The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.15.14

July 15th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which admittedly at first glance looks like an ad for high-end prostitution. A claim I’ll gladly refute because we don’t even get a tiny piece of the money the Kardashians earn from sex work. We do, however, earn money from the pageviews generated by your extremely time-worthy clicks on stuff like Will Smith‘s boner taking flight because space math, David McIntosh‘s boner taking flight because of Kelly Brook, and this guy‘s boner draining all the blood from his body, eventually killing him, because he’s touching Emily Ratajkowski in daisy dukes.

R.I.P. random douchey hat guy, your family will understand your worthy sacrifice,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Whitney Cummings Cleavage See Through Tank Top Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    Life: Why put any effort into it at all?

  2. Jennifer Lopez Legs Short Shorts Leah Remini Huge Ass
    George P Burdell
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    Today! Jennifer Lopez as Xenu’s assassin.

  3. Kate Hudson Cleavage Wish I Was Here Screening
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    You know you’re at the absolute bottom of the gossip food chain when you get sent to cover this red carpet.

  4. Tara Reid Belly See Through Dress Boyfreind Erez Eisen
    Marketing Mike
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    Dear Gawd, what is that, a Tummy Nylon?

  5. Coco Buttcrack Bikini Instagram
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    Now I know where comic book artists got the idea their female characters and poses are realistic.

  6. Mireille Enos Huge Pregnant Belly Season 4 Premiere The Killing
    o'chunt
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    Godalmighty but she’s got huge boobs now.

  7. Elisabetta Canalis Nipples Bikini
    George P Burdell
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    All I have to do is think about George and BOOM they are erect. The only way to get them to got back down is think the name Steve O.

  8. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Jess L
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    typical bony flat a** white girl with no curves, looks like a pre-teen child body

  9. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    I once saw a picture of a puppy licking a kitten on top of a baby elephant. And it still wasn’t as cute as this.

  10. Jake Kasdan Jason Segel Pointing At His Mouth Melvin Mar Sex Tape Screening After Party
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    No, the post said “TCRTC!” I’m not explaining it to you, but trust me, it was funny!

  11. Kristina Sofia Lisa Opie Butt Bikini
    one too many
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    jacked up grill- Invisalign may be helpful

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Sideboob NBC Universal Summer TCA Tour Day 2
    Marketing Mike
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    She’s shaped like a “Slip and Slide” of back-door delight…

  13. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    Dave
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    I remember seeing this in one of brothel shop window’s when I was in Amsterdam.

  14. Whitney Cummings Cleavage See Through Tank Top Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I’d take her anytime, anywhere. HUBBA HUBBA. she’s got an ass that NEVER quits. you can have the fake tits – GIMMIE GIMMIE SOME WHITNEY

  15. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
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    …and the Reeboks with the straps
    she turn around and give that blue bootie a slap

  16. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    Five minutes after yelling “Who want’s to see some CRAZY deals on aisle 9??” into the P.A. system for $200.

  17. Donnie Wahlberg Hanging Off Back Of Truck Blue Bloods Set
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    Wahlberg cloak of invisibility ACTIVATE!

  18. Rachel Bilson Pregnant Belly Legs Daisy Dukes
    Marketing Mike
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    Not much of an actress, but she sure looked good.
    Sexy legs and feet, cute smile, no taste in men.

  19. Emily Ratajkowski Butt Daisy Dukes Drunk Guy Ischia Global Fest Gala
    Marketing Mike
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    That guy was changing his pants, 30 seconds after this picture.

  20. Kristina Sofia Lisa Opie Butt Bikini
    El Guso
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    I’d take the place of that movile anytime :D

  21. Aaron Carter Leather Tank Top
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    Justin Bieber, in life, I was your predecessor, Aaron Carter. I wear the wife-beater I forged in life! I made it stitch by stitch and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it!

    You do not know the weight and length of shirt you bear yourself! It was as full and as long as this seven Christmas eves ago and you have labored on it since. Ah, it is a ponderous shirt, yo!

  22. Rachel Bilson Pregnant Belly Legs Daisy Dukes
    Wally's Beaver
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    Wonder if she’ll name the kid Cohen.

  23. Ashley Greene Nipples No Bra Tight Shirt NBC Studios
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    I never thought I would see a pair of pants too hideous even for the 70′s.

  24. Kristina Sofia Lisa Opie Butt Bikini
    MelGibsonsSanity
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    I really wish she would rehire Anthony.

  25. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
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    He did go to Florida to get his super powers from Scientology. Chris Angel up yours!

  26. Kristina Sofia Lisa Opie Butt Bikini
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    Diamond Joe Quimby’s on his way.

  27. Ashley Greene Nipples No Bra Tight Shirt NBC Studios
    Wally's Beaver
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    Headlights are on.

  28. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    anonym
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    I’m tired of seeing this bitch’s face and her butt chin.

    What’s her appeal? the fact that she’s barely legal or some shit?
    Her face isn’t even sexy

  29. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
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    Little man on a little scooter with a little bag of little cookies and all is right.

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants David McIntosh Boner Spandex Pants
    anonym
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    He checks himself out more than he checks her out.

    That is sad.

  31. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
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    Now I understand the universal appeal of Las Vegas. Who can possibly resist the allure of spending one’s limited, hard earned vacation time ensconced in luxurious, elegant surroundings, and the delight of enjoying high-end entertainment? This place looks like its more fun than greased pigs.

  32. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
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    I hope Mr. Dinklage wins an Emmy Award this year.

  33. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
    Commented on this photo:

    Its not often that Ozzy is the best looking person in the photograph…

  34. Coco Buttcrack Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Again?

  35. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
    Vlad
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    Han(d)(less)cock

  36. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
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    It’s trying so hard to be sexy, but just .. isn’t.

  37. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
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    Aww fuck, now all I can think of is this –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md_s5Azmko8

  38. Coco Buttcrack Bikini Instagram
    go juice
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    Where Ice T parks his bicycle.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants David McIntosh Boner Spandex Pants
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    If you no longer naturally hold your arms against your sides when you walk, it’s too much.

    Unless you think walking like a gorilla is attractive.

    *awaits downvotes from the token Sup meatheads*

  40. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
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    I don’t know what she’s saying, but I’m betting it’s punctuated by a lot of ‘y’all’s.

  41. Whitney Cummings Cleavage See Through Tank Top Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    When you’re this small, fuck bras.

  42. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    Jade
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    Is this one legal yet?

  43. Miranda Lambert Cleavage Carrie Underwood Mugshot Something Bad Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    The anal retentive in me just wants to scream ‘you’re not 6’9!’.

    *sigh*

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants David McIntosh Boner Spandex Pants
    The Alan Parsons Prostate
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    When your six-pack has a mustache, it’s time to stop the HGH.

  45. Donnie Wahlberg Hanging Off Back Of Truck Blue Bloods Set
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    Thought this was Simon Pegg for a second. Now I’m sad.

  46. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “Xenu, take me AAAWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

  47. Tara Reid Belly See Through Dress Boyfreind Erez Eisen
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    The sneaky way to show your tummy without having to show *your* tummy.

  48. Nicole Scherzinger Squeezing Cleavage Together
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    That awkward moment when the cleavage is out, but the comments are nowhere to be found.

  49. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
    Odbarc
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    Black Jesus’ invisible cross gives Will wood.

  50. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
    Odbarc
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    I WANT ONE!
    A scooter or a midget?
    YES!

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