The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.15.14

Photo Boy | July 15, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which admittedly at first glance looks like an ad for high-end prostitution. A claim I’ll gladly refute because we don’t even get a tiny piece of the money the Kardashians earn from sex work. We do, however, earn money from the pageviews generated by your extremely time-worthy clicks on stuff like Will Smith’s boner taking flight because space math, David McIntosh’s boner taking flight because of Kelly Brook, and this guy’s boner draining all the blood from his body, eventually killing him, because he’s touching Emily Ratajkowski in daisy dukes.

R.I.P. random douchey hat guy, your family will understand your worthy sacrifice,

- Photo Boy

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