Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth smiling could have saved her relationship, Lou Diamond Phillips who really could have waited until Will.i.am came around with his valet ticket before apologizing for that dent, Channing Tatum‘s thinning hair which won’t at all stop Fish and I your wife from blasting one out to his assless chap dancing and finally, the upsetting realization of what a sexually embarrassing hell Melanie Griffith‘s life has been ever since those goddamn Shrek movies came out.
The Naked Cowgirl was almost your Final Five. Almost,
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That’s right, 20 Slim Jims, a carton of Kools, and a case of Old Milwaukee’s Best or I throw her to the marmots!
You can’t disguise yourself, Fabio! I’d know your masculine jawline anywhere.
Nicole Scherzinger, Lou Diamond Phillips *and* Will.i.am? The social event of the season!
“Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba….!
“Fucking puta, call me Mexican one more time!”…
“Looks like lizard. Shall I eat my brethren?”
Surely there’s been a misprint: ON should have been ATE, yes?
Would someone like to charter these 3 a small aeroplane from the Dwyer Flying Service?
She’s no longer a brook. We got a full blown stream here, if not a river.
Always nice to know that a village’s idiot isn’t going to spend their life alone.
Now I just have to find some batteries…
I hope that was a fart, ooh I hope that was a fart
woah did she go anorexic?
Nike: Just… Screw It, I’m hungry.
ignore the handbag and long hair and this could be any 20-something year old male hipster.
“Uhhhhhhh. Something entered in me. Deepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!”
Josh Hartnett is GORGEOUS!
not so much naked cowgirl as half-naked cowoldlady
Faces of meth: Emma Stone
If she were to shoot water out of her mouth, she would look like the Belagio fountains.
Wanna see my other quarter slot?
Don’t be fooled my all me makeup and hair. That’s me mum behind me.
I’ve just gotta pinch it, just gotta…somebody stop me!!!
This, boys & girls, is what happens when you over-floss!!!
“I just admire Cowell’s form so much, I had to have it!!”
Hunny fix the Spanx on your left thigh…
Sorry, who??
Nike is pissed and wants their merchandise back Hill!!!
How NOT to hold an infant!
“Who the Frak let Diamond in here?!!!….Hey man, so awesome you could make it!!”
Did Jerry Hall make a deal with the devil?!?!
Someone is ignoring those Schick ads!
Someone is ignoring those Schick ads!
REALLY REally… I read every. single. reply to this picture – and not ONE of them was nice… except for the very last comment by BLUE ha
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