The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.15.14

July 15th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which admittedly at first glance looks like an ad for high-end prostitution. A claim I’ll gladly refute because we don’t even get a tiny piece of the money the Kardashians earn from sex work. We do, however, earn money from the pageviews generated by your extremely time-worthy clicks on stuff like Will Smith‘s boner taking flight because space math, David McIntosh‘s boner taking flight because of Kelly Brook, and this guy‘s boner draining all the blood from his body, eventually killing him, because he’s touching Emily Ratajkowski in daisy dukes.

R.I.P. random douchey hat guy, your family will understand your worthy sacrifice,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Chrissy Teigen Side Boob
    Hopalong
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    Who’s that fatty?

  2. Jake Kasdan Jason Segel Pointing At His Mouth Melvin Mar Sex Tape Screening After Party
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    Jason: “I can’t believe people actually are going to see a movie about being in a sex tape with Cameron Diaz!”

    Jake: “I know!”

    Melvin: “Wait you mean it didn’t actually happen?”

  3. Kate Hudson Cleavage Wish I Was Here Screening
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    The movie may be “I wish I was here” but what she’s thinking is “I wish I wasn’t here”

  4. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
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    Words cannot express the joy of Dinklage on a scooter.

  5. Emily Ratajkowski Butt Daisy Dukes Drunk Guy Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    A suit jacket OVER at denim jacket. That’s some next level shit right there. Bravo sir!

  6. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
    Dick Nose
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    I bet that lady was someones trophy wife once. How else could you be so out of touch

  7. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
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    Hell’s Cherubs

  8. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
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    “Now Kendall, Don’t you dare flinch when the urine stream hits you or I swear to my whorishness that I will feed you to Rob!!”

  9. Kristina Sofia Lisa Opie Butt Bikini
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    I never listened to Opie and Anthony, but if there’s ever an Opie and Sofia show, I’m in.

  10. Cheryl Burke Blowjob Face Water Bottle Extra
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    Marry me, Cheryl. Please.

  11. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
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    A Spanish priest swore that if he jumped of this particular cliff, all of his gay thoughts would go away.

  12. Katherine Heigl Bitchface Screaming Mother Nancy LAX
    renotastic
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    When did she contract Bieberitis?!

  13. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I want people to admire me for my intelligence’

    ‘Something no Kardashian has ever uttered, Alex’

  14. Katherine Heigl Bitchface Screaming Mother Nancy LAX
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    Now, someone please. Anyone with deep insight into men’s minds, please tell me why this gem is single.

  15. Katherine Heigl Bitchface Screaming Mother Nancy LAX
    Robb7
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    Mommy & Me outfits are so cool!

  16. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
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    “I’m the Prince of fucking Costco.”

  17. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
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    She looks like what Britney would have looked like without all the crazy.

  18. Aaron Carter Leather Tank Top
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    “Nice tank top.”
    “Thanks! I made it out of a trash bag. Change?”

  19. Donnie Wahlberg Hanging Off Back Of Truck Blue Bloods Set
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    “No one’s gonna get THESE vaccines!!!”

  20. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
    Robb7
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    Who needs Walmart when Costco’s serves up such delicious eye candy!

  21. Coco Buttcrack Bikini Instagram
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    If she keeps this up, she’ll become a goddamn Centaur!

  22. Emily Ratajkowski Butt Daisy Dukes Drunk Guy Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    High of them titties….

  23. Aaron Carter Leather Tank Top
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    HIV pos

  24. Will Smith Boner Cliff Dive
    Flatliner
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    Jesus Christ, who’s the clown that photoshopped out the cross?

  25. Coco Buttcrack Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    That is one big crevasse!

  26. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
    Cock Dr
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    I feel better now. Dinklage does that.

  27. Ozzy Osbourne Fat Lady In Spandex
    Cock Dr
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    This photo & commentary goes into the Photo Boy Hall of Fame.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Sideboob NBC Universal Summer TCA Tour Day 2
    Robb7
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    Good girl, let your ass do the talking. It’s all Greek to me!

  29. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
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    “I never want to die…
    Born to be the size of a child”

  30. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    It may not be big as the current fashion dictates, but it is spectacular.

  31. Katherine Heigl Bitchface Screaming Mother Nancy LAX
    cc
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    Well at least her mom knows how to tie shoelaces

  32. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    j/k
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    The industry term is Bottom Bitch.

  33. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
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    “Sorry we don’t have a mic stand, Jamie, but the janitor who likes to sniff women’s hair was on hand to help you.”

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants David McIntosh Boner Spandex Pants
    cc
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    Thought bubble over the dog’s head ‘Please let me sniff that butt, please let me sniff that butt’

  35. Donnie Wahlberg Hanging Off Back Of Truck Blue Bloods Set
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    “Ha, HA! Jennie will never find me now! I’m free! FREE!”

  36. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
    satan'srighthand74
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    They see me rollin’
    They hatin’

  37. Ashley Greene Nipples No Bra Tight Shirt NBC Studios
    brick
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    “Whoa, I think she got Selena’s other half”

  38. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Pants David McIntosh Boner Spandex Pants
    j/k
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    Their entire wardrobes are made of Lycra.

  39. Tara Reid Belly See Through Dress Boyfreind Erez Eisen
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Zach Braff has fallen a long way.

  40. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a pretty highbrow affair.

  41. Ashley Greene Nipples No Bra Tight Shirt NBC Studios
    joe
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    Bad pants. Great tits.

  42. Aaron Carter Leather Tank Top
    satan'srighthand74
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    Madonna looks like shit!!!

  43. Tara Reid Belly See Through Dress Boyfreind Erez Eisen
    satan'srighthand74
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    Excuse me sir, please put that wax figure back!!! Oh, Sorry Ms. Reid

  44. Jamie Lynn Spears Performing At Gilleys Saloon Dance Hall & Bar B Que Treasure Island Hotel And Casino
    Josephus
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    Great framing by the photographer not to get the pole in the shot.

  45. Miranda Lambert Cleavage Carrie Underwood Mugshot Something Bad Music Video
    Josephus
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    Miranda was down for it, but Carrie came up just a little short.

    (Look carefully guys. Come on!!)

  46. Emily Ratajkowski Butt Daisy Dukes Drunk Guy Ischia Global Fest Gala
    ultra
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    he’s making the same face my cat makes when he sniffs a girl cat’s butt.

  47. Peter Dinklage Riding Scooter Wearing Bandana
    Flatliner
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    Best. Photo. Ever.

  48. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Kris Jenner Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Fuck, it’s Michael Jackson with Tits!

  49. Mireille Enos Huge Pregnant Belly Season 4 Premiere The Killing
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    “The Killing” what that pregnancy bump is doing to her dress.

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