Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we’re days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell’s fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she’s naked and you guys don’t care if said nakedness happened to occur over a decade ago. Then I sprinkled in a little shit-housed Kiefer Sutherland being dragged from a car into his hotel, and Zachery Ty Bryan‘s bloated jowls and pinged out pupils because celebrity drug addiction will never not be funny to me.
Oh yeah, and Monica Lewinsky‘s in here. Wearing a dress. Cue stain jokes in 3..2..1..
- Photo Boy