The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12

July 10th, 2012 // 636 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth smiling could have saved her relationship, Lou Diamond Phillips who really could have waited until Will.i.am came around with his valet ticket before apologizing for that dent, Channing Tatum‘s thinning hair which won’t at all stop Fish and I your wife from blasting one out to his assless chap dancing and finally, the upsetting realization of what a sexually embarrassing hell Melanie Griffith‘s life has been ever since those goddamn Shrek movies came out.

The Naked Cowgirl was almost your Final Five. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
    j/k
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    SOUP RACE!

  2. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    Raoul
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    “Now stop screwing around and get my car!”

  3. BB King
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    The greatest electric blues guitarist there ever was. He does not deserve scorn. He deserves our enduring praise for changing music significantly for the better.

    More importantly, he’s never had to pose in his underwear to sell his great music.

  4. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Green Gobbler

  5. Lance Bass
    Deacon Jones
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    “Is that Katy Perry and Blake Lively?! “

  6. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
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    Can’t somebody get to the bottom of this man’s plaid attraction?

  7. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    “I tell ya, Billy, we do a 2000 year old man remake and it’ll knock their sox off! Their goddam sox!!”

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    Raoul
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    Since when do Lamborghinis have bench seats up front?

  9. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    She gives great tooth.

  10. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
    Deacon Jones
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    “…Billy. Did ya hear dey let non-Jews in here??”

    “What.the.fuck.”

  11. Lindsay Vonn Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Lovely young lady. But what does the Sweet 16 refer to? The number of times she’s tried anal? Or…???

    • Batman

      There’s really nothing like the sixteenth time you’ve tried anal. It’s definitely an occasion for the photo album.

  12. Prince Charles
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    “Spotted dick, indeed!”

  13. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
    Jill
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    Obvioulsy when he heard Mr. Reiner would be in attendance, Billy Crystal thought it would be Rob, not Carl.

  14. Prince Charles
    Raoul
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    Guy behind him: “Omigodomigod! He’s going to eat it! He’s going to eat my shit pâté!

  15. Lance Bass
    Dorment Canadian
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    Perez Hilton really lost some weight.

  16. Channing Tatum
    Raoul
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    HA! Let’s see how hot they think you are in five years … BALD!

  17. BB King
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ B.B. King of the swingers,Oh the jungle VIP… ♫

  18. Channing Tatum
    Jill
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    For how to continue being a hot male actor in hollywood post-baldness see: Willis, Bruce.

  19. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Move: Caps Lock

  20. Prince Charles
    Deacon Jones
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    “Magnificent scent….I do say, quite magnificent. What is it?”

    “It’s Gwyneyth Paltrow’s morning shit.”

    {SNIFFFFF} “Quite, quite magnificent.”

  21. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    *pooooooooot* “My wife used to faht just like that.”

  22. Liv Tyler Legs Minidress Pillow
    DeucePickle
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    Not too good at carrying an infant.

  23. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    Raoul
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    It’s sad that he fakes hostage situations to pick up blind girls. Clever, but sad.

  24. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    bethy
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    Doesn’t she know she could make like $10 on those baby teeth?

  25. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    alex
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    Is she the illegitimate daughter of Lawrence Fishburne?

  26. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
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    Yessir, I do believe it’s time for me to ruin another film.

  27. Diane Kruger Cleavage
    Jill
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    Looks like whatshisface is waiting in the car behind her. You know, the kid from Dawson’s creek who wasn’t Dawson.

  28. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    Anyone else ever noticed you never see her and “The Crypt Keeper” in the same room??

  29. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
    Deacon Jones
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    “Alright Melissa. We’re going to cast you as a fat, obnoxious faux lesbian that acts like she doesnt give a fuck about men because none of them will sleep with you.”

  30. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    Raoul
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    Stand back! That jaw is about to unhinge!

  31. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    Cock Dr
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    MOOBS

  32. BB King
    DeucePickle
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    Bill Cosby tells the greatest stories.

  33. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Mario, why do you insist on greeting me with an industrial leaf blower?”

  34. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    Deacon Jones
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    “Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy!”

  35. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    Wow…now those look like two funny guys!

  36. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    Where’s his taster?

  37. Brooke Shields
    bethy
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    I would cry too.

  38. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
    Deacon Jones
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    Why doesnt he just wear a black trash bag in public?

  39. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
    Mcdoubler
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    the little boy is debating on whether to waste his first boner on this or wait it out for something better.

  40. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s never a naked Comanche around when you need one

  41. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    The same country that found Jerry Lewis to be a comic genius, found her to be beautiful.

  42. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    MF
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    Still don’t get it…

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
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    Are those the new Kim Kardashian Ass tires?

  44. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
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    When did Scarjo die her hair?!

  45. Brooke Shields
    Deacon Jones
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    “…my eyess….are sinking into….my FEET”

  46. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
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    You can see the bicycle crying!

  47. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If the Statue of Liberty was retarded

  48. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
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    I could have swore this was Zac Efron….long sleeves in summer, shaved mustache, still a douche.

  49. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
    someone
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    great! another pregnant chick. When will they stop???????

  50. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    journalschism
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    If that’s not his daughter, shoot me now.

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