The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.9.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m not going to lie, is 98% butts and Instagram boob. Your shock and disappointment is palpable. Trust me, I dig as deeply as possible to find shit like Flea flipping off the cameras in front of his daughter at a kids’ movie premiere or rare instances when Sarah Jessica Parker forgets to hide her veiny hooves, but sometimes the well’s a little dry. Dry enough for a Final Five of Lady Gaga’s nipple pasties. *starts to duck rotten tomatoes, stands back up* It’s fine, I’ll take it, I deserve this.

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