The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12

July 10th, 2012 // 636 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth smiling could have saved her relationship, Lou Diamond Phillips who really could have waited until Will.i.am came around with his valet ticket before apologizing for that dent, Channing Tatum‘s thinning hair which won’t at all stop Fish and I your wife from blasting one out to his assless chap dancing and finally, the upsetting realization of what a sexually embarrassing hell Melanie Griffith‘s life has been ever since those goddamn Shrek movies came out.

The Naked Cowgirl was almost your Final Five. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    Rambone
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    That’s right, 20 Slim Jims, a carton of Kools, and a case of Old Milwaukee’s Best or I throw her to the marmots!

  2. Brooke Shields
    Rambone
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    You can’t disguise yourself, Fabio! I’d know your masculine jawline anywhere.

  3. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    Pine Table Fever
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    Nicole Scherzinger, Lou Diamond Phillips *and* Will.i.am? The social event of the season!

  4. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    Crissy
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    “Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba….!

  5. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Crissy
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    “Fucking puta, call me Mexican one more time!”…

  6. Prince Charles
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    “Looks like lizard. Shall I eat my brethren?”

  7. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Surely there’s been a misprint: ON should have been ATE, yes?

  8. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Would someone like to charter these 3 a small aeroplane from the Dwyer Flying Service?

  9. Brooke Shields
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    She’s no longer a brook. We got a full blown stream here, if not a river.

  10. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Always nice to know that a village’s idiot isn’t going to spend their life alone.

  11. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    By_Mennon
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  12. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    By_Mennon
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    Now I just have to find some batteries…

  13. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    HeaveHo
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    I hope that was a fart, ooh I hope that was a fart

  14. Diane Kruger Cleavage
    Nik
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    woah did she go anorexic?

  15. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
    OedipusFlex
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    Nike: Just… Screw It, I’m hungry.

  16. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Raaaaaaaa
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    ignore the handbag and long hair and this could be any 20-something year old male hipster.

  17. Lance Bass
    jeez
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    “Uhhhhhhh. Something entered in me. Deepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!”

  18. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    Blue
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    Josh Hartnett is GORGEOUS!

  19. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
    Raaaaaaaa
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    not so much naked cowgirl as half-naked cowoldlady

  20. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    Proper
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    Faces of meth: Emma Stone

  21. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    puddleduck
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    If she were to shoot water out of her mouth, she would look like the Belagio fountains.

  22. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    Colonel Angus
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    Wanna see my other quarter slot?

  23. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    Bigalkie
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    Don’t be fooled my all me makeup and hair. That’s me mum behind me.

  24. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
    squishy
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    I’ve just gotta pinch it, just gotta…somebody stop me!!!

  25. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    squishy
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    This, boys & girls, is what happens when you over-floss!!!

  26. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    squishy
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    “I just admire Cowell’s form so much, I had to have it!!”

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    squishy
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    Hunny fix the Spanx on your left thigh…

  28. Kyle Richards Butt Yoga Pants
    squishy
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    Sorry, who??

  29. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
    squishy
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    Nike is pissed and wants their merchandise back Hill!!!

  30. Liv Tyler Legs Minidress Pillow
    squishy
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    How NOT to hold an infant!

  31. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    squishy
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    “Who the Frak let Diamond in here?!!!….Hey man, so awesome you could make it!!”

  32. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    squishy
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    Did Jerry Hall make a deal with the devil?!?!

  33. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
    squishy
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    Someone is ignoring those Schick ads!

  34. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
    squishy
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    Someone is ignoring those Schick ads!

  35. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    nada
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    REALLY REally… I read every. single. reply to this picture – and not ONE of them was nice… except for the very last comment by BLUE ha

  36. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    obrazki na fejsa
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    Amazing issues here. I am very happy to see your post. Thank you a lot and I am taking a look forward to contact you. Will you please drop me a mail?

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