The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.1.14

July 1st, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we’re days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell’s fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she’s naked and you guys don’t care if said nakedness happened to occur over a decade ago. Then I sprinkled in a little shit-housed Kiefer Sutherland being dragged from a car into his hotel, and Zachery Ty Bryan‘s bloated jowls and pinged out pupils because celebrity drug addiction will never not be funny to me.

Oh yeah, and Monica Lewinsky‘s in here. Wearing a dress. Cue stain jokes in 3..2..1..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
    Joe Blow
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    “They named a town in Missouri after me, you know.”

    “I don’t think….”

    “BAH-HAHAHAHA!!! Missouri!”

  2. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    I’d believe that’s Paul Reiser before Helen Hunt.

  3. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
    Joe Blow
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    Anybody got a light?

  4. Shane West Crazy Hair
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    “There’s something about Shane!” Way too much cum.

  5. David Arquette Fat Friend
    Joe Blow
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    So who’s the skinny guy?

  6. Zachery Ty Bryan Fat Jowls Tiny Pupils America Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    “Hi, I’ll be your stalker this evening.”

  7. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    He’s diffused 9 Jägerbombs and the sun isn’t even up yet.

  8. Katie Holmes Weird Butt Fold Yoga Pants
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    Maybe not the best choice of pants. On a side note dude on the side is packing. Just an observation.

  9. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    In the new porn “24 Inches,” Jack Blower has 24 hours to gobble 24 inches of dick or the terrorists win.

  10. Jude Law Smelling Johnnie Walker Blue Label Gentleman's Wager
    Short Round
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    This is apple juice you bastards!

  11. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Guy
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    Chubby chaser.

  12. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    Joe Blow
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    Shooter McGavin always gets the ladies.

  13. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Mermaid Instagram
    Raymond Flattenberg
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    So that’s what a washed up mermaid looks like.

  14. Jude Law Smelling Johnnie Walker Blue Label Gentleman's Wager
    Visible Ink
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    For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

  15. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    “Ummmmm…you’ve got a little something on your dress there.”

  16. Candice Swanepoel Nipples No Bra Midriff Legs Short Shorts
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    The dogs face says it all.

  17. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Jim
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    Looks like your run-of-the-mill generic Escort service photo.

  18. Ron Jeremy Signing And Groping Fans Tits DBA Nightclub
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    How bad of a father do you have to be to have your daughter end up getting her boob signed by Ron Jeremy in a bar in West Hollywood?

  19. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    People kept walking up to her an saying “this party blows, get it?”

  20. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Wrinkly Old Lady Arm
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    She may be 56, but she has the arms of an 80 year old.

  21. David Arquette Fat Friend
    Short Round
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    Peter Jackson really let himself go.

  22. Prince Charles Cnwd Food Production Company Visit
    Eejut
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    He pissed in it. That fat drunken twat pissed in my tea.

  23. Kimberley Garner Sideboob Butt Tight Bodysuit
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    I would simply run up to her like a giggling idiot and smack/grope that ass and run off.

  24. David Arquette Fat Friend
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    You’re telling me this isn’t a Slovokian comedy troupe?

  25. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
    Bill Clinton's penis
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    I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELA … oh, wait a minute…

    never mind

  26. David Arquette Fat Friend
    buzz
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    Jonah Hill is finally doing something that’s funny.

  27. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    buzz
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    LOL @ her shame for being with Jack Osbourne.

  28. Joan Rivers Drinking Wine At Book Signing
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    Three parts Chardonnay, two parts Botox, just like I like it.

  29. Toni Garnn Upskirt Panty Flash
    Ofc. Murphy
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    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  30. Joan Rivers Drinking Wine At Book Signing
    Short Round
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    Not ready to write her new book ‘Ugly people I met at a book signing’ Joan Rivers arrived drunk… and started bitching about the ugly people.

  31. Toni Garnn Upskirt Panty Flash
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    I see your peeper.

  32. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
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    It’s raw!!!

  33. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
    Jim
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    This can’t be Pumpkin Head; it’s WAY TOO tame.

  34. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
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    Sooner or later, won’t Ms. Brook exhaust her supply of vintage photographs? She’s up the shit creek then without a canoe, much less a paddle.

  35. Shane West Crazy Hair
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    I know you’re going for “Glenn Danzig”, but it’s way more “Eddie Munster”.

  36. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
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    OK guys, I have a plan. I will need some of you to take one for the team in getting by her Hercules of a boyfriend.
    Who’s in???

  37. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    Wrong caption.

    TOTALLY SOBER Kiefer Sutherland in London.

  38. Candice Swanepoel Nipples No Bra Midriff Legs Short Shorts
    Jim
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    Why yes, yes I would.

  39. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    “Chloe. CHLOE!?!”

  40. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    This man is to alcohol what Charlie Sheen is to cocaine.

  41. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    you are an asshat
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    Peter Griffin chin

  42. Luci Ford Sideboob Instagram
    Jim
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    On the stroll?

  43. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    I would unleash those funbags and never look up.

  44. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    I’m guessing those White House hallways were PRETTY DARK back in the day.

  45. David Arquette Fat Friend
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    His life is so much better now that he doesn’t have to have sex with Courtney Cox.

  46. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Mermaid Instagram
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    “THIS oughta keep that wrinkled old wiener out of my cootchie!”

  47. Mark Wahlberg V Neck Shirt Beaded Necklace
    you are an asshat
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    Excluding Barney Rubble, Papa Smurf and Napoleon. Theres actually someone shorter than Marky Mark?

  48. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Overrated diva skank.

  49. Michael Caine Youth Set
    Jim
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    At first I thought that was Woody Allen.

  50. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Guy
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    Wow, that guy is pretty big. You could fit Joe Jonas inside him. I’m pretty sure they are way ahead of me on that.

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