The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13

July 16th, 2013 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all wanted to bang when she was in Hot Shots and now look at what’s happened. Goddamn you, time, just goddamn you right to Hell.

Miss Bumbum Brasil‘s back as today’s Final Five. Probably should have just started and stopped with that,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Alex
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    LOL, Chaz has man boobs.

  2. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    “Quick! Right wrist!…..jesus, grab another 5 cans! We can’t keep this pig dry for more than 5 minutes in this heat!”

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
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    On her way to a funeral?

  4. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Mos
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    Ha! I thought she was Cher’s daughter, and I thought, “Gross!”
    Then I saw who it was, and I thought, “Gross!”

  5. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    One pic of JNL, and five of this beast. At least Jennifer works out.

  6. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    Looks like Ellen Degeneres.

  7. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    EricLR
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    Well, in all fairness, they did explicitly warn you not to touch a guido.

  8. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    I thought it was Maria Menounos with implants.

  9. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    alex
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    Oh man, this one makes me sad. I can only see her as Pee-Wee’s first big (sexual) adventure.

  10. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Miss Thigh-Thigh.

  11. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
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    Instagram is where aging models go when nobody else wants their photos.

  12. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
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    yeah…the sex change seem to have solved all his problems.

  13. Serena Williams Legs Bloomers Tennis Skirt SkiStar Swedish Open
    BP
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    Is today’s theme “Fat Girls Can Also Become Celebrities”
    (this applies to June Shannon pic as well)

  14. lola
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    she hyperextends her neck to prevent suffocating herself.

  15. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    WOW!

    I wonder how much mileage those asses have seen. Sign me up though

  16. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    So at no point did she realize she’s stuffing D cups into a B cup top?

  17. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    butter flavor Pam.

  18. Alyssa Milano Times Square Appearance
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    I used to see a lot of Rose McGowan pics on here. now it’s all Alyssa Milano. I know. Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are the same person.

    • Wow, seriously?

      Alyssa Milano was hot for like 30 years. Rose McGowan was hot for like… never.

      Alyssa is starting to show her age a bit now, that’s all.

      • Emma Watson's vagina

        all I got to say is this. make up your minds on McGowan. first she is a hot now she is a ugly. Jez louise.

    • Also, weren’t they on the same TV show? The one with the witches that I would always turn off after the Law & Order reruns on TNT.

  19. JJ
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    the curtains do not match the drapes

    • Yobub

      Doh! Curtains and drapes are the same thing. The expression is “The drapes don’t match the carpet” which means the hair (or eyebrows) don’t match the pubic hair.

  20. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    Rabid1
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    Stacy who?

  21. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    The whole enchilada
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    Midget man hands.

  22. June Shannon GMA
    JJ
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    Its too bad i can’t see the following pictures because she definitely tried to eat that microphone.

  23. George Clooney Raised Eyebrows
    caley
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    GC: “Aren’t I handsome?”
    guy in background: “I wish I was handsome…”

  24. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
    BP
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    Still Hot! Just keep her bra on…Those knockers are saggers!

  25. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    BP
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    Never seen 1 minute of her TV Show or any of her movies…I Hate Fax Chix!

  26. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    Art Crow
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    Still NSFW. Or anything ever.

  27. June Shannon GMA
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    Lay Off Me I’m Starving!

  28. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    meeps!
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    Seth Rogan looks great…

  29. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
    joe
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    Informal poll: In twenty years, Miley will be:

    1) Living a boring, mostly private life like Harrison Ford.
    2) A mom with kids that she pimps out a la the Kartrashian clan.
    3) Under a permanent conservatorship like Bertney.
    4) Coked up and crammed-full-o-diseases like Pam
    5) Washed up like Mischa
    6) Dead

    I lean toward 4, but Miley has so much damned money, she probably won’t have to whore herself out.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee No Bra Nipples Pointing Up
    joe
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    Dude needs to see Chaz’ surgeon.

  31. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
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    George Zimmerman made the jump into the witness protection program at lightening speed…

  32. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
    JJ
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    Geez..look at the size of her hands

  33. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
    joe
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    Designers, today your challenge is to design something for Heidi to wear as her s̶e̶r̶v̶a̶n̶t̶ b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶ boyfriend uses his tongue to wiener her schnitzel.

  34. June Shannon GMA
    Sheppy
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    Insert cake.

  35. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
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    The long-term side-effects of eating Greek yogurt, they don’t tell you about.

  36. Heidi Klum Swimsuit Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    I can hear her sing, “That heaven for little boys…”

  37. Carine Felizardo MIss Bumbum Brasil Winner Bikini
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    Check out the butt on that.
    Yeah, he must work out.

  38. June Shannon GMA
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    Kendra in 2015.

  39. Valeria Golino Cleavage Ischia Global Festival
    joe
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    Looks like Ramada’s been downgraded to the Red Roof Inn.

  40. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
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    Saaayyy, didn’t that dude with him used to work for Uday Hussein?

  41. Chaz Bono Shirtless Breast Removal Scar
    George P Burdell
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    Chastity would still be a girl if her knockers would have been that big before the change

  42. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
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    Still..nice double deuce…

  43. Corey Feldman JacQue Delgado 8th Annual BTE All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party
    Nonnie Moose
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    Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!

  44. Benedict Cumberbatch Long Curly Hair Derpface
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    I honestly have no idea why people find him to be so attractive. His face really freaks me out.

    • People find him attractive? He reminds me of Carrot Top for some reason. I’d much rather have the name Carrot Top than Benedict Cumberbatch.

  45. Russell Brand Loose Yoga Pants Long Scarf
    tlmck
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    Oh god, there are two of them.

  46. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
    Nonnie Moose
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    Did she secretly get adopted by Kris Jenner?

  47. June Shannon GMA
    Nonnie Moose
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    Let me show you how a Kardashian would do it…

  48. Melissa McCarthy Getting Arm Sprayed St Vincent De Van Nuys
    tlmck
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    Chubby chaser porn.

  49. Miley Cyrus Midriff Holding Up Honey Boo Boo Picture ABC Studios
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    Unfortunately, more people asked the sign for it’s autograph.

  50. June Shannon GMA
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    I just saw this thing in Blade over the weekend

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