The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12

July 10th, 2012 // 636 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth smiling could have saved her relationship, Lou Diamond Phillips who really could have waited until Will.i.am came around with his valet ticket before apologizing for that dent, Channing Tatum‘s thinning hair which won’t at all stop Fish and I your wife from blasting one out to his assless chap dancing and finally, the upsetting realization of what a sexually embarrassing hell Melanie Griffith‘s life has been ever since those goddamn Shrek movies came out.

The Naked Cowgirl was almost your Final Five. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
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    I need her to join my naked posse.

  2. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m honestly not sure which one is Melanie.

  3. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    jesus…..i couldve gone to spain and photographed a better ass in a retirement home…

  4. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
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    “OOOOO SOOOOOOOO LO MI-OOOOOOOO”

  5. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top
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    I don’t know what she does, but I like the way she does it.

  6. Brooke Shields
    KungFu Panda
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    She always looks like she’s trying to hold back a shit.

  7. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
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    What’s the matter golddigger? Couldn’t find a young, sane, celebrity to fuck?

  8. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
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    It was love at first neigh.

  9. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    its always the people you DONT wanna see naked

  10. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
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    Mr. Hoffman is trying the new Hollywood stay in shape secret of eating nothing but soup while doing crunches.

  11. Lance Bass
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    His face is taking up his whole head. Seriously, where’s his brain go?

  12. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
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    If you want me to sign it Catherine Tyldesley, then you’re going to have to spell Catherine Tyldesley.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    Frank The Duck
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    Tell your Fortune? Your ass is going to outlast you by several millenia,,,,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWeezUxIzaE

  14. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
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    And the entire crowd was entertained, except for older people, younger people, straight people, gay people, men, women, humans, and animals.

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
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    It’s time for a diaper change.

  16. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Nothingness.

  17. Liv Tyler Legs Minidress Pillow
    catapostrophe
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    Paz de la Huerta = the poor man’s this

  18. BB King
    catapostrophe
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    The thumbnail looked like Dennis Rodman.

  19. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    CK
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    Everytime I see him I think of Cheers.

  20. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    catapostrophe
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    “I’m not a sailor–I’m captain!”

  21. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    catapostrophe
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    Melanie Griffith doesn’t believe in artificial flowers?

  22. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
    Frank The Duck
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    “My bigboy clothes are in the wash”

  23. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    Lawrence
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    Do yourselves a favor people — shut up and go watch Girl on the Bridge. If you still want to talk smack you can at least rest certain that you have horrible, horrible taste in women.

  24. Prince Charles
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    CSI: Windsor

  25. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
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    Women this size should never wear their hair in a Sumo bun.

  26. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    Great White Pygmy
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    Buseyism #882
    Fart
    Fingers Are Rectal Triggers!

  27. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    Frank The Duck
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    “So that’s four shrimp cocktails, two New Yorks medium and two Polynesian Chickens, have I got that right?”

  28. Lindsay Vonn Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Makes me want to take up skiing.

  29. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
    wheeeeeeee
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    Baby Huey loves to get out every once in a while to eat fresh soup.

  30. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    ohellno
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    I’m *telling* you she is Madonna & Sandra Bernhard’s love child.

  31. Lance Bass
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    Surprise buttsects? I don’t mind if you do!

  32. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
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    Kristen Wig does the best Drew Barrymore impression.

  33. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You’d never see Alec Baldwin and his daughter sharing a set of dentures

  34. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    hmm
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    Needs more makeup.

  35. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/10/1339604779167-340_425.jpg[/img]

  36. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    Despite having already heard Mrs. Reiner’s despicable retelling of The Aristocrats a thousand times, Billy and Carl were forced to endure it once again.

  37. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    I wont lie, she looks good in this photo

  38. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
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    Just got cast in that Chaz Bono biopic

  39. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    Hollywood Geriatric Convention.

  40. Prince Charles
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    “Yes, yes, I believe you when you say it’s been cured. But of what, I ask?”

  41. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
    vgrly
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    Jessica Simpson is bigger than Drew in her 3rd trimester.

  42. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    Joe
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    Joey Pants and Daniella Teeth.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    vgrly
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    She makes me feel great about my body.

  44. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Ha! Her ass even causes people to drive on the wrong side of the road to have a look! Wait a minute…

  45. Diane Kruger Cleavage
    Joe
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    There’s a treasure map on her thigh.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
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    Moo muthaf*cka Moo!

    Who new Lambo made a one ton chassis?

  47. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
    vgrly
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    So much for the diet.

  48. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    vgrly
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    “And this is how I slapped my wife…”

  49. Lindsay Vonn Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    How sweet! Lindsay is having her Sweet 16 party…for the 13 time.

  50. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    The Pope
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    Continuing his habit of making horrible career moves, now Josh Hartnett is actually trying copy Ashton Kutcher.

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