headed twin sister?

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Pants
    qeeq
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    no new nudes V?

  50. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    maruli
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    As he ages, he looks more and more like Dick Van Dyke

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