The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.1.14

July 1st, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we’re days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell’s fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she’s naked and you guys don’t care if said nakedness happened to occur over a decade ago. Then I sprinkled in a little shit-housed Kiefer Sutherland being dragged from a car into his hotel, and Zachery Ty Bryan‘s bloated jowls and pinged out pupils because celebrity drug addiction will never not be funny to me.

Oh yeah, and Monica Lewinsky‘s in here. Wearing a dress. Cue stain jokes in 3..2..1..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jude Law Smelling Johnnie Walker Blue Label Gentleman's Wager
    Cock Dr
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    They PhotoShopped the hair in very nicely.

  2. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Guy
    Cock Dr
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    Joe gets around.

  3. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
    Short Round
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    Sorry, Kelly. I just reached my quota of restraining orders for the year. You’ll have to wait ’till next year. But keep trying…

  4. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He must’ve been reaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllly horny.

    • JC

      All snark aside, I think she’s held up really well. I’m also convinced that easy access can be as much as 80% of attraction.

      • She didn’t look bad at 21 and it’s pretty hard to turn down a blow job. Hell I’d let her blow me now.

      • Rico Jones

        I agree. She looks better today than she did back in the 90′s. I’d definitely hit that. It always bothered me that her life was pretty much destroyed but the Clinton’s went on to become even more powerful than they were. That seems to bee how it goes. The male politicians say they are sorry and all is forgiven but the mistresses are forever ruined.

      • She made the choice to fuck around with a married man. And not just any married man, the POTUS. What did she think was going to happen? That she was going to become the next Marilyn Munroe? Marilyn was already a huge star when she hooked up with JFK.

        There was nothing good that would’ve come from hooking up with the married POTUS.

      • ‘She made the choice to fuck around with a married man.’

        This.

      • dennis

        She looks much better now. She was chunky back in her White House days. Looks like she lost the weight but kept the tits.

  5. Jude Law Smelling Johnnie Walker Blue Label Gentleman's Wager
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    This fine malt blend has aromas of broken homes, Sienna Miller, and abandoned children.

  6. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    Fire the censor. The bar is too low and waaaaay too thin.

  7. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    It’s not a flower. It’s a target.

  8. Joan Rivers Drinking Wine At Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At this age, her blood type must be sand.

  9. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I guess this is to drum up interest in the eBay auction Kris is holding later in the month for a weekend with Kylie K.

  10. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Guy
    brick
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    “Big thumbs up, Joe, for FINALLY holding my hand in public!”

  11. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    JC
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    “Mr. Sutherland, please stop head-butting my vagina and screaming ‘WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?’ I work for you, remember?”

  12. Mark Wahlberg V Neck Shirt Beaded Necklace
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    Mr. Wahlberg!!! As you can see, I’m an aviator. Can you give me some tips on how it should really go down if a bunch of A-rabs storm my cockpit?

  13. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Wrinkly Old Lady Arm
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    Looks like the party life has caught up with Ms. Hilton. Her Jimmy Choos have “L” and “R” on them, too.

  14. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Brigitte probably misses Flavor Flav right about now.

  15. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Jimmy
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    Sweet Jesus on an Under-Age Cracker!

  16. Luci Ford Sideboob Instagram
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    She likes milk from hairy balls. I love her.

  17. David Arquette Fat Friend
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    Is that Rob or Khloe? I can never tell them apart.

  18. Michael Caine Youth Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Here young lad, don’t knock the bitch up.

  19. Mark Wahlberg V Neck Shirt Beaded Necklace
    JC
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    Viele Grüße an deine Mutter, Herr Whalberg!

  20. John Ratzenberger Maroon Vest America Premiere
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    This is why it;s important to be specific. Ask for Jon Hamm, you get John, who played Hamm.

  21. David Arquette Fat Friend
    Jake
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    He’s so much happier single. Have fun like this, or go shopping with Courtney Cox? One’s on life’s easiest decisions.

  22. Eva Amurri Martino Pregnant Belly Tight Minidress Tammy Premiere
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    Yup, I’d hit that.

  23. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
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    I don’t care how old this picture is but I believe every man on this planet would love if there were a couple of inches more on the left side of this picture.

  24. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
    Pablo
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    “You’re faithful to mum aren’t you?”

  25. Kate Upton Cleavage Topless Under Sheet Instagram
    Short Round
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    To think, there are directors and producers in Hollywood who wake up to this or something similar every morning…. I just lost all will to live.

  26. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    Polk
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    Lol. I mean, being close to money and fame is nice, but that hot chick sure is finding it the hardest way possible.

  27. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Their love affair is a simple one. He loves her beauty and she loves that Ozzy will kick the bucket any day now and inheritance time will commence.

  28. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
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    “Pepper, sir?”
    “TO THE END of the dish is fine, thank you.”

  29. Juno Temple Im All Wet Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Good, then I won’t have to do any work.

  30. David Arquette Fat Friend
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is totally how I think Magic’s son would look if he wasn’t Magic’s son.

  31. Ron Jeremy Signing And Groping Fans Tits DBA Nightclub
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    Hedgehog doesn’t need a sharpie to write shit above a woman’s boobs.

  32. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
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    Venus Cunttrap

  33. Ron Jeremy Signing And Groping Fans Tits DBA Nightclub
    Short Round
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    Now you’re just fucking with me, Photo Boy! Aren’t you?

  34. Kimberley Garner Sideboob Butt Tight Bodysuit
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    Good Lord!

  35. Luci Ford Sideboob Instagram
    Polk
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    Rape-a-licious!

  36. Ron Jeremy Signing And Groping Fans Tits DBA Nightclub
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    Glad to see Courtney’s a fan of the Hedgehog.

  37. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Guy
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    “Get your own fat guy, he says…They’re a ball, he says….fuck you, Leo.”

  38. Zachery Ty Bryan Fat Jowls Tiny Pupils America Premiere
    Dormant Canadian
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    Awwwweeahhhhhh?

  39. Candice Swanepoel Nipples No Bra Midriff Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s walking around my city like that? In 5-7 months (with good behavior), I totally going to go there and make my move.

  40. Prince Charles Cnwd Food Production Company Visit
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    “I see..and which of you three gentlemen is the official food taster?”

  41. Stacey Dash America Premiere
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    Still looks good.

  42. David Arquette Fat Friend
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    Kevin Smith really needs an intervention.

  43. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
    Great White Pygmy
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    You were joking about your will right?

  44. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
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    It’s especially sad when a celebrity tries to steal another celebrity’s style and can’t pull it off. This guy is just robbin’ thick.

  45. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
    Darth Knob
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    She looks good there with the touch ups, but her body doesn’t look to great now. Waaaaayyyyy overrated around here.

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    Joe Blow
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    “If you’re running from Jack Bauer, you’re already dead!”

    “Too right, sir, but you’re not Jack Bauer, you’re just a drunken celebrity.”

  47. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
    Great White Pygmy
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    I just love Hell’s Kitchen and Master Chef Mister Ramsey,

  48. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Short Round
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    Holy barely covered underage jailbait hotness, Batman!

  49. Toni Garnn Upskirt Panty Flash
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    For Leo this is standard pussy.

  50. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    The whore is strong with this one.

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